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EDIT :
Thread title changed to something less crass.
Reds8n

I'm new to Orks in 40K, but have played them in Fantasy years ago. In 40K I have been palying IG for a two decades or more. So what do you think of my first orky list? I'm thinking this for a tournament weekend which is bi-annual tradition with my friends. Could it work? I'm facing probably every faction of 40K. Maybe 3-4 very cheesy lists. Kustom Stompa have enough dakka I think, but is there enough bodies to fall? Tell me what you think, please.

So, the list:

HQ:

Zhadsnark 'Da Rippa' (FW) WARLORD

Painboy + warbike

Big Mek + da fixer upperz + kustom force field

ELITES:

Burna Boyz (2'burna, 3' mek)

TROOPS:

Zhadsnark's Warbikers '14 + nob with claw

10' gretchin

10' gretchin

FAST:

Stormboyz'18 + nob with claw

HEAVY:

Lootas'11

LORD OF WAR:

Kustom Stompa

2x Big Shoota, Deth Arsenal, Flamebelcha, Krusha Ball, Deff Kannon + Gigashoota.

Stompa shoots 6D6 S6 AP4, 3D6 S9 AP3 + D3 S8 AP3 LARGE BLASTS, S10 AP1 MASSIVE BLAST, S6 AP3 HELLSTORM TEMPLATE AND 6 S5 SP5 SHOTS IN A TURN! Also Krusha Ball counts as a titan close combat weapon and if not in close combat, can draw an 2D6 inch lonf 2 inch wide line inflicting SD hits to everyone under and destroying scenery to rubble. That's Orky for 710 points. Also Bik Mek and Burnas goes in this thing for potential 4 HP repairing per turn and for 5++ save.

Can consider going for Ghazzy detachment to get a 4++ megaforcefield instead of fixxer upperz. And just get some grot oilers to reroll 5+ repairs.

Stormboyz don't work that great without WAAAGH! and you don't have a warlord warboss to call WAAAGH. So, you're better off with just more bikes or big gunz. Big gunz are amazing.

Since you've taken 3 HQ's you can take 3 extra Mekboys to attach to your Burna mob. 7 repair rolls a turn

Yep, maybe I should take Stormboyz off the list. Thanks for advice! Mawybe more bikes then, or even big squad of boys... I think bikes! Zhadsnark prevents you to take dreads or big guns if I remember right, but allows takin bikes as troops. Maybe some more meks also to make stompa even more unkillable!

If you can find the points you can take 3x your units of burnas for a total of 9 repair attempts just in that. If the kustom stompa can hold 15 models that is. Then 3 mekboys. Then take grot riggers. Then add the big mek.

That's the stompa armor, KFF invul, Big Mek repair on a 4+, grot riggers roll every turn on a 5+, and then 12 repair attempts per turn from the meks inside. THAT is an unkillable stompa

You are already throwing all your eggs in one basket so you might as well go all the way.

- VardenV2

Would you mind changing the thread title to something less crude and unpleasantly hyperbolic?

 VardenV2 wrote:
That's the stompa armor, KFF invul, Big Mek repair on a 4+, grot riggers roll every turn on a 5+, and then 12 repair attempts per turn from the meks inside. THAT is an unkillable stompa

Don't forget to give that Kustom Stompa Powerfields!
Their updated rules in the latest Apocalypse book is a nice improvement. The IA:8 ones were a bit clunky.

Hey,
Why no Supa-rokkits on the Stompa?

Yeah you might be right, I'll take stormboyz of the list and use points to make stompa even more unkillable with burnas or just take more bikes and some grots. Stompa doesn't have suparokkits because deff arsenal already shoots D3 suparokkits per turn. But you can't have too much dakka, that's right! Thanks for your advice everybody. I'll fix the list when I have time and post it again.