Mekboy Grubbin's: "Oi Wug! Urag been tellin' all da boyz his big dakka dakka is da biggest dakka! so i tol' him wots wot and hit 'em wid da fixy'stick!"
"Wug I wantz you measurin' me dakka! so I can go back an' give 'im round two wiv' da fixy'stick!"
Grotboy Wug: "uhh boss! we ain' got no measurin' stick! you used it to jam open da' clanky clank on Boshface's skullrippa'!"
Grubbin:"don' go givn' me none of dis'! come 'ere Wug!"
Grubbins grabs Wug mid the grots mad panic to escape, grabbin his scrawny legs and arms and pullin' da grot tight!
Grubbin: "See Wug! our dakka da bigg'n an' da dakkaiest! Two Wugs by two wugs".... *crack, crunch!* "oh now dis only 1 wug! dis gett'n shorta'! Wug! what ya doin! .....WUG!....WUG!!!"
Grubbins looks down to see Wug a little longa' dan usual, wiv' a bit of a gap in da middle.
back on topic:
Wow they seem smaller than I imagined then. only 2 bases wide, for the price cost they seem rediculous.... so I assume Mr Koooaei wasn't aquiring about size to check that when he buys them they'll fit in his display cabinet right