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 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Did you forget about the Thing that shall not be mentioned?? Or did you purposefully not mention that one?


Struck me as poor taste. I wasn't going to rub that in their faces.

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 daedalus wrote:
 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

Did you forget about the Thing that shall not be mentioned?? Or did you purposefully not mention that one?


Struck me as poor taste. I wasn't going to rub that in their faces.


OK...you guys gotta clue me in on this.


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I hope your not talkin about Beiber. I love that kid!

Never heard his music. Don't even need too...

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For real though. In every civilization, if they're lucky, a beacon is brought into the world that changes everything.

The Romans had Caesar.

The Jews had Jesus.

The Indians had Ghandi.

And now, at long last, we have our Saviour from the North!

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 jasper76 wrote:
Wow...Television! I haven't though about them in a long, long time

I never much got into Sonic Youth, but the Ramones and the Clash are ace. As, of course, are the Fab Four.


"Sister" and "Daydream Nation" are the only albums that are really essential from Sonic Youth, there early albums are pretty much unlistenable unless you like an album that pretty much consists of slow droning noise that is occasionally accompanied by screeching.

WHAT!? Experimental Jet set, Trash and No Star is their best album by far! 'Winner's Blues' is brilliant, in particular. Check it out, you'll like it.

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 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


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Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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 jasper76 wrote:

OK...you guys gotta clue me in on this.


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I hope your not talkin about Beiber. I love that kid!


No man, no way. I wasn't talking about him. If we HAVE to bring it up, I was talking about... uh, well, I think we were either talking about Alanis Morissette or Avril Lavgine! Yeah, definitely one of those two. Not that guy, certainly not.

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We'll find out soon enough eh.

 PastelAvenger wrote:
I usually get one with most Americans when I cross the pond and people don't seem to have a problem with the British sense of humour, maybe the accent when I've had a few sherbets though.

What I don't understand is American TV stations have a knack of taking a successful British Comedy show and turn it into a lifeless piece of garbage yet it still runs for years (the Office I'm looking at you)

I do enjoy a good monocle though.....and cuppa.


To be fair, American TV networks can turn ANY kind of successful foreign TV show into lifeless garbage, just look at what they've done to those great Scandinavian crime dramas in recent years.

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 daedalus wrote:
 jasper76 wrote:

OK...you guys gotta clue me in on this.


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I hope your not talkin about Beiber. I love that kid!


No man, no way. I wasn't talking about him. If we HAVE to bring it up, I was talking about... uh, well, I think we were either talking about Alanis Morissette or Avril Lavgine! Yeah, definitely one of those two. Not that guy, certainly not.


OK, I'll have to settle on being out of this insider joke.

In any case, Beiber is to modern western culture as Jesus was to the Ancient Roman Empire, I think we all can safely agree on that, and go back to discussing guilty pleasures, UK and US comedies, and the like.

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 Ribon Fox wrote:
He is not a bad actor, he, he has just been in two of the worst films ever.
Most of his work is good with afew dimonds that just shine like the whole damn mine


Funny, I dont remember seeing him in "Lost in Translation" lol

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I'm a bit in the bag right now painting Termagants (shoot me!) and watching the UK Office, and I have pinpointed why I like the US Office better than the UK Office: everyone in the UK Office is a total, irredeemable douche bag except the secretary, and everyone absolutely despises everyone else, except the secretary and Bilbo.

The US Office is much more optimistic, where people are annoyed by each other, but no one hates each other, and no one (as opposed to everyone) is a 100% douche bag with the possible exception of the Temp.

So the US Office is an inherently optimistic, uplifting show, and the UK Office is an inherently depressing show.

Is this the difference between the US vs UK worldview, or is it just one TV show vs. another TV show???

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 jasper76 wrote:
I'm a bit in the bag right now painting Termagants (shoot me!) and watching the UK Office, and I have pinpointed why I like the US Office better than the UK Office: everyone in the UK Office is a total, irredeemable douche bag except the secretary, and everyone absolutely despises everyone else, except the secretary and Bilbo.

The US Office is much more optimistic, where people are annoyed by each other, but no one hates each other, and no one (as opposed to everyone) is a 100% douche bag with the possible exception of the Temp.

So the US Office is an inherently optimistic, uplifting show, and the UK Office is an inherently depressing show.

Is this the difference between the US vs UK worldview, or is it just one TV show vs. another TV show???


IDK... Breaking Bad, SOA, Walking Dead, House of Cards. All populated by horrible, self serving people. I think it's just how writers are making characters these days.

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Fair enough...come to think of it, I am currently watching a BBC show with some pretty stalwart characters
   
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House of cards was a uk show first. And i rather liked the central character in the uk version, i thought he was frightfully charming and witty. Rather.

 
   
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I'm the first to admit the superiority of British comedy over its American counterpart

But...

How come there's no Canada loving on this thread?

For years I was under the mistaken impression that John Candy, Dan Aykroyd and Leslie Neilsen were great American comedy actors!

It's nice to be proven wrong sometimes

But in tribute to America: you deserve credit for John Landis, early Eddie Murphy (and I mean early!!)

and my favourite, Blazing Saddles.


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 jasper76 wrote:
Fair enough...come to think of it, I am currently watching a BBC show with some pretty stalwart characters


What are you watching? British news?

Our newsreaders are a pretty stern bunch.

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 jasper76 wrote:


The US Office is much more optimistic



Or unrealistic


I think the little speech sums it up nicely



The people you work with are people you were just thrown together with. I mean, you don't know them, it wasn't your choice. And yet you spend more time with them than you do your friends or your family. But probably all you have in common is the fact that you walk around on the same bit of carpet for eight hours a day.



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 Do_I_Not_Like_That wrote:

What are you watching? British news?

Our newsreaders are a pretty stern bunch.


Currently watching Ripper Street via Netflix. IMO, the main cop character is decidedly "undouchebaggy" ...but its not a comedy or anything.


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 reds8n wrote:
 jasper76 wrote:


The US Office is much more optimistic



Or unrealistic


I don't know...I try to get along and focus on the good things about most everyone I've worked with. I've probably only truly disliked 2 or 3 people in my worklife spanning ~25 years so far., even though there have been plenty that got on my nerves.

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Normally I prefer my comedy without a laugh track but I absolutely adore Fawlty Towers.

I think that anybody who has to interact with the public in any capacity can relate to this.




The Simpsons has to be my favourite American TV export. Certainly up until Phil Hartman died. They still have the very occasional good episode now but the classic seasons are so well written that they're infinitely rewatchable and quotable.

The vast array of support characters prevents the main cast from becoming stale. Skinner has to be one of my favourite characters.




I honestly think you'd be hard pressed to watch the old seasons and not love them.

   
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 Medium of Death wrote:
Normally I prefer my comedy without a laugh track but I absolutely adore Fawlty Towers.

I think that anybody who has to interact with the public in any capacity can relate to this.




I think it is fairly common knowledge that Fawlty Towers is the absolute pinnacle of human achievement.

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 jasper76 wrote:
I'm a bit in the bag right now painting Termagants (shoot me!) and watching the UK Office, and I have pinpointed why I like the US Office better than the UK Office: everyone in the UK Office is a total, irredeemable douche bag except the secretary, and everyone absolutely despises everyone else, except the secretary and Bilbo.

The US Office is much more optimistic, where people are annoyed by each other, but no one hates each other, and no one (as opposed to everyone) is a 100% douche bag with the possible exception of the Temp.

So the US Office is an inherently optimistic, uplifting show, and the UK Office is an inherently depressing show.

Is this the difference between the US vs UK worldview, or is it just one TV show vs. another TV show???


Worldview, I think.

Being stuck in a cube farm is seen as a death sentence. Not a zenith. There's more bitchiness and politicking in Aussie and brit offices than in the US - and its of the more snide, character assassination type.

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We'll find out soon enough eh.

 chromedog wrote:
 jasper76 wrote:
I'm a bit in the bag right now painting Termagants (shoot me!) and watching the UK Office, and I have pinpointed why I like the US Office better than the UK Office: everyone in the UK Office is a total, irredeemable douche bag except the secretary, and everyone absolutely despises everyone else, except the secretary and Bilbo.

The US Office is much more optimistic, where people are annoyed by each other, but no one hates each other, and no one (as opposed to everyone) is a 100% douche bag with the possible exception of the Temp.

So the US Office is an inherently optimistic, uplifting show, and the UK Office is an inherently depressing show.

Is this the difference between the US vs UK worldview, or is it just one TV show vs. another TV show???


Worldview, I think.

Being stuck in a cube farm is seen as a death sentence. Not a zenith. There's more bitchiness and politicking in Aussie and brit offices than in the US - and its of the more snide, character assassination type.


Pretty much this; British workers stuck in a dead-end office job understand that their future consists of awkward Christmas parties, annoying/unreasonable bosses, petty coworkers, and if you're really unlucky customers *shudder*. For some reason American workers stuck in a dead-end office job still really believe, deep down in their soul, that one day they'll be running the company and lording it over the peons.

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 Yodhrin wrote:

Pretty much this; British workers stuck in a dead-end office job understand that their future consists of awkward Christmas parties, annoying/unreasonable bosses, petty coworkers, and if you're really unlucky customers *shudder*. For some reason American workers stuck in a dead-end office job still really believe, deep down in their soul, that one day they'll be running the company and lording it over the peons.


So this is an incorrect characterization of US workers at desk jobs in general. Plenty, perhaps most, people who work desk jobs have no aspirations whatsoever of achieving managerial or other executive positions, and are content to come to the office, do their job, and get paid for their work And in many skilled positions, workers make more money than their managers do.

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 jasper76 wrote:



So this is an incorrect characterization of US workers at desk jobs in general. Plenty, perhaps most, people who work desk jobs have no aspirations whatsoever of achieving managerial or other executive positions, and are content to come to the office, do their job, and get paid for their work And in many skilled positions, workers make more money than their managers do.



For instance, over this past weekend, my mom was telling me how they (well really, her and one other person) had to come up with a new power point presentation a la "school house rock" on how a bill becomes a law, and how it affects their position as state workers (it's a new "manager" and apparently actually had no idea how State law making functioned ). And by affects them as state workers, she meant how things like budget allocation, special projects, etc. are passed onto their office.
   
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 jasper76 wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:

Pretty much this; British workers stuck in a dead-end office job understand that their future consists of awkward Christmas parties, annoying/unreasonable bosses, petty coworkers, and if you're really unlucky customers *shudder*. For some reason American workers stuck in a dead-end office job still really believe, deep down in their soul, that one day they'll be running the company and lording it over the peons.


So this is an incorrect characterization of US workers at desk jobs in general. Plenty, perhaps most, people who work desk jobs have no aspirations whatsoever of achieving managerial or other executive positions, and are content to come to the office, do their job, and get paid for their work And in many skilled positions, workers make more money than their managers do.


Ehm... no they don't. The money-making bit, I mean. No line-worker in a cube-farm makes more money than anyone with the word "manager" in their job title. That's... simply not how corporations work.

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 Psienesis wrote:
 jasper76 wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:

Pretty much this; British workers stuck in a dead-end office job understand that their future consists of awkward Christmas parties, annoying/unreasonable bosses, petty coworkers, and if you're really unlucky customers *shudder*. For some reason American workers stuck in a dead-end office job still really believe, deep down in their soul, that one day they'll be running the company and lording it over the peons.


So this is an incorrect characterization of US workers at desk jobs in general. Plenty, perhaps most, people who work desk jobs have no aspirations whatsoever of achieving managerial or other executive positions, and are content to come to the office, do their job, and get paid for their work And in many skilled positions, workers make more money than their managers do.


Ehm... no they don't. The money-making bit, I mean. No line-worker in a cube-farm makes more money than anyone with the word "manager" in their job title. That's... simply not how corporations work.


I make more money than my manager. I have a cubicle (though I telework 2 days a week).

Perhaps I don't know what you mean by "line-worker". I work as an analyst. Am I a line worker? Other people where I work have the exact same job as me, so I guess so.

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We'll find out soon enough eh.

 jasper76 wrote:
 Yodhrin wrote:

Pretty much this; British workers stuck in a dead-end office job understand that their future consists of awkward Christmas parties, annoying/unreasonable bosses, petty coworkers, and if you're really unlucky customers *shudder*. For some reason American workers stuck in a dead-end office job still really believe, deep down in their soul, that one day they'll be running the company and lording it over the peons.


So this is an incorrect characterization of US workers at desk jobs in general. Plenty, perhaps most, people who work desk jobs have no aspirations whatsoever of achieving managerial or other executive positions, and are content to come to the office, do their job, and get paid for their work And in many skilled positions, workers make more money than their managers do.


I'm sorry, I thought dry humour about the difference between Brits and Americans in a thread specifically about British humour filled with American posters discussing said humour would land, evidently I was incorrect.

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As an interesting off-shoot, I have been listening to Smooth Christmas Radio a lot recently.

It is noticeable that the US Christmas songs are cheerful and upbeat, while a fair number of the British ones are sad and doleful.

I wonder if this is another manifestation of national character that is also found in comedy.

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For me if its funny I will watch it don't care who it is.

Favourate US comics has to be Rich Hall and Chris Rock they both have me in stitches.

On the flip side of that I really can't stand Ricky Gervais he really winds me up.

Oh and the whole US/UK history thing, you guys always forget one thing.....if it wasn't for our ancestors you guys would be talking French So I think we are even.


 
   
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Daston wrote:


Oh and the whole US/UK history thing, you guys always forget one thing.....if it wasn't for our ancestors you guys would be talking French So I think we are even.



And if it weren't for us, you'd be speaking German

   
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For the win. Really sad that I can't find the reruns of it over here anymore.



The British Top Gear beats the pants off the American one as well.


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