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2015/04/02 21:50:36
Subject: What is the funniest thing you've seen in a game of 40k?
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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 tydrace wrote:Exterminatus during turn 3 of an Apocalypse battle, the one in which every model takes a S10 AP2 hit. Took out 95% of what was left on the board.
Speaking of witch. was playing an apoc as well and my friend, my own ally brought the necron citadel fortification and took one of the corners while i brought a librarius for the delicious vortex of super DOOOOOOOOM
Knowing this i called out that by the end of the game im going to seismic destruction table your citadel away. sure enough the vortex goes under ground the disaster roll that removes a 2x2 piece of table happened and the citadel was randomed into. he was mad and i laughed maniacally 
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 Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2015/04/02 22:57:10
Subject: What is the funniest thing you've seen in a game of 40k?
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Fixture of Dakka
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I once saw a Plague Zombie (from Typhus) Cultist Champion kill a Chaos Sorcerer and a Noise Marine Champion in consecutive challenge rounds of one assault.
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"'players must agree how they are going to select their armies, and if any restrictions apply to the number and type of models they can use."
This is an actual rule in the actual rulebook. Quit whining about how you can imagine someone's army touching you in a bad place and play by the actual rules.
Freelance Ontologist
When people ask, "What's the point in understanding everything?" they've just disqualified themselves from using questions and should disappear in a puff of paradox. But they don't understand and just continue existing, which are also their only two strategies for life. |
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2015/04/03 04:15:00
Subject: What is the funniest thing you've seen in a game of 40k?
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
Calgary
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 DarknessEternal wrote:I once saw a Plague Zombie (from Typhus) Cultist Champion kill a Chaos Sorcerer and a Noise Marine Champion in consecutive challenge rounds of one assault.
That is one hardcore zombie
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Anyone who is married knows that Khorne is really a woman. |
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2015/04/03 04:34:09
Subject: Re:What is the funniest thing you've seen in a game of 40k?
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Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne
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This was a very long time ago but Kharn and his squad of berserkers charge into a lone catachan sergeant. The CSM player rolls are terrible, kharn kills every single one of his cohort, loses the melee and withdraws (either we failed at knowing the rules or he wasn't fearless back then), the lone IG wins the fall back roll and kills Kharn. I don't think the CSM player ever played again...
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
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2015/04/03 05:35:20
Subject: Re:What is the funniest thing you've seen in a game of 40k?
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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 GearheadXII wrote:This was a very long time ago but Kharn and his squad of berserkers charge into a lone catachan sergeant. The CSM player rolls are terrible, kharn kills every single one of his cohort, loses the melee and withdraws (either we failed at knowing the rules or he wasn't fearless back then), the lone IG wins the fall back roll and kills Kharn. I don't think the CSM player ever played again...
Seven ones?
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2015/04/03 05:38:43
Subject: Re:What is the funniest thing you've seen in a game of 40k?
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Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne
Ottawa, Ontario
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 koooaei wrote: GearheadXII wrote:This was a very long time ago but Kharn and his squad of berserkers charge into a lone catachan sergeant. The CSM player rolls are terrible, kharn kills every single one of his cohort, loses the melee and withdraws (either we failed at knowing the rules or he wasn't fearless back then), the lone IG wins the fall back roll and kills Kharn. I don't think the CSM player ever played again...
Seven ones?
Haha I hadn't even thought about that, didn't know his stats back then. Like I said, we still laugh at what happened, but this was 10 years ago, we probably fethed up the rules quite a bit to get to that!
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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
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