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I can't decide if I want to play The Witcher 2 or Hearthstone, or carry on with my 'Kojak' marathon...

the shrouded lord wrote:that's such a terrible pun and I'll not be having any slice of it.

d-usa wrote:

 KingCracker wrote:


lol We share a common problem. We even have a jig the bread sits in and has cutting slots to make the slices even. She still leaves me wonky bread. It drives me CRAZY!

Cutting the bread even is the yeast she could do.

BREAD PUNS!!!!! Those made me chuckle

I try. no really, I do.

I wasn't bready for all these bread puns, the yeast you could do was warn me.

I mean what.

dear god, we've bread a monster!

We're toast!

These are some really crumby puns.

we're just having a creasount time.

 Soladrin wrote:
I have cats but I don't want to clean the litterbox.

I'm sure that even the Netherlands have Chinese Restaurants who would gladly take donations

I can't decide what beer to drink while watching the Bengals lose today.

 cincydooley wrote:
I can't decide what beer to drink while watching the Bengals lose today.

I'm not even going to bother watching the Lions lose today.

 djones520 wrote:

 cincydooley wrote:
I can't decide what beer to drink while watching the Bengals lose today.

I'm not even going to bother watching the Lions lose today.

Dont watch the Lions lose, watch Tony Romo choke

Got smashed up on the new year, barfed all over my Slayer Tshirt i got when i saw them live

ThatSwellFella wrote:
Got smashed up on the new year, barfed all over my Slayer Tshirt i got when i saw them live

Spoiler:

RIP Jeff i am sorry for making you turn in your grave

Nah, that's good. Get some bloodstains on it and it'll all come out pretty cool after a wash.

 daedalus wrote:

ThatSwellFella wrote:
Got smashed up on the new year, barfed all over my Slayer Tshirt i got when i saw them live

Spoiler:

RIP Jeff i am sorry for making you turn in your grave

Nah, that's good. Get some bloodstains on it and it'll all come out pretty cool after a wash.

thanks for the heads up... i guess on the other hand, simply carving SLAYER into my forearm will do,(didn' done it but would have to since slayer fans MUST be bat insane) since if police sees a dude who is drunk like crap," walking" around with a bloodied T-shirt... TOTALLY NOT SUSPICIOUS....(atleast less than the idea with a carving on his forearm)

Played my Tau yesterday in Apoc. Six on six. Watch someone Xmas Imperial Knight assault an Apocalypse formation Necron Phlanx (whatever) who also received 100 new Necron warriors to add to his already 100 plus Necron warriors. Was one funny situation. Until their Warlord played the Ultimate Sacrifice card on the Imperial Knight

Oh and I was that guy who threw four Riptides and six Broadsides on the table and became "One" in my corner of the table. In my bubble of nine Void Shield Generators. Also I used my Vakyrie's/Battle Pods I received for Xmas as my Crisis suits (Nine total) Three fighter Three Guardians Three Battleloids

I was the one who in all innocence said "He should charge the Knight in for Shenanigans"

You are simultaneously the best and worst 40K player. I salute you sir.

First world problem? The central heating in my room sucks, it's barely 12 degrees C in here. Awful.

I'm hungry...can't be arsed to stand up, walk downstairs and make myself some toast.

The threads i want to post in are locked, but i want to post in them.

 Torga_DW wrote:
The threads i want to post in are locked, but i want to post in them.

That's how you know they were awesome threads. You have to enjoy them while they last.

 KingCracker wrote:

the shrouded lord wrote:that's such a terrible pun and I'll not be having any slice of it.

d-usa wrote:

 KingCracker wrote:


lol We share a common problem. We even have a jig the bread sits in and has cutting slots to make the slices even. She still leaves me wonky bread. It drives me CRAZY!

Cutting the bread even is the yeast she could do.

BREAD PUNS!!!!! Those made me chuckle

Yes I hear they are on the rise!

I'm a baker and I don't have any bread puns.

 Easy E wrote:
I'm a baker and I don't have any bread puns.

Why? Ran out of flour?

Think he might be leaven it out

CNN's new website design might actually rival FoxNews for worst website ever...

 Jihadin wrote:
Think he might be leaven it out

*groan* just when i think it's over, the bad puns start to rise.

 Torga_DW wrote:

 Jihadin wrote:
Think he might be leaven it out

*groan* just when i think it's over, the bad puns start to rise.

Never had Wonder?

 Torga_DW wrote:

 Jihadin wrote:
Think he might be leaven it out

*groan* just when i think it's over, the bad puns start to rise.

It's totally Kosher though.

 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

 Torga_DW wrote:

 Jihadin wrote:
Think he might be leaven it out

*groan* just when i think it's over, the bad puns start to rise.

It's totally Kosher though.

Funny you said that being its my prefer snack food

 Jihadin wrote:

 Ensis Ferrae wrote:

 Torga_DW wrote:

 Jihadin wrote:
Think he might be leaven it out

*groan* just when i think it's over, the bad puns start to rise.

It's totally Kosher though.

Funny you said that being its my prefer snack food

Lol, it was supposed to be an unleavened bread joke