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2014/02/19 11:24:06
Subject: 40k funnies
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2014/02/19 11:36:48
Subject: 40k funnies
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Excellent. At least some sunshine on a rainy day.
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 Waaagh an' a 'alf
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2014/02/19 12:33:53
Subject: 40k funnies
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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I like the last one best!
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 4th company
 The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
 Hive Fleet Jumanji
I'll die before I surrender Tim! |
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2014/02/19 13:08:17
Subject: Re:40k funnies
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Tea-Kettle of Blood
Adelaide, South Australia
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 Ailaros wrote:You know what really bugs me? When my opponent, before they show up at the FLGS smears themselves in peanut butter and then makes blood sacrifices to Ashterai by slitting the throat of three male chickens and then smears the spatter pattern into the peanut butter to engrave sacred symbols into their chest and upper arms.
I have a peanut allergy. It's really inconsiderate.
"Long ago in a distant land, I, M'kar, the shape-shifting Master of Chaos, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Grey Knight warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in space and flung him into the Warp, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to real-space, and undo the evil that is Chaos!" |
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2014/02/19 14:16:49
Subject: Re:40k funnies
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Agile Revenant Titan
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This message was edited 5 times. Last update was at 2014/02/19 14:18:37
I do drugs.
Mostly Plastic Crack, but I do dabble in Cardboard Cocaine. |
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2014/02/19 18:12:05
Subject: 40k funnies
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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Hahaha brilliant
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 1000 points 80% painted
90 points 0% painted |
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2014/02/19 18:17:29
Subject: 40k funnies
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Norn Queen
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Space Doge totally got me, literally burst out laughing.
Kudos.
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
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2014/02/19 18:22:05
Subject: 40k funnies
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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 Ratius wrote:Space Doge totally got me, literally burst out laughing.
Kudos.
Id pay for such a codex
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 Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2014/02/19 18:27:31
Subject: 40k funnies
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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 rez wrote:Its been a little while since I've seen one of these and who couldn't use a laugh in these grim dark days?
Oh my...
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/02/20 00:46:50
Subject: Re:40k funnies
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Just because.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/02/20 03:55:18
Subject: Re:40k funnies
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Lurking Gaunt
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2014/02/20 04:11:44
Subject: 40k funnies
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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It must have been a while since one of these threads popped up, since I actually hadn't seen all of them. How bout that.
I'm making another Dawn of Awesome, I guess that's on topic:
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Check out my Youtube channel!
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2014/02/20 04:12:45
Subject: Re:40k funnies
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
BREAD FOR THE BREAD GOD!!
COBS FOR KHORNE!
BUTTER FOR THE POP-KHORNE!
because its funny. I think.
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Regiment: 91st Schrott Experimental Regiment
Regiment Planet: Schrott 
Specialization: Salvaged, Heavily Modified, and/or Experimental Mechanized Units. 
"SIR! Are you sure this will work!?"
"I HAVE NO IDEA, PULL THE TRIGGER!!!" 91st comms chatter.  |
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2014/02/20 04:27:31
Subject: 40k funnies
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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That is why I call Flesh Hounds of Khorne "Khornedogs" in every game I play without batting an eyelash.
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Check out my Youtube channel!
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2014/02/20 06:27:45
Subject: 40k funnies
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PanOceaniac Hacking Specialist Sergeant
Lake Macquarie, NSW
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I learnt today that "Cato Sicarius" translates as "intelligent murderer".
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"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."
-Norman Schwartzkopf
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2014/02/21 00:29:45
Subject: Re:40k funnies
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