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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 16:19:33
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Help is indeed help, eldar are powerful, just very supremacest, well given a eldar seer is extremely powerful, I guess as eldar remarks are that's not the worst insult.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 16:24:47
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Fixture of Dakka
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jhe90 wrote:Help is indeed help, eldar are powerful, just very supremacest, well given a eldar seer is extremely powerful, I guess as eldar remarks are that's not the worst insult.
The Eldar are also not a hive minded mono-culture and different sections of them have different beliefs and opinions. Some craftworlds don't care if you're human as long as you can be of help to them. The harlequins similarly don't have any special racial beef towards anyone save for the most implacable enemies of the Eldar and can pass freely through the Imperium.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 16:34:13
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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I know, many individual craft worlds but as a general, they are not to be fully trusted, and rarely treat a xeno in there eyes as a equal.
But will work with impirium when the backs to the wall, vs chaos or tyranoids, there both at same risk of anilation. And the impirium is a a bit off a 800 pound gorilla, but when it comes to fight, its useful to have in corner. Maybe vs orks too, as orks once infesting planet, there high impossible to exterminate.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 16:49:20
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Fixture of Dakka
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jhe90 wrote:I know, many individual craft worlds but as a general, they are not to be fully trusted, and rarely treat a xeno in there eyes as a equal.
But will work with impirium when the backs to the wall, vs chaos or tyranoids, there both at same risk of anilation. And the impirium is a a bit off a 800 pound gorilla, but when it comes to fight, its useful to have in corner. Maybe vs orks too, as orks once infesting planet, there high impossible to exterminate.
You're forgetting the Necrons, since the Necrons are the Eldar's raison d'ete.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 17:06:16
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Kain wrote:jhe90 wrote:I know, many individual craft worlds but as a general, they are not to be fully trusted, and rarely treat a xeno in there eyes as a equal.
But will work with impirium when the backs to the wall, vs chaos or tyranoids, there both at same risk of anilation. And the impirium is a a bit off a 800 pound gorilla, but when it comes to fight, its useful to have in corner. Maybe vs orks too, as orks once infesting planet, there high impossible to exterminate.
You're forgetting the Necrons, since the Necrons are the Eldar's raison d'ete.
True, I forgot the 60 million year grudge match, though given you can barely kill a necron, I think they are the underdog somewhat.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 17:08:18
Subject: Re:If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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morpheuschild wrote:'friendlier' xeno reaces, primarily the eldar and the tau, to help combat the growing threats of the orks, chaos, and tyranids.
What Macha is finally going to get laid?
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Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 17:20:11
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Heal the Lion and Gulliman, then go kick Nid and Black Legion butt.
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 17:23:47
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
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The Lion might have to answer some questions first, though...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 17:44:45
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Clearly returning the Golden Throne to its original function. Getting the Astronomicon working without his intervention and most importantly reorganising Terra so that it can function under the revelation that "He walks amongst us again"
You can't govern a Galaxy spanning empire without at least one central hub which of course would be Terra under his absolute authority.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 19:27:00
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Zookie wrote:If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
FALSE.
The Lords of Terra would whack his brains in until Empy goes back to sleep so that they can keep ruling.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/23 20:15:45
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
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Selym wrote:Zookie wrote:If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
FALSE.
The Lords of Terra would whack his brains in until Empy goes back to sleep so that they can keep ruling.
Custodious have absalute authority on who can enter palace though, plus the 300 companion body guard, 9700 outside the chamber, if they don't,t want you to enter, not even a high lord can order otherwise
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/05/25 10:59:03
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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It is possible or he may lead a crusade to take down or the chaos space marines
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 15:23:39
Subject: Re:If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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10,000 years will not have ruined his manners. He will thank Cypher for waking him up before anything else.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 15:40:09
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Unlikely. While funny (and I'm an Alfa Legionnaire so I'm obligated to support the Chapter Master), the GEOM iirc has actually been consoius the entire time since the Horus Heresy and thus is aware of such entities like the Inquisition and probably wouldn't even think of disbanding them as Malcador created them with his knowledge. As for his immediate actions, probably allying with the Eldar officially and charging forward to break the back of the Black Legion and Word Bearers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 16:25:37
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Wyzilla wrote:
Unlikely. While funny (and I'm an Alfa Legionnaire so I'm obligated to support the Chapter Master), the GEOM iirc has actually been consoius the entire time since the Horus Heresy and thus is aware of such entities like the Inquisition and probably wouldn't even think of disbanding them as Malcador created them with his knowledge. As for his immediate actions, probably allying with the Eldar officially and charging forward to break the back of the Black Legion and Word Bearers.
I can't imagine the Emperor giving Abaddon the same leniency he gave Horus.
Or Abaddon being even remotely as threatening to him as Horus was. I mean, look at their stats; Horus without any chaos power is ridiculously out of Abaddon with the favour of the Dark Gods' league.
No wonder Abby has daddy issues.
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 16:37:40
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Some things to note?
The Emperor was there to set up the Inquisition in the first place (it's like, the one thing that's consistent with the myriad of legends surrounding the Inquisition) when Malcador presented inquisitive people to him. Therefore he likely will NOT disband the Inquisition.
The Emperor was the one who set up the precursors to the High Lords of Terra. Therefore he likely will NOT disband the High Lords of Terra.
The Emperor was the one who appointed the SoB in the first place (probably). Therefore he likely will NOT disband the SoB. The ecceslarchy might be fair game but he probably has other priorities given how long it'd take to change the Imperium's psyche even if the Ecclesiarchy hypothetically cooperated with him to switch to the Imperial Truth instead.
Given that Abaddon's black crusade is in full swing, I imagine that would be one of his top priorities. There isn't much time to focus on beaurocratic reforms when you have a bunch of raving lunatic murderors not just on your doorstep, but with their foot in the door itself.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 17:42:12
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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The Emperor (the REAL Emperor) first order of business? KILLING OFF THE HIGH LORDS OF TERRA FOR MAKING A MOCKERY OF HIS IMPERIUM.
Second order of business would then be to summon the Mechanicum of Mars and the Ecclesiarchy together in the same room, so the Mechanicum can watch the Ecclesiarchy go up in holy warpflames for their blasphemy of his great work and then turn to the Mechanicum and say "Alright, you'd better get those STC's working, and if I hear anymore of this religious babble over the machines, I'm kicking your ass as well."
Then he'd probably march into the Eye of Terror, punch Slaanesh in the face and force the Warp Breach closed with his bare hands. Then he'd go find what remains of his Sons and start slapping them in the heads one by one. Even the comatose ones like Girly-Man and so-forth.
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Actually, I take that all back. The very FIRST thing he would do is unclench his butt cheeks and take a dump, seeing as how he's been sitting on a warp rift for over 10,000 years with demons poking him in the ass with pitchforks. XD
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"Well there's something I've been meaning to tell you about the college on the edge of the town. No one should ever go there. You know it's bad, bad, bad. It gets worse every school year, but man those freaking teachers are raaaaad! Yea-YEAH-yeah yeah." -Babycakes - China, Il.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/559359.page#6178253 <--Link to my CSM Army lists. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 17:54:55
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
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TheRedWingArmada wrote:The Emperor (the REAL Emperor) first order of business? KILLING OFF THE HIGH LORDS OF TERRA FOR MAKING A MOCKERY OF HIS IMPERIUM.
Second order of business would then be to summon the Mechanicum of Mars and the Ecclesiarchy together in the same room, so the Mechanicum can watch the Ecclesiarchy go up in holy warpflames for their blasphemy of his great work and then turn to the Mechanicum and say "Alright, you'd better get those STC's working, and if I hear anymore of this religious babble over the machines, I'm kicking your ass as well."
Then he'd probably march into the Eye of Terror, punch Slaanesh in the face and force the Warp Breach closed with his bare hands. Then he'd go find what remains of his Sons and start slapping them in the heads one by one. Even the comatose ones like Girly-Man and so-forth.
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Actually, I take that all back. The very FIRST thing he would do is unclench his butt cheeks and take a dump, seeing as how he's been sitting on a warp rift for over 10,000 years with demons poking him in the ass with pitchforks. XD
+ take a shower, after 10,000 years you must smell worse than first captain typhus of the death guard.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 18:08:16
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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jhe90 wrote: TheRedWingArmada wrote:The Emperor (the REAL Emperor) first order of business? KILLING OFF THE HIGH LORDS OF TERRA FOR MAKING A MOCKERY OF HIS IMPERIUM.
Second order of business would then be to summon the Mechanicum of Mars and the Ecclesiarchy together in the same room, so the Mechanicum can watch the Ecclesiarchy go up in holy warpflames for their blasphemy of his great work and then turn to the Mechanicum and say "Alright, you'd better get those STC's working, and if I hear anymore of this religious babble over the machines, I'm kicking your ass as well."
Then he'd probably march into the Eye of Terror, punch Slaanesh in the face and force the Warp Breach closed with his bare hands. Then he'd go find what remains of his Sons and start slapping them in the heads one by one. Even the comatose ones like Girly-Man and so-forth.
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Actually, I take that all back. The very FIRST thing he would do is unclench his butt cheeks and take a dump, seeing as how he's been sitting on a warp rift for over 10,000 years with demons poking him in the ass with pitchforks. XD
+ take a shower, after 10,000 years you must smell worse than first captain typhus of the death guard.
The dude doesn't even have skin or flesh anymore, as I understand it, something that Typhus at least was able to keep a hold of, even if there are millions of insects breeding and eating him alive as quickly as he rots. That's some pretty serious morning after funk.
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"Well there's something I've been meaning to tell you about the college on the edge of the town. No one should ever go there. You know it's bad, bad, bad. It gets worse every school year, but man those freaking teachers are raaaaad! Yea-YEAH-yeah yeah." -Babycakes - China, Il.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/559359.page#6178253 <--Link to my CSM Army lists. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 18:18:35
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Kain wrote: Wyzilla wrote:
Unlikely. While funny (and I'm an Alfa Legionnaire so I'm obligated to support the Chapter Master), the GEOM iirc has actually been consoius the entire time since the Horus Heresy and thus is aware of such entities like the Inquisition and probably wouldn't even think of disbanding them as Malcador created them with his knowledge. As for his immediate actions, probably allying with the Eldar officially and charging forward to break the back of the Black Legion and Word Bearers.
I can't imagine the Emperor giving Abaddon the same leniency he gave Horus.
Or Abaddon being even remotely as threatening to him as Horus was. I mean, look at their stats; Horus without any chaos power is ridiculously out of Abaddon with the favour of the Dark Gods' league.
No wonder Abby has daddy issues.
Oh yes. Abaddon is fethed if the GEOM shows up to kill him, he's still just an Astartes compared to the GEOM who's capable of backhanding C'tan Shards without much danger to himself. First order of business will be crippling the Black Legion and the Word Bearers. Once that's done, the threat of Chaos Space Marines is largely over as there's little chance of any future unified Black Crusades unless one of the Primarch steps in. The next step would likely be kicking the Tyranids out of the Galaxy with aid of the Eldar.
Also, with the GEOM directly communicating with the Eldar, they'll probably become allies as there is no longer a danger of the Eldar believing the Emperor subject to Chaos taint, and with the GEOM's main goal to kick out the imminent threats and cripple the ability of Chaos to enter the materium. I also doubt the Eldar's arrogance of him being a "mere" ape would continue when they're witness to his true power that hilariously overshadows that of all the Farseers, probably even combined.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 18:20:30
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
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TheRedWingArmada wrote:jhe90 wrote: TheRedWingArmada wrote:The Emperor (the REAL Emperor) first order of business? KILLING OFF THE HIGH LORDS OF TERRA FOR MAKING A MOCKERY OF HIS IMPERIUM.
Second order of business would then be to summon the Mechanicum of Mars and the Ecclesiarchy together in the same room, so the Mechanicum can watch the Ecclesiarchy go up in holy warpflames for their blasphemy of his great work and then turn to the Mechanicum and say "Alright, you'd better get those STC's working, and if I hear anymore of this religious babble over the machines, I'm kicking your ass as well."
Then he'd probably march into the Eye of Terror, punch Slaanesh in the face and force the Warp Breach closed with his bare hands. Then he'd go find what remains of his Sons and start slapping them in the heads one by one. Even the comatose ones like Girly-Man and so-forth.
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Actually, I take that all back. The very FIRST thing he would do is unclench his butt cheeks and take a dump, seeing as how he's been sitting on a warp rift for over 10,000 years with demons poking him in the ass with pitchforks. XD
+ take a shower, after 10,000 years you must smell worse than first captain typhus of the death guard.
The dude doesn't even have skin or flesh anymore, as I understand it, something that Typhus at least was able to keep a hold of, even if there are millions of insects breeding and eating him alive as quickly as he rots. That's some pretty serious morning after funk.
Lexacnium, says he still has armour, cracked n with plauqe vents, and yes flies but not sure if 100% composed of them.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 18:21:40
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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jhe90 wrote: TheRedWingArmada wrote:The Emperor (the REAL Emperor) first order of business? KILLING OFF THE HIGH LORDS OF TERRA FOR MAKING A MOCKERY OF HIS IMPERIUM.
Second order of business would then be to summon the Mechanicum of Mars and the Ecclesiarchy together in the same room, so the Mechanicum can watch the Ecclesiarchy go up in holy warpflames for their blasphemy of his great work and then turn to the Mechanicum and say "Alright, you'd better get those STC's working, and if I hear anymore of this religious babble over the machines, I'm kicking your ass as well."
Then he'd probably march into the Eye of Terror, punch Slaanesh in the face and force the Warp Breach closed with his bare hands. Then he'd go find what remains of his Sons and start slapping them in the heads one by one. Even the comatose ones like Girly-Man and so-forth.
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Actually, I take that all back. The very FIRST thing he would do is unclench his butt cheeks and take a dump, seeing as how he's been sitting on a warp rift for over 10,000 years with demons poking him in the ass with pitchforks. XD
+ take a shower, after 10,000 years you must smell worse than first captain typhus of the death guard.
After all this time he probably smells like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 18:27:59
Subject: Re:If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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I'm little bit surprised that lot of people think the emperor somekind of cure-all. Remember, emperor isn't a perfect.
There's no doubt about that he is a great man, but there is a limitation.
Why he made the Primach and Space marines? Because he couldn't handle all by himself.
Why he made alliance with mechanicum though his hatred about religion? Because he didn't want the large scale civil war,
He let the World eater and Night lord for many centuries because he thought he need them. Is there somebody who think they are the 'good' guy?
There are many other proof that he isn't neither absoulte-good nor almighty. Somekind of Thunder Warriors and his unawareness of Horus Heresy.
I think people who say that emperor will smash Inquisiton and Ecclesiarchy instantly or make some alliance with xeno have some fantasy about emperor.
Maybe they forgot that Inquistion established by the order of the emperor. Why he would break up that by himeself?
Yeah, maybe they need some reform, I belive that he can change the inquistion and Ecclesiarchy.
But he wouldn't use a hard-line policy with them. They are too powerful in current Empire. Maybe stonger than mechanicum of pre-heresy. He will appease them by their belief to him.
And to the guy that he will make alliance with xeno, what make you guys to believe like that? Was there any description about his mercy to the xeno?
Abbadon said we need to slay that FuXXing Xeno lovers and it will be the emperor's will when they meet the Xenobia. Xenophobia was somekind of national policy.(well this isn't chaned in 40k). I can't understand what make you guys to think 'he will change his mind after his long dreaming'
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 18:29:24
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Happyjew wrote:jhe90 wrote: TheRedWingArmada wrote:The Emperor (the REAL Emperor) first order of business? KILLING OFF THE HIGH LORDS OF TERRA FOR MAKING A MOCKERY OF HIS IMPERIUM.
Second order of business would then be to summon the Mechanicum of Mars and the Ecclesiarchy together in the same room, so the Mechanicum can watch the Ecclesiarchy go up in holy warpflames for their blasphemy of his great work and then turn to the Mechanicum and say "Alright, you'd better get those STC's working, and if I hear anymore of this religious babble over the machines, I'm kicking your ass as well."
Then he'd probably march into the Eye of Terror, punch Slaanesh in the face and force the Warp Breach closed with his bare hands. Then he'd go find what remains of his Sons and start slapping them in the heads one by one. Even the comatose ones like Girly-Man and so-forth.
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Actually, I take that all back. The very FIRST thing he would do is unclench his butt cheeks and take a dump, seeing as how he's been sitting on a warp rift for over 10,000 years with demons poking him in the ass with pitchforks. XD
+ take a shower, after 10,000 years you must smell worse than first captain typhus of the death guard.
After all this time he probably smells like feet wrapped in leathery, burnt bacon.
Ahh, robot chicken. It would be great to see a 40k episode similar to the Star Wars episodes.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 18:32:44
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Wyzilla wrote: Kain wrote: Wyzilla wrote:
Unlikely. While funny (and I'm an Alfa Legionnaire so I'm obligated to support the Chapter Master), the GEOM iirc has actually been consoius the entire time since the Horus Heresy and thus is aware of such entities like the Inquisition and probably wouldn't even think of disbanding them as Malcador created them with his knowledge. As for his immediate actions, probably allying with the Eldar officially and charging forward to break the back of the Black Legion and Word Bearers.
I can't imagine the Emperor giving Abaddon the same leniency he gave Horus.
Or Abaddon being even remotely as threatening to him as Horus was. I mean, look at their stats; Horus without any chaos power is ridiculously out of Abaddon with the favour of the Dark Gods' league.
No wonder Abby has daddy issues.
Oh yes. Abaddon is fethed if the GEOM shows up to kill him, he's still just an Astartes compared to the GEOM who's capable of backhanding C'tan Shards without much danger to himself. First order of business will be crippling the Black Legion and the Word Bearers. Once that's done, the threat of Chaos Space Marines is largely over as there's little chance of any future unified Black Crusades unless one of the Primarch steps in. The next step would likely be kicking the Tyranids out of the Galaxy with aid of the Eldar.
Also, with the GEOM directly communicating with the Eldar, they'll probably become allies as there is no longer a danger of the Eldar believing the Emperor subject to Chaos taint, and with the GEOM's main goal to kick out the imminent threats and cripple the ability of Chaos to enter the materium. I also doubt the Eldar's arrogance of him being a "mere" ape would continue when they're witness to his true power that hilariously overshadows that of all the Farseers, probably even combined.
"Abaddon, allow me to alleviate your concerns that yes, I do walk among men once more, with blade and claw in hand, and Tactical Dreadnought Armour enwrapping me once more. Now...for eleven thousand years I've mulled over what I should say to you, what admonishments I should give for your choice to follow Horus' path. And every time I pondered this, I came to same conclusion. Why bother? You're less than a shadow of what Horus was. Even now with all your supposed favour of Chaos, your daemon blade, and the Talon you so unthoughtfully looted from his body, you're the scantest fraction of what Horus was. Even when he was pure and true, Horus lay claim to more power than you have. You insult his name by claiming his title, his legion, his claw. And now you seek to redo all that he did when even the gods of Chaos see you as just a pale imitation of Luprecal? I don't have time for you, goodbye."
And with that, the Emperor just flat out incinerates Abaddon with a hard look.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 18:39:24
Subject: Re:If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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more Info needed:
Did the emperor regenerate and walk off the golden throne? or are we talking reincarnation, as in his corpse on the Golden Throne finally died and he came back via rebirth? or two seperate entities via an Avatar and the Golden Throne?
Regeneration: Probably walk into the same room with the High Lords of Terra and proceed to kill them for thier Incompetence.
Reincarnation or 2 entities: The High Lords would claim him false and cause a civil war.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 19:06:15
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
The Eye of Terror
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jhe90 wrote:Lexacnium, says he still has armour, cracked n with plauqe vents, and yes flies but not sure if 100% composed of them.
The Emperor is nothing but bones and dead skin. Typhus absolutely still has a fleshy body beneath his armor and the plague of the Destroyer Hive. Such is the ways of Nurgle that while you fall apart, you still have parts to fall off.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 19:06:55
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Kain wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Kain wrote: Wyzilla wrote:
Unlikely. While funny (and I'm an Alfa Legionnaire so I'm obligated to support the Chapter Master), the GEOM iirc has actually been consoius the entire time since the Horus Heresy and thus is aware of such entities like the Inquisition and probably wouldn't even think of disbanding them as Malcador created them with his knowledge. As for his immediate actions, probably allying with the Eldar officially and charging forward to break the back of the Black Legion and Word Bearers.
I can't imagine the Emperor giving Abaddon the same leniency he gave Horus.
Or Abaddon being even remotely as threatening to him as Horus was. I mean, look at their stats; Horus without any chaos power is ridiculously out of Abaddon with the favour of the Dark Gods' league.
No wonder Abby has daddy issues.
Oh yes. Abaddon is fethed if the GEOM shows up to kill him, he's still just an Astartes compared to the GEOM who's capable of backhanding C'tan Shards without much danger to himself. First order of business will be crippling the Black Legion and the Word Bearers. Once that's done, the threat of Chaos Space Marines is largely over as there's little chance of any future unified Black Crusades unless one of the Primarch steps in. The next step would likely be kicking the Tyranids out of the Galaxy with aid of the Eldar.
Also, with the GEOM directly communicating with the Eldar, they'll probably become allies as there is no longer a danger of the Eldar believing the Emperor subject to Chaos taint, and with the GEOM's main goal to kick out the imminent threats and cripple the ability of Chaos to enter the materium. I also doubt the Eldar's arrogance of him being a "mere" ape would continue when they're witness to his true power that hilariously overshadows that of all the Farseers, probably even combined.
"Abaddon, allow me to alleviate your concerns that yes, I do walk among men once more, with blade and claw in hand, and Tactical Dreadnought Armour enwrapping me once more. Now...for eleven thousand years I've mulled over what I should say to you, what admonishments I should give for your choice to follow Horus' path. And every time I pondered this, I came to same conclusion. Why bother? You're less than a shadow of what Horus was. Even now with all your supposed favour of Chaos, your daemon blade, and the Talon you so unthoughtfully looted from his body, you're the scantest fraction of what Horus was. Even when he was pure and true, Horus lay claim to more power than you have. You insult his name by claiming his title, his legion, his claw. And now you seek to redo all that he did when even the gods of Chaos see you as just a pale imitation of Luprecal? I don't have time for you, goodbye."
And with that, the Emperor just flat out incinerates Abaddon with a hard look.
I also think he'd probably be pissed on some level of Abaddon trashing his son's legacy. Horus may have betrayed him, but that doesn't mean you have to be an ass and deface his legacy, label him an utter failure, and attempt to distance yourself from your spiritual father while also trying to steal his legacy.
Also, the GEOM didn't wear terminator armor. IIRC it was just special made artificer armor that was the best money could buy.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 19:27:22
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
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Wyzilla wrote: Kain wrote: Wyzilla wrote: Kain wrote: Wyzilla wrote:
Unlikely. While funny (and I'm an Alfa Legionnaire so I'm obligated to support the Chapter Master), the GEOM iirc has actually been consoius the entire time since the Horus Heresy and thus is aware of such entities like the Inquisition and probably wouldn't even think of disbanding them as Malcador created them with his knowledge. As for his immediate actions, probably allying with the Eldar officially and charging forward to break the back of the Black Legion and Word Bearers.
I can't imagine the Emperor giving Abaddon the same leniency he gave Horus.
Or Abaddon being even remotely as threatening to him as Horus was. I mean, look at their stats; Horus without any chaos power is ridiculously out of Abaddon with the favour of the Dark Gods' league.
No wonder Abby has daddy issues.
Oh yes. Abaddon is fethed if the GEOM shows up to kill him, he's still just an Astartes compared to the GEOM who's capable of backhanding C'tan Shards without much danger to himself. First order of business will be crippling the Black Legion and the Word Bearers. Once that's done, the threat of Chaos Space Marines is largely over as there's little chance of any future unified Black Crusades unless one of the Primarch steps in. The next step would likely be kicking the Tyranids out of the Galaxy with aid of the Eldar.
Also, with the GEOM directly communicating with the Eldar, they'll probably become allies as there is no longer a danger of the Eldar believing the Emperor subject to Chaos taint, and with the GEOM's main goal to kick out the imminent threats and cripple the ability of Chaos to enter the materium. I also doubt the Eldar's arrogance of him being a "mere" ape would continue when they're witness to his true power that hilariously overshadows that of all the Farseers, probably even combined.
"Abaddon, allow me to alleviate your concerns that yes, I do walk among men once more, with blade and claw in hand, and Tactical Dreadnought Armour enwrapping me once more. Now...for eleven thousand years I've mulled over what I should say to you, what admonishments I should give for your choice to follow Horus' path. And every time I pondered this, I came to same conclusion. Why bother? You're less than a shadow of what Horus was. Even now with all your supposed favour of Chaos, your daemon blade, and the Talon you so unthoughtfully looted from his body, you're the scantest fraction of what Horus was. Even when he was pure and true, Horus lay claim to more power than you have. You insult his name by claiming his title, his legion, his claw. And now you seek to redo all that he did when even the gods of Chaos see you as just a pale imitation of Luprecal? I don't have time for you, goodbye."
And with that, the Emperor just flat out incinerates Abaddon with a hard look.
I also think he'd probably be pissed on some level of Abaddon trashing his son's legacy. Horus may have betrayed him, but that doesn't mean you have to be an ass and deface his legacy, label him an utter failure, and attempt to distance yourself from your spiritual father while also trying to steal his legacy.
Also, the GEOM didn't wear terminator armor. IIRC it was just special made artificer armor that was the best money could buy.
Even with deamon blade + claw, a full powered goem would swat him like a fly. Even with termite armour + chaos marks etc it would be vaporized by a mere thought. Her is greatest phisker ever to live.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2014/06/02 21:32:06
Subject: If the Emperor were to be reborn what would be his first priority in restoring the Imperium?
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TheRedWingArmada wrote:jhe90 wrote:Lexacnium, says he still has armour, cracked n with plauqe vents, and yes flies but not sure if 100% composed of them.
The Emperor is nothing but bones and dead skin. Typhus absolutely still has a fleshy body beneath his armor and the plague of the Destroyer Hive. Such is the ways of Nurgle that while you fall apart, you still have parts to fall off.
Tbf, at this point, any flesh that Typhus has is due to some ind of warp-paradox in which the parasites eat more than his weight in flesh, but never run out of any.
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