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2014/03/05 14:15:39
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Hallowed Canoness
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I'm just getting a broken image link, lol.
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/03/05 14:33:56
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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GW GOES LIVE WITH NEXT EDITION KICKSTARTER!
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2014/03/06 00:00:45
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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 master of ordinance wrote: ZultanQ wrote:
I am simultaneously horrified and intrigued. Your posts read like the arcane writings of mad Lovecraftian wizards.
' SM's need a boost'
' GW products are not over priced'
I have no idea what you're on about. As it stands, SM and all MEQ need a boost because they have lowest damage output AND lowest survivability to points cost ratio in the game. When was the last time you saw marines win in a 6th edition tourney? Never, that's when. Even CSM, who were competitive for a little while, only used cultist MSU units as troops.
And paying $3 per space marine... LOL. Yes, I know GW has to pay for sculptors, writers, and general bulldickery. But if you think that GW prices are reasonable and that nearly $60 is proportional for a codex, I've got some news for you. I am also a pnp player. I buy books that have ten times the content of GW codexes and cost ten dollars less. And thats for WotC stuff. Do they even need an explanation?
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“Idleness is the enemy of the soul; and therefore the brethren ought to be employed in manual labor at certain times, at others, in devout reading.”
― St. Benedict of Nursia, The Rule of Saint Benedict
 The Mendicants Polaris, Chaos Warband, Deviant Sect of Word Bearers  |
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2014/03/06 00:58:20
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Go read the first post.
In other news,
GIRLS GONE WILD at WARHAMMER WORLD, Nottingham.
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2014/03/06 13:08:59
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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"Kanye West is a genius!"
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2014/03/06 17:36:11
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Morphing Obliterator
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Chaos marines OP! Nerf the Chaos lords! (In purposed rules)
New loophole- single FOC! Seven riptides! (In tactics)
The feth are primarchs? (In background)
Reasons why space marines should beat everyone (In background)
Reasons why space marines are better than guardsmen (in background)
My fan-dex, SUPER DEMON NIDS! (basically anywhere)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/03/06 17:36:44
"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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2014/03/06 21:05:51
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Hallowed Canoness
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Reasons why Guardsmen are better than Marines! (in background)
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/03/06 21:31:51
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Morphing Obliterator
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why guardsmen are better than sisters of battle (spoiler: testicles.) [In background]
((Please note that this is as far from my real opinion as possible.))
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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2014/03/07 06:25:59
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
In the warp, searching for Marbo
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"Post Your List, and I'll Beat it" (Tactics)
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After all these years of searching for Marbo...he found me. Heretics beware! He's back! |
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2014/03/07 07:05:29
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Hallowed Canoness
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 thepowerfulwill wrote:why guardsmen are better than sisters of battle (spoiler: testicles.) [In background]
((Please note that this is as far from my real opinion as possible.))
No uterus? No opinion!
((same vein as the above))
HH Moritat with dual hand flamers is totally balanced!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/03/07 07:14:25
"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/03/07 16:13:03
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
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I did. And my point was that his headlines weren't troll posts, because they were reasonable things that should happen. Wait... now I think that was the point, and I was subtly double-trolled.
Touche, sir.
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“Idleness is the enemy of the soul; and therefore the brethren ought to be employed in manual labor at certain times, at others, in devout reading.”
― St. Benedict of Nursia, The Rule of Saint Benedict
The Mendicants Polaris, Chaos Warband, Deviant Sect of Word Bearers |
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2014/03/07 16:20:55
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Pustulating Plague Priest
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I'm surprised nobody mentioned...
"Kitchens for sale!"
"Shady kitchen guy selling kitchens! I trust this guy even if his Wikipedia page says he's shady!" (well... if I read those ones right)
"Illegal passports for sale!"
"Suspicious dating service website thing service for sale!"
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  Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren... WE NEED A NEW DRIVER! THIS ONE IS DEAD! |
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2014/03/07 16:27:00
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Does it make me a bad person that I would support this?
"[insert fictional universe here] vs [insert fictional universe here]" <- those never end well.
"40k is unrealistic"
"hordes is totally better than warmachine"
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Like watching other people play video games (badly) while blathering about nothing in particular? Check out my Youtube channel: joemamaUSA!
BrianDavion wrote:Between the two of us... I think GW is assuming we the players are not complete idiots.
Rapidly on path to becoming the world's youngest bitter old man. |
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2014/03/07 16:32:09
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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 SkavenLord wrote:I'm surprised nobody mentioned...
"Kitchens for sale!"
"Shady kitchen guy selling kitchens! I trust this guy even if his Wikipedia page says he's shady!" (well... if I read those ones right)
"Illegal passports for sale!"
"Suspicious dating service website thing service for sale!"
Good one! Bloody kitchens, why the hell are they advertised here so often xD
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2014/03/07 20:18:02
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
The Ruins of the Boston Commonwealth
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News: Ghazzy Waaagh! still going?
News, Newsy news, news time with news newsman
In off topic. Is Harry Potter among us? (see my recent psts for clarification)
In 40k general discussion: Has 40k become $40K?
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2014/03/11 21:29:00
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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Why casual gamers are rewarding bad writing (40k gen)
We should stop buying from FLGS since ebay is cheaper
Post your badass gaming stories here!
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2014/03/12 08:45:10
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Unpainted Models Banned from Everywhere
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/03/14 19:25:46
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Hmm this looks like fun.
Not entirely sure how to do it though; trolling isn't my forte.
still, I can try.
"GW to combine WHFB and Wh40k" (news and rumors)
"IG are lame compared to Spartans from Halo" (40k Discussions)
"Gears of War vs Space marines" (40k Discussions)
"US Army vs the IoM" (40k discussions)
"A grot vs a badger" (40k discussions)
"Beastmen are overpowered"
"MLP vs Tyranids" (40k Discussions)
"Angron vs a comet. Who would win?" (40k Discussions)
"Sister of Battle's breast plates aren't big enough" (40k Discussions)
"Sisters of Battle's breast plates are too big" (40k Discussions)
"What is Draigo is the Emperor?" (Background)
"What if Creed is a grot?" (background)
"Space Marines need armored codpieces" (40k News and Rumors)
"GW to remake Squats" (news and rumors)
"GW to release all unit entries as dataslates and discontinue codices" (news and rumors)
"Tom Kirby resigns" (news and rumors)
Am I doing it right?
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This message was edited 6 times. Last update was at 2014/03/14 19:40:19
What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2014/03/15 00:00:36
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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GW to hike prices next week.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/03/15 00:14:55
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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"Battle for the Abyss" clearly best HH novel (in general, I guess)
"anything even slighlty critical' (In Corvus Belli - Infinity, try it and see)
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CLACKAVOID (n.) Technical BBC term for a page of dialogue from Blake's Seven.
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2014/03/15 01:42:46
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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I could very well make that thread and be srs about it.
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2014/03/16 02:40:43
Subject: Re:Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Morphing Obliterator
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Why do my marines keep dying if they are so awesome? (In anywhere really)
Death to the Anime space commies! Squat the fethers! (In general discussion)
Conversions and third party models are RUINING the game! (General)
Why we should keep women out of 40k (in general again)
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"I don't have a good feeling about this... Your mini looks like it has my mini's head on a stick..."
"From the immaterium to the Imperium, this is Radio Free Nostramo! Coming to you live from the Eye of Terror, this is your host, Captain Contagion, bringing you the latest Heretical hits!"
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2014/03/16 04:11:27
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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"The God Emperor is the devil's work" (40k general)
"Why is this game so racist?" (40k general)
"The Tau could kill you all off" (WHFB general)
"Spear Chukka = GW racism?" (WHFB general)
And though this one is a bit too long for the title:
"The Squats were busy squatting over a toilet and taking one massive dump instead of fighting. That's why they were killed off." (40k background)
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Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000
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2014/03/16 04:32:03
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Discriminating Deathmark Assassin
Roswell, GA
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Didn't games workshop rip off Starcraft?
Rumor new lycanthropy SW unit
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2014/03/16 07:16:18
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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GW raped my dog!
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/03/16 11:19:59
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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"My hamster ate Tom Kirby!
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2014/03/16 23:42:40
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Hallowed Canoness
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"Tom Kirby ate my Hamster!"
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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2014/03/17 04:47:15
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Tom Kirby is a Hamster.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2014/03/17 11:25:52
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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"Hamster to succeed Tom Kirby. Favorable increase in company performance predicted"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/03/17 11:26:36
What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2014/03/17 17:30:07
Subject: Fun topic: Create your own troll headline
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:"Hamster to succeed Tom Kirby. Favorable increase in company performance predicted"
I thought we were trolling not fantasising!
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CLACKAVOID (n.) Technical BBC term for a page of dialogue from Blake's Seven.
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