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 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

meatless burgers, by the very definition of what a hamburger is are not burgers... they are vegetable patty sandwiches.

I differentiate between a "burger" and a "hamburger". Hamburgers are beef* by definition, but burgers can be damn near anything.

*Or some approximation thereof, looking at you McDonalds.

 focusedfire wrote:
meat sandwich.

I take that as an invitation.

 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
meatless burgers, by the very definition of what a hamburger is are not burgers...

The menu say vegetarian burger. So, it is a burger.

 dogma wrote:
That being said, this is the ultimate man meal:

I thought the ultimate man meal was the (meat) balls of a bear that you just strangled with your bare hands!

Burger on the bottom, with pulled pork, bacon and fronions on top. Yeah. Eat it. It's delicious.

So why are they called Hamburgers? The meat is beef. Damn you 'muricans.

Meat on bottom, just because you put the meat on first then build the rest of the sandwich.

Actually the name is said to have come from Hamburg. Nice effort though.


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Here's the history:

The term hamburger originally derives from Hamburg,[2] Germany's second largest city, from which many people emigrated to the United States. In High German, Burg means fortified settlement or fortified refuge and is a widespread component of place names. Hamburger, in the German language, is the demonym of Hamburg. Similar to frankfurter and wiener, names for other meat-based foods, being demonyms of the cities of Frankfurt and Vienna (Wien), respectively.

The term "burger", a back-formation, is associated with many different types of sandwiches similar to a (ground meat) hamburger, using different meats, such as a buffalo burger, venison, kangaroo, turkey, elk, lamb, salmon burger or veggie burger.[3]

 Hordini wrote:
I prefer the vegetables on top, but I wouldn't turn down a sandwich just because the veggies were on the bottom.

Turn it over?


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 Minx wrote:

 Iron_Captain wrote:
I prefer a sausage between my buns.

Your idol would not approve.

In public, nope.
There's a tide of opinion that he wouldn't mind at all, though. You've seen the calendars he puts out? Search for "vladimir putin calendar."
[I assume that's who you mean]

 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

 dogma wrote:

Many people don't consider meatless burgers to be actual burgers. They're wrong, of course, but they still exist.

meatless burgers, by the very definition of what a hamburger is are not burgers... they are vegetable patty sandwiches.

And also a crime against humanity and good taste.

 timetowaste85 wrote:
Burger on the bottom, with pulled pork, bacon and fronions on top. Yeah. Eat it. It's delicious.

Needs a good BBQ sauce on it, but other than that, this is the true way to eat a burger. Some cheese can also be added if you swing that way. Personally I like a little mozzarella in there, but I can see why people might like a bit of swiss or some blue cheese if you like something stronger.

 Skinnereal wrote:

 Hordini wrote:
I prefer the vegetables on top, but I wouldn't turn down a sandwich just because the veggies were on the bottom.

Turn it over?

But the the bun would be upside down.

I'm a power bottom. Of course.

Whats a vegetable?

 Steve steveson wrote:
And also a crime against humanity and good taste.

If humanity is standing between my burger and me, it can go blow itself.

 trexmeyer wrote:

 daedalus wrote:
I'll mix it up sometimes. You wouldn't want it to get boring, after all.

What are we talking about again?

You would be a "versatile."

As far as burgers go, all on the top.

Spoiler:

>8 oz 96% lean ground beef
>1.25 oz chorizo
>2 slices jalapeno pepperjack
>jalapenos and onions grilled in coconut oil
>dat onion roll
>delicious chipotle sauce

71p/47c/47f

That looks amazing.

 Frazzled wrote:
Whats a vegetable?

That cats eat that Fazz...

Don't worry, there's a ribeye in your bowl.

Wuff

 Frazzled wrote:
Whats a vegetable?

It is that thing people assume I eat because I am vegetarian. But really, I hardly ever eat some, except if french fries count as a vegetable. Or ketchup/tomato sauce.

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

 Frazzled wrote:
Whats a vegetable?

It is that thing people assume I eat because I am vegetarian. But really, I hardly ever eat some, except if french fries count as a vegetable. Or ketchup/tomato sauce.

My brother! As a vegetarian people assume I only eat salad, like for every meal. Always. There are some days nary a vegetable passes my lips thanks to the majesty that is rice, beans and cheese. I loves me some rice, beans and cheese and can (and have) eaten that for all three meals in a single day.

Caution: RBC Pron.

 DarkTraveler777 wrote:
As a vegetarian people assume I only eat salad, like for every meal. Always.

Yeah. People tend to believe vegetarian try to have a balanced diet or something.
I pity the fool ! While eating ice-cream.

Being a vegetarian is a crime against humanity


All them cows producing all those greenhouse gasses... Think of the environment!!!

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

 DarkTraveler777 wrote:
As a vegetarian people assume I only eat salad, like for every meal. Always.

Yeah. People tend to believe vegetarian try to have a balanced diet or something.
I pity the fool ! While eating ice-cream.

Who believes that? 90% of vegetarians/vegans I've met eat complete crap all the time and vegetables not even once.

 trexmeyer wrote:

Who believes that? 90% of vegetarians/vegans I've met eat complete crap all the time and vegetables not even once.

Which, of course, doesn't keep them from telling you how vegan/vegetarian they are.

All. The. Time.

Ah yes, the self righteous vegan meme. Old hat is best hat, no?

 cincydooley wrote:

 trexmeyer wrote:

Who believes that? 90% of vegetarians/vegans I've met eat complete crap all the time and vegetables not even once.

Which, of course, doesn't keep them from telling you how vegan/vegetarian they are.

All. The. Time.

While you're eating some form of lean meat and they're telling you how bad it is for your body.

Ewww Veggies in my burger?


But on occasion i do like onions or avocados and will be placed on top of the patty.

 Frazzled wrote:
Whats a vegetable?

Chocolate, ketchup, chips (Both US and UK kind), corn (as in corn-dogs and corn chips), salsa and beer (hops) are vegetables. Wine is a fruit.

Is mushroom a vegetable? I'm sure I read it's a low--functioning animal, or something.

If we didn't eat beef, cows would be extinct.

 Skinnereal wrote:

 Hordini wrote:
I prefer the vegetables on top, but I wouldn't turn down a sandwich just because the veggies were on the bottom.

Turn it over?

That's certainly an option.


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 Skinnereal wrote:
Is mushroom a vegetable? I'm sure I read it's a low--functioning animal, or something.

It's a fungus, actually.

What if somebody is a vegetarian doing CrossFit?

Will their head explode from trying to figure out what to preach to you?

 trexmeyer wrote:
Who believes that?

Many people, at least here in France. For their defense, there are very few vegetarian around here, compared to other countries like England or even, I guess, the U.S.A.

 Skinnereal wrote:
Is mushroom a vegetable?

Do not think so.

 Skinnereal wrote:
I'm sure I read it's a low--functioning animal, or something.

It is not. Not sure about what the exact definition of mushroom is in English, but the part we eat is the reproductive organ of some organism that primarily consist of a vast network of very tiny but very long roots iirc. Maybe we should rename it into root penis (because, really, it looks more like a penis than a vagina).



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 d-usa wrote:
What if somebody is a vegetarian doing CrossFit?

Will their head explode from trying to figure out what to preach to you?

Or maybe they will just not care bout you, unless you actually seem interested? I am pretty sure there has been much much more people trying to convince me to eat meat or drink alcohol than the other way around.

Mushrooms are a kind of fungus.

 Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:

 trexmeyer wrote:
Who believes that?

Many people, at least here in France. For their defense, there are very few vegetarian around here, compared to other countries like England or even, I guess, the U.S.A.

 Skinnereal wrote:
Is mushroom a vegetable?

Do not think so.

 Skinnereal wrote:
I'm sure I read it's a low--functioning animal, or something.

It is not. Not sure about what the exact definition of mushroom is in English, but the part we eat is the reproductive organ of some organism that primarily consist of a vast network of very tiny but very long roots iirc. Maybe we should rename it into root penis (because, really, it looks more like a penis than a vagina).



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 d-usa wrote:
What if somebody is a vegetarian doing CrossFit?

Will their head explode from trying to figure out what to preach to you?

Or maybe they will just not care bout you, unless you actually seem interested? I am pretty sure there has been much much more people trying to convince me to eat meat or drink alcohol than the other way around.

Vegetarians maybe.

But CrossFit people will always find you!