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2014/04/04 20:38:01
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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Its been said that 40k stuff is like drugs, which armies are which drug.
Ork are obviously alcohol
Eldar are chain smokers
Chaos is acid
Imperial Guard players are for people who are pay attention to detail, their on speed
Necrons go with Herion
and for some reason the sisters of battle cocaine.
Everyone who plays these games has smoked weed at least once so I won't add it in this list.
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2014/04/04 20:40:27
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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I haven't smoked weed...
Also, Chaos does cocaine. Hell, they do all the drugs. Especially Slaanesh.
Necrons are Windows 8
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2014/04/04 20:40:57
Subject: Re:40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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2014/04/04 20:45:04
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I think guard is more of an adderall habit. Doing one thing over and over again compulsively without stopping with a limitless stream of compulsive energy over time. That's the only way you can make a guard army (especially a foot guard army) after all. No spray and wash and done. No. I've got to do all the buckles and all the belts and all the eyes and all the metal parts and the camouflage and then I have one done so its time to start the next one where I do the buckles and the belts and the eyes and the metal parts and the camouflage which is just in time for me to start the buckles on the next one so that I can work on the...
Speed seems too much like flipping over cop cars and then roaring in inhuman rage as six police officers hit you with tasers simultaneously and you refuse to go down.
In other words, speed sounds like CSM. At least the khorne part.
And yes, eldar are clearly chain smokers. Writing endless sad, neurotic poetry in never-ending free-verse with the help of eight packs of Newport Lites a day.
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2014/04/04 21:08:48
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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 CthuluIsSpy wrote:I haven't smoked weed...
Also, Chaos does cocaine. Hell, they do all the drugs. Especially Slaanesh.
Necrons are Windows 8
I thought Cocaine was Dark Eldar.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2014/04/04 21:11:37
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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 Happyjew wrote: CthuluIsSpy wrote:I haven't smoked weed...
Also, Chaos does cocaine. Hell, they do all the drugs. Especially Slaanesh.
Necrons are Windows 8
I thought Cocaine was Dark Eldar.
They do, and Slaanesh does Dark Eldar. Ergo, Slaanesh does cocaine 
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2014/04/04 21:53:00
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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 Ailaros wrote:I think guard is more of an adderall habit. Doing one thing over and over again compulsively without stopping with a limitless stream of compulsive energy over time. That's the only way you can make a guard army (especially a foot guard army) after all. No spray and wash and done. No. I've got to do all the buckles and all the belts and all the eyes and all the metal parts and the camouflage and then I have one done so its time to start the next one where I do the buckles and the belts and the eyes and the metal parts and the camouflage which is just in time for me to start the buckles on the next one so that I can work on the...
This is probably the single most accurate post I've ever read about creating a foot horde IG army. Now find somewhere to fit in "searching old man historical wargaming sites for scheme and camo inspiration" and we're all set 
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2014/04/04 22:01:57
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I'm trying to think of something to fit Tau. Not being all that familiar with illegal drugs I'm rather bad at it. I would imagine they would be comparable to some nice depressant/relaxant to keep you calm and docile with a smile plastered on your face while you unload godlike firepower into those that oppose the Greater Good.
Could also explain why they're so bad in close combat...
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BrianDavion wrote:Between the two of us... I think GW is assuming we the players are not complete idiots.
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2014/04/04 22:41:28
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Actually, I think marijuana is perfect for tau.
They sit around enjoying anime, never getting up or moving anywhere. Meanwhile, they're extremely forgetful. Cover saves? What's cover saves? Night fighting? What's night fighting? Close combat? What's close combat? I don't remember ever seeing one of those before.
And then, at the end, the gather all the kroot together and gorge themselves on buckets of fried chicken.
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2014/04/04 22:42:48
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Ailaros wrote:Actually, I think marijuana is perfect for tau.
They sit around enjoying anime, never getting up or moving anywhere. Meanwhile, they're extremely forgetful. Cover saves? What's cover saves? Night fighting? What's night fighting? Close combat? What's close combat? I don't remember ever seeing one of those before.
And then, at the end, the gather all the kroot together and gorge themselves on buckets of fried chicken.
Not to mention they sit around talking about idealistic philosophies and Karl Marx.
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What I have
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Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2014/04/04 22:46:33
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Ironclad Warlord wrote:Its been said that 40k stuff is like drugs, which armies are which drug.
Ork are obviously alcohol
Eldar are chain smokers
Chaos is acid
Imperial Guard players are for people who are pay attention to detail, their on speed
Necrons go with Herion
and for some reason the sisters of battle cocaine.
Everyone who plays these games has smoked weed at least once so I won't add it in this list.
The only drugs I do are my perscription meds.
And I try to find any excuse to not take them because they're god damn disgusting.
The Tyranids are junk food. You know it's bad for your health, you know you might want to try something healthier, but damn if it doesn't taste good and damn if you don/t eat it by the truckload.
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 Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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2014/04/04 23:11:25
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ailaros wrote:Actually, I think marijuana is perfect for tau.
They sit around enjoying anime, never getting up or moving anywhere. Meanwhile, they're extremely forgetful. Cover saves? What's cover saves? Night fighting? What's night fighting? Close combat? What's close combat? I don't remember ever seeing one of those before.
And then, at the end, the gather all the kroot together and gorge themselves on buckets of fried chicken.
That's really quite appropriate. I like it.
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BrianDavion wrote:Between the two of us... I think GW is assuming we the players are not complete idiots.
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2014/04/06 00:50:01
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Deathwing Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Space Marines  CP, a utter pain to drop, the more you hit them the more ticked they get
Tau: Marijuana
Dark Eldar: Ecstasy
Eldar: Hard Liquors, think Absinthe and scotches (or whatever hemmingway drank)
Orks: Beer, Beer, and maybe a little Jack, really whats popular with frat boys?
Nids: Junk food
Chaos: Any psychoactive drugs
Inquisition: Meth
Necrons: Windows vista
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DA 4000 points  W/L/D 6e 3/2/0
IG 1500 points  W/L/D 6e 0/2/0
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2014/04/06 01:07:07
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Thinking of Joining a Davinite Loge
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Marines are obviously steroids.
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There is no Zuul, there is only war!
 30k Death Guard W:8 L:5: D:1
 Mechanicum W:4 L:2 D:1
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2014/04/06 01:38:39
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Orks: Shrooms  Just sayin'
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The Viletide: Daemons of Nurgle/Deathguard: 7400 pts
Disclples of the Dragon - Ad Mech - about 2000 pts
GSC - about 2000 Pts
Rhulic Mercs - um...many...
Circle Oroboros - 300 Pts or so
Menoth - 300+ pts
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2014/04/06 02:55:19
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Under-Resourced Tokusetsu
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Is that technically cannibalism? ... would orks even care if that was cannibalism?
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2014/04/06 03:03:16
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Sneaky Kommando
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 DragonOfAsh wrote:Is that technically cannibalism? ... would orks even care if that was cannibalism?
Nah, they brew beer from, and eat squig's which are technically orkoid.so I doubt they would have any problem munching back a hallucinogenic mushroom.
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2014/04/06 03:22:01
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
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Happyjew wrote: CthuluIsSpy wrote:I haven't smoked weed...
Also, Chaos does cocaine. Hell, they do all the drugs. Especially Slaanesh.
Necrons are Windows 8
I thought Cocaine was Dark Eldar.
Combat drugs are a variety of things:
Hypex: Speed. Roll 3D6 for running and choose the highest.
Serpentin: Cocaine. +1 WS.
Grave Lotus: PCP. +1 Strength.
Painbringer: Meth. Reroll failed rolls to wound.
Adrenalight: Bath Salts. +1 Attack.
Splintermind: Heroin. Start the game off with a Pain Token and thus FNP.
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Space Wolves: 3770
Orks: 3000
Chaos Daemons: 1750
Warriors of Chaos: 2000
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2014/04/06 03:35:30
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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Space Marines: Anabolic steroids.
Sisters of Battle: Religion
Tzeentch: LSD.
Slaanesh: All existant drugs. And some non-existant ones.
Khorne: Speed.
Nurgle: Krokodyl.
Tau: Antidepressants.
Eldar: Peyote, ayahuasca.
Necrons: Binaural beats.
Tyranids: Life.
Inquisition: Amphetamines.
Dark Eldar: Too long to list.
Tempestus: Filed a request for steroids, got some Red Bull instead.
Imperial Knights: Drugs are for lowly peasants.
Orks: 1/4 Antifreeze with 3/4 cheap vodka, stir and serve.
Imperial Guard: Standard-issue rations of something that may or may not be coffee.
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2014/04/06 04:47:20
Subject: Re:40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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Khorne=bath salts
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2014/04/06 04:56:17
Subject: Re:40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad ass speed."
Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936
That's my Saim-Hann
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2014/04/06 05:02:29
Subject: Re:40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad ass speed."
True enough, in college I can't find any decent pot, all the preppys like to do meth.
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2014/04/06 05:07:56
Subject: 40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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I've got the feeling I don't even need to roll for divination to see where this thread is going...
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2014/04/06 18:58:56
Subject: Re:40= plastic crack so which armies go with which drug.
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Angry Chaos Agitator
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I've got the feeling I don't even need to roll for divination to see where this thread is going...
Relax so long as we talk about Lucius and the Thousand Sons hotboxing the medicinal that Fabius grew for them we should be fine.
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