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China performs cavity searches on 10,000 pigeons ahead of National Day event

Ten thousand pigeons, which were being dramatically released as part of a public holiday celebration in China, were given anal examinations following concerns from Chinese security officials that the birds could be used as part of a terrorist attack.

The authorities also checked the feathers and legs of the birds, before they were used in today’s National Day event in Beijing’s Tiananmen Square.

It annually marks the 1949 founding of the People’s Republic China and this year celebrated the nation’s 65th anniversary. It is held each year on 1 October.

China’s state-run newspaper, People’s Daily, yesterday posted an image and accompanying caption that read: “10,000 pigeons go through anal security check for suspicious objects on Tuesday, ready to be released on National Day on October 1.”

The security search was videotaped before the birds were then loaded onto sealed trucks to be taken to Tiananmen Square and released at 6am today.

The public’s response to the animal body searches was heavily sarcastic and derisive, the Associated Press reports, as the checks mirror the oppressive and censored relationship citizens, too, have with the state.

“The liberty and dignity of citizens are increasingly vulnerable, and can be expropriated at any time, like with the pigeons,” columnist Zhang Ping wrote.

“They have to go through the pains and insults of the rude anal check and yet they must appear peaceful and happy on the screen of the state broadcaster.”

“I have not heard of pigeons released at National Day requiring security checks, but it is possible for them to carry things such as explosives,” Mr Yang of website China Pigeon Net, told the New York Times.

“They could carry something on their legs, under a wing, or in their anus. If they carried out security checks they would find them, just like on a person when they get on an airplane,” Mr Yang said.

China is currently gripped with political discontent and restlessness in both its north-western and south-eastern regions – with pro-democracy protesters crippling an administrative region of Hong Kong with peaceful sit-ins and on-going conflict between the state and the Uighur community in the Xinjiang province.

Muslim Uighurs were blamed for a deadly attack on Tiananmen Square last October, after an SUV was rammed into bystanders killing five people. Chinese police say the East Turkestan Islamic Movement were responsible.









Good of them to film it though, for future generations to marvel at.




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I wouldn't have thought you be able to pack a live pigeon with enough explosives and still have it be able to fly to do any damage to anything but the bird itself.


 
   
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Pleasant Valley, Iowa

 reds8n wrote:
The security search was videotaped before the birds were then loaded onto sealed trucks to be taken to Tiananmen Square and released at 6am today.


One of the things that makes me sad about my new job is that I can't load up Photoshop here, and throw a Brazzers logo on a picture of a pigeon.


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 Catyrpelius wrote:
I wouldn't have thought you be able to pack a live pigeon with enough explosives and still have it be able to fly to do any damage to anything but the bird itself.



Least without buying it drinks, and maybe dinner, first anyway.





The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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I thought that the whole 'smog is good for us' might be the dumbest thing I've ever seen come from China.

How wrong I was...

   
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The irony here is that birds don't really have much of a cavity to search.

As a former 4-H'er, I've examined my fair share of bird butts.

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 Grey Templar wrote:
I've examined my fair share of bird butts.

This may be the greatest out of context sentence ever posted on dakka.
   
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I dunno bout that, but it's a good one
   
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Hiding behind terrain

I wonder how long until the the TSA and equivalent agencies adopt similar practices for migratory birds worldwide.
   
 
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