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 CptJake wrote:

 Jihadin wrote:
Been holding a bottle of Devils Cut for five months to open this New Year Eve

I'm stumped. How is this a problem?

I have to stop taking certain meds a few days out (starting now) before I start sipping

 d-usa wrote:

Bran Dawri wrote:
My Brazilian wife needs to learn Dutch to get a resident permit in the Netherlands so she can move there with our baby, but I've learned Portuguese much too quickly for her to actually have to talk in Dutch to me.

How old is the baby? We are raising out daughter bilingual so I'm only talking German to her while the wife handles English. Talking Dutch to you baby might help.

Other than that the only real option is to (potentially) be an ass and only talk Dutch to your wife as well, that would force her to step up her game.

6 weeks now . Just starting to wave his arms and getting his hand-eye coordination going. It'll be a while yet before we are really comfortable putting him on a trans-atlantic flight, but in the meantime we have an absolutely enormous stack of paperwork to get ready, and I have to go back to work at the end of January to keep paying for two homes...
Plus, the Dutch immigration laws are positively Draconian. She is really trying, bless her, so suddenly stopping to talk to her seems a really d*ck move. I do talk dutch to the baby, though.

 Orlanth wrote:

While you get full marks for decadence, dogma, I think you have got First World Problems meme wrong, that's quite an issue you have.

That's a first world problem of mine.

I can't decide which Forgeworld models to use for my IG army.
Also, we had way too much food for this Christmas, I am afraid we won't be able to eat all of it before it spoils.

 Grimskul wrote:
I've fallen, and I can't get up.

Are you having chest pains?

Edit: Also Exalted.

There are games I want to buy from the Steam Sale, but I have no money in the bank. All cash. I do not want to buy a Steam Card :(

I don't what I want to eat, pizza, steak or fish. Oh the inhumanity!

I can barely work up the enthusiasm to post in a really rather grotesque humblebragging thread about my privilege. Oh, the ennui!



How's that for a 'first-world problem?

My legs don't work!

 Easy E wrote:

 Grimskul wrote:
I've fallen, and I can't get up.

Are you having chest pains?

Edit: Also Exalted.

No, but for some reason I got free information by mail.

Seeing a game I really want for PS4, going into the one store that has it in stock..... Only to find out that it's mandatory that I have PS+ active to play it...

I can't decide which girl I want to date and which toy soldiers I want to buy next

While going to the gym noticed the garage door was open, after coming back after 10km on the treadmill notice the garage door is still open, cant be gaked to walk the 20 meters to close it...

 Albatross wrote:
I can barely work up the enthusiasm to post in a really rather grotesque humblebragging thread about my privilege. Oh, the ennui!



How's that for a 'first-world problem?

So long as you cry at your mother's funeral, you should be safe.

 dogma wrote:

 Albatross wrote:
I can barely work up the enthusiasm to post in a really rather grotesque humblebragging thread about my privilege. Oh, the ennui!



How's that for a 'first-world problem?

So long as you cry at your mother's funeral, you should be safe.

TRUFAXXX: I didn't cry at my father's funeral.

Too much blow and hookers.

Seriously, how am I meant to get through it all?

I have a brand new Playstation 4 and a 40" HDTV and I've lost all interest in using them because I played the living gak out of it whilst bedridden for a few days.

Went to see first showing of a movie and only had fifties in my wallet.

Cashier gave me the death stare...

Everquest has pulled me back....AGAIN

My iPod looks too much like my Samsung Galaxy s5 Mini - but only my iPod has decent games.

Cooked a home made beef madras. Didn't enjoy it. Ate a big slice of Belgian fudge cake to console myself.

Ate too much chinese, topped it off with sweets. Now feel sick.

On another note, I rather enjoy this shameless complaining

I got my laptop back from Dell, and because I'm at my parent's house for the winter break, I'm getting an average of about 50kb/s to re-download my games.

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
I got my laptop back from Dell, and because I'm at my parent's house for the winter break, I'm getting an average of about 50kb/s to re-download my games.

Are you on dial-up or something?

 Hordini wrote:

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
I got my laptop back from Dell, and because I'm at my parent's house for the winter break, I'm getting an average of about 50kb/s to re-download my games.

Are you on dial-up or something?

Practically. DSL, and the largest place that is anywhere big is Kingston (quite frankly a dump).

 Co'tor Shas wrote:

 Hordini wrote:

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
I got my laptop back from Dell, and because I'm at my parent's house for the winter break, I'm getting an average of about 50kb/s to re-download my games.

Are you on dial-up or something?

Practically. DSL, and the largest place that is anywhere big is Kingston (quite frankly a dump).

Ah. I have felt your pain. Truly, this is the most tragic of all first world problems in this thread. Although, DSL is better than dial-up. I thank Baby Jesus that my days of 56k are long gone.

Town recently got a Popeye's Chicken. The lines have been so bad I have been unable to get any yet.

My hobby room is overflowing with unbuilt Warhammer, and it's becoming a real problem. Don't know what the hell I'm going to do, I'm out of space for all this stuff.

I also hate breaking BRAND NEW HIGH-QUALITY shoes in. Wide ass feet crew checking in, and on top of that, they're new gym shoes so it's making my alone-time not very enjoyable at the minute.

Happy New Year everyone, btw.

 PrehistoricUFO wrote:
My hobby room is overflowing with unbuilt Warhammer, and it's becoming a real problem. Don't know what the hell I'm going to do, I'm out of space for all this stuff.

I also hate breaking BRAND NEW HIGH-QUALITY shoes in. Wide ass feet crew checking in, and on top of that, they're new gym shoes so it's making my alone-time not very enjoyable at the minute.

Happy New Year everyone, btw.

You could send some of it to me, for storage purposes...

 djones520 wrote:

 PrehistoricUFO wrote:
My hobby room is overflowing with unbuilt Warhammer, and it's becoming a real problem. Don't know what the hell I'm going to do, I'm out of space for all this stuff.

I also hate breaking BRAND NEW HIGH-QUALITY shoes in. Wide ass feet crew checking in, and on top of that, they're new gym shoes so it's making my alone-time not very enjoyable at the minute.

Happy New Year everyone, btw.

You could send some of it to me, for storage purposes...

Send it DJ.....my hobby desk is filled with Robotech