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So you've just found out the Earth belongs to the Imperium and is being fallen upon by Ultramarines when suddenly a Tyranid Hive fleet shows up and starts eating everything. The Dark Eldar decide to take advantage of the situation and start taking slaves, while Ork roks fall from the sky and crush your dog. Everything seems to be going really bad when the Eldar show up and blow a hole through your house and the Sisters of Battle give your sister a flame bath for wearing too revealing clothes. Then the 'Crons wake up and the Tau fake a resistance action against the Imperium (and your species, as it turns out).

Long story short, a Warp Rift opens up and eats your group of survivors whole, unleashing Daemons and Chaos Space Marines onto the planet.


What do you do?


...I'd probably just kill myself, tbh. Unless I can have my dream of becoming a Dark Apostle of Ahriman...then I do that and eventually become an Obliterator-Daemon Prince of Tzeentch.....for Ahriman. XD

I hide as best to my ability, absolutely terrified.

Also, feel free to write your own worst scenario. That was a pretty shoddy gloss over. Mine probably has more to do with Daemons dropping out of thin air while buildings grow feet and start eating people off the streets. Pretty much the most horrible thing ever.

Worst case scenario? All the above but also being a Brazil fan...

Sorry couldn't help it :-p.

I wonder if The orks from the Rok would accept a proppa Orky human?

The Imperium turning up wouldn't be too dreadful for earth.

I mean we are a civilised world that has an atmosphere and environment capable of growing foodstuffs and have large ocean masses so would likely be converted into a mixed agri world with a mixture of intensive fish/algae farming on water and foodstuffs on land.

Of course most of the population would be shipped offworld to slave away in forges and hives, the majority of the standing militaries would be tithed into a new IG regiment and perhaps one or two of our best would be selected as marines.

The planet itself would probably be somewhat of a haven provided it was not invaded as the population would be tiny compared to today only the farmers and workers and small PDF force who would have a very cushy time.

It is the rest of us 6 billion who would have it bad!

Grab a gun and start shooting, for emporer and imperium.

Put on cloths to not offend the sisters and go with them

Id rather take a flogging from them than somthinsomthing darkeldar somthing.

Seriously...Daemons, yo. They some scary mofos, especially since no one could possibly know what they look like....Warp being emotion and all that jazz. I know people look at Khorne Bloodletters and go "Oh look! Little Devil people with pitchforks," but seriously... picture a Bullgryn...but for Khorne. O__O

Or a friggin Eldar Daemonette... just popping out of thin air while you're getting biblical with your significant other.

Hell, I'd rather be bludgeoned to death by a Waaaagh! of Orks, rather than stick around and see what creative shiz a daemon has thought up in the Warp and been waiting to test fire.

Oh, here is a good one! You're on a late night walk and all of the sudden a head sprouts from the ground and sneezes on you, turning you into a giant, sneezing, puffy faced head tree! Compliments of Nurgle.

Goo...

We don't know were in the 40k universe, a single ork falls from the sky and dies.
Let the chaos ensue.

I would say having dark eldar slave ships flying overhead and being taken alive back to Commorragh to be a play thing for a master haemonculus for centuries. Never allowed to die, only wishing for death.

I quick join up with the brave men of the Planetary Defense Force. The best chance that I'll have to make it through alive.

I hold the line using my exacto knife.

 Ailaros wrote:
I quick join up with the brave men of the Planetary Defense Force. The best chance that I'll have to make it through alive.

I'd try to get some gig in logistics or IG administration. Failing that, I'd do my part to hold the fething line, lasgun and all.

Unless I come up against the Dark Eldar. Against anyone else I'd like to think I'd do my part, but risking capture by the Dark Eldar sounds like the worst thing that could ever possibly happen.

Hide in a games work shop store and wait for Mr Ward to save us.

I would not survive in the Imperium or against any of her enemies.
I will seek a death in the 41st millenium, but I will seek a good one.
I would hold the Emperor's banner, not as a deity, but as a symbol.
I would be of the Munitorum,
And all heretics or xenos that dare walk the Imperium's worlds will burn.

 Inkubas wrote:
Hide in a games work shop store and wait for Mr Ward to save us.

Retcon, for the love of god, retcon!

Join the battle lines with the PDF but you can bet I'm going looking for the Space Wolves, Salamanders or Raven Guard. All Chapters who are well known for trying to save the innocents.

I would join the underground resistance.

FOR THE EMPEROR!

I'd put out a call to the Space Wolves. Once they've seen how awesome Buffalo is, what with its wings, beer, pizza, hockey, lacrosse, close proximity to Canada (eh), etc., I'm sure I can get some help protecting my hometown.

Die in some glorious charge or last stand

What do you do?

Swallow my shotgun.