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 hotsauceman1 wrote:

 Jihadin wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
I have a class at 8 am in the morning........Oh wo is me.

Good thing you don't have 0600 or 0630 PT Formation till 0730

This is why I dont complain to military guys.
My buddy has a bad knee like me, but he has shrapnel in it
Me "Man, My knee hurts, when is it going to get better"
Him "Atleast you didnt have shrapnel in your leg from a damn RPG whiner"
then I shut up.

Ask him if its cold yet

 the shrouded lord wrote:
ok serious one here: I think my mother thinks I'm a psychopath.

Unless your name is Norman Bates, you're probably fine

she may have seen this sketch I did in my design book of a flamethrower made from every day items. but really, that WAS just to show my friend how it could be done.
ok, I'm not the most popular person at school, infact, I'm disliked by most people in my year level. The feeling is mutual.
My mother has been told a slight extent of this, she knows I dislike a few people. not nearly the entire cohort.
and I've been rather quite these last few days, as there's the chance my school has fethed up the entire rest of my career.
any who, the other day we were talking, and she asked me if I would kill anyone, given the chance.
THAT took me offguard.
I told her no, and that was that.
the problem being, I'm a bad lier and I don't think she believed me. So I've been dialing WAAYYYY back on my edgy-meter, no more "thoughts of the day" on facebook, no more drawing weapons, no more writing action stuff. Is that all I can do? I really do not need my mother trying to sign me into a mental home.

 Jihadin wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:

 Jihadin wrote:

 hotsauceman1 wrote:
I have a class at 8 am in the morning........Oh wo is me.

Good thing you don't have 0600 or 0630 PT Formation till 0730

This is why I dont complain to military guys.
My buddy has a bad knee like me, but he has shrapnel in it
Me "Man, My knee hurts, when is it going to get better"
Him "Atleast you didnt have shrapnel in your leg from a damn RPG whiner"
then I shut up.

Ask him if its cold yet

One of my uncles has shrapnel in him and he can feel weather like that. Kinda weird.

After my surgery, I've grown more susceptible to the cold. My ankle begins to throb when the temp gets real cold. The incision site will tingle as well when there are significant changes in pressure.

It gets kinda annoying.

I found a new webcomic I like, but I spend too much time reading it to catch up that I didn't have time to play any computer games last night.

Also, I went grocery shopping last night, but didn't get anything to eat so we went to taco bell for dinner on the way home.

I just ate 450 grams of steak, I want a beer but don't want to get up.

 the shrouded lord wrote:
she may have seen this sketch I did in my design book of a flamethrower made from every day items. but really, that WAS just to show my friend how it could be done.
ok, I'm not the most popular person at school, infact, I'm disliked by most people in my year level. The feeling is mutual.
My mother has been told a slight extent of this, she knows I dislike a few people. not nearly the entire cohort.
and I've been rather quite these last few days, as there's the chance my school has fethed up the entire rest of my career.
any who, the other day we were talking, and she asked me if I would kill anyone, given the chance.
THAT took me offguard.
I told her no, and that was that.
the problem being, I'm a bad lier and I don't think she believed me. So I've been dialing WAAYYYY back on my edgy-meter, no more "thoughts of the day" on facebook, no more drawing weapons, no more writing action stuff. Is that all I can do? I really do not need my mother trying to sign me into a mental home.

So what you're telling us is that you're a high school student?

But nah, you're fine man. Up until the point where you do kill someone, in which case you'll want a very good lawyer on speed dial

*Disclaimer: I do not condone murder. Also, I am not a lawyer.

 liquidjoshi wrote:

 the shrouded lord wrote:
she may have seen this sketch I did in my design book of a flamethrower made from every day items. but really, that WAS just to show my friend how it could be done.
ok, I'm not the most popular person at school, infact, I'm disliked by most people in my year level. The feeling is mutual.
My mother has been told a slight extent of this, she knows I dislike a few people. not nearly the entire cohort.
and I've been rather quite these last few days, as there's the chance my school has fethed up the entire rest of my career.
any who, the other day we were talking, and she asked me if I would kill anyone, given the chance.
THAT took me offguard.
I told her no, and that was that.
the problem being, I'm a bad lier and I don't think she believed me. So I've been dialing WAAYYYY back on my edgy-meter, no more "thoughts of the day" on facebook, no more drawing weapons, no more writing action stuff. Is that all I can do? I really do not need my mother trying to sign me into a mental home.

So what you're telling us is that you're a high school student?

But nah, you're fine man. Up until the point where you do kill someone, in which case you'll want a very good lawyer on speed dial

*Disclaimer: I do not condone murder. Also, I am not a lawyer.

He might be license in Australia

 Soladrin wrote:
I just ate 450 grams of steak, I want a beer but don't want to get up.

You probably got too tired converting steak from its natural weighting system (ounces) into grams. Hang on in there buddy, you'll be able to enjoy 568 millilitres of beer (a pint) soon enough.

The Meat Sweats, now there's a true 1st world problem.

 the shrouded lord wrote:
she may have seen this sketch I did in my design book of a flamethrower made from every day items. but really, that WAS just to show my friend how it could be done.
ok, I'm not the most popular person at school, infact, I'm disliked by most people in my year level. The feeling is mutual.
My mother has been told a slight extent of this, she knows I dislike a few people. not nearly the entire cohort.
and I've been rather quite these last few days, as there's the chance my school has fethed up the entire rest of my career.
any who, the other day we were talking, and she asked me if I would kill anyone, given the chance.
THAT took me offguard.
I told her no, and that was that.
the problem being, I'm a bad lier and I don't think she believed me. So I've been dialing WAAYYYY back on my edgy-meter, no more "thoughts of the day" on facebook, no more drawing weapons, no more writing action stuff. Is that all I can do? I really do not need my mother trying to sign me into a mental home.

Yeah I had that sort of stuff in notebooks as a kid, also had ideas for starships and lazers so... yeah people assumed (and rightly so) it was for whatever story I cared more about then school.
My mother always maintained the belief (and its true) of my largely pacifist nature.
Someone who refuses to kill insects, and instead release them... I mean that says a lot about someone, really without anyone really realizing it.
All the fighting scenes from my book are comically anime-ish...
It's the sex scenes I'd not really want anyone to read lol (there's a lot and they usually involve more then two people lol)

There's a first world problem "I don't want to try and publish a book under my real name because my family might see it and read the part where there's a foursome where it gets danger-close to incest"
Yeah.

The topics in Dakka Dakka OT don;t update fast enough for me.

 notprop wrote:

 Soladrin wrote:
I just ate 450 grams of steak, I want a beer but don't want to get up.

You probably got too tired converting steak from its natural weighting system (ounces) into grams. Hang on in there buddy, you'll be able to enjoy 568 millilitres of beer (a pint) soon enough.

The Meat Sweats, now there's a true 1st world problem.

I am happy to announce that I am immune to meat sweats. Never get them. Also, I live in a Civilized country, we don't use imperial scum measurements. Hell, we don't even use pints, I just drink bottles.

getting new pens and batteries tomorrow.
I aven't been able to sleep the last four nights so my eyes look like red ping pong balls and the bags make me look like the little girl from the ring. also, my desk lamp broke. not fully broken, but it's only working at thirty percent. and because its LED, (harsh light is better for drawing I find) it is only light enough to annoy me but not enough to assist my artistry. my girlfriend is being confusing, and its 3:30 in the morning and I have had like five cups of green teas and sleep ISN'T WORKING! I'm also incredibly hungry because I at nothing today.

All my minis are still unpainted.

My cassettes are slowly falling apart. It's really sad.


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 Soladrin wrote:

 notprop wrote:

 Soladrin wrote:
I just ate 450 grams of steak, I want a beer but don't want to get up.

You probably got too tired converting steak from its natural weighting system (ounces) into grams. Hang on in there buddy, you'll be able to enjoy 568 millilitres of beer (a pint) soon enough.

The Meat Sweats, now there's a true 1st world problem.

I am happy to announce that I am immune to meat sweats. Never get them. Also, I live in a Civilized country, we don't use imperial scum measurements. Hell, we don't even use pints, I just drink bottles.

You will drink your 16 ponies of alcohol an like it!


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 Easy E wrote:
The topics in Dakka Dakka OT don;t update fast enough for me.

Same here.

I took the NREMT exam today.... but I won't know how I did until tomorrow :(

edit: seems like the are really on their game today... passed!

I've finished watching Breaking Bad.

Call Saul starting soon

 Soladrin wrote:

 notprop wrote:

 Soladrin wrote:
I just ate 450 grams of steak, I want a beer but don't want to get up.

You probably got too tired converting steak from its natural weighting system (ounces) into grams. Hang on in there buddy, you'll be able to enjoy 568 millilitres of beer (a pint) soon enough.

The Meat Sweats, now there's a true 1st world problem.

I am happy to announce that I am immune to meat sweats. Never get them. Also, I live in a Civilized country, we don't use imperial scum measurements. Hell, we don't even use pints, I just drink bottles.

This man's delirious! Best to ease him in......Nurse, I'm gonna need 4 bottles of Newcy Brown and a Pound of smoked bacon - STAT!

Don't worry feller; we'll get through this together.

I had such a first world problem today it was terrible. I was standing around at work...... getting paid......... to be bored out of my skull. I even had that "I should quit because X reasons" debate with myself. Yikes. First world problems indeed

 KingCracker wrote:
I had such a first world problem today it was terrible. I was standing around at work...... getting paid......... to be bored out of my skull. I even had that "I should quit because X reasons" debate with myself. Yikes. First world problems indeed

Your posting on Dakka so that means your OFO at your job doing nothing and getting paid

 the shrouded lord wrote:
she may have seen this sketch I did in my design book of a flamethrower made from every day items. but really, that WAS just to show my friend how it could be done.
ok, I'm not the most popular person at school, infact, I'm disliked by most people in my year level. The feeling is mutual.
My mother has been told a slight extent of this, she knows I dislike a few people. not nearly the entire cohort.
and I've been rather quite these last few days, as there's the chance my school has fethed up the entire rest of my career.
any who, the other day we were talking, and she asked me if I would kill anyone, given the chance.
THAT took me offguard.
I told her no, and that was that.
the problem being, I'm a bad lier and I don't think she believed me. So I've been dialing WAAYYYY back on my edgy-meter, no more "thoughts of the day" on facebook, no more drawing weapons, no more writing action stuff. Is that all I can do? I really do not need my mother trying to sign me into a mental home.

So...
What if you actually are a phsycopath but are just in self-denial about it? That you don't really know it yet, but subconciously you are plotting to attack your school?
Nah, just kidding Parents can be annoying like that. I don't know if all mother are like that, but my mother asked me that as well.
My parents also happen to be convinced I might be gay, no matter how many times I tell them the opposite or have a girlfriend. "Oh, but you never bring them home" "Yes, but it is always temporary, you never have anything lasting. Are you sure you are not uncertain about..." "MOM!!! Stop it!"

In any case, you could try to confront your mother about why she asked you that. You might get a good conversation going.

I have new pens. My life is complete now. I still no sleep. I tryed sleeping on the floor, sitting up, laying backwards, upside down, nothing worked.

 the shrouded lord wrote:
I have new pens. My life is complete now. I still no sleep. I tryed sleeping on the floor, sitting up, laying backwards, upside down, nothing worked.

Find someone you trust, a rag, and some chloroform.

I thought of a zinging bread based pun to go on the previous page but alas the moment has passed.

WORLD, FEEL MY PAIN!

 Jihadin wrote:
Call Saul starting soon

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Yes...

no one likes the things I post on deviant art
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I'm walking on eggshells in my office. There are 40k boxes everywhere.

I added a girl I was trying to go out with on my facebook and forgot I had this as the profile picture

(which for those who don't know...is from this...)


She never learned of its origins...or at least never told me lol
Always a tad more careful now lol

Also that's what my avatar is referencing... Hmm...