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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 17:41:28
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Hallowed Canoness
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I think it's absolutely ludicrous that we're allowing an openly Canadian national to have a chance at the White House. If Ted Cruz is eligible for the Presidency he should get off the pulpit his slavish and devoted followers have anointed him to like some kind of messiah and release his full birth certificate into the media at once for through scrutiny! Obama released his long form and short form birth certificates and was born in Hawaii from the start. Cruz's birth certificate will only confirm what we all know. That he's Canadian. A condition that will follow him to his, hopefully very polite, death.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 17:53:45
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Sniping Reverend Moira
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KalashnikovMarine wrote:I think it's absolutely ludicrous that we're allowing an openly Canadian national to have a chance at the White House. If Ted Cruz is eligible for the Presidency he should get off the pulpit his slavish and devoted followers have anointed him to like some kind of messiah and release his full birth certificate into the media at once for through scrutiny! Obama released his long form and short form birth certificates and was born in Hawaii from the start. Cruz's birth certificate will only confirm what we all know. That he's Canadian. A condition that will follow him to his, hopefully very polite, death.
Yep. He was born in Canada. To an US Citizen.
Which Grants him dual citizenship....
Pretty simple stuff.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 17:55:22
Subject: Re:Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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There were three forms his mom could have filled out to confirm his citizenship at the time of his birth. Two are no longer in use. Its a political trap for those Democrats and/or Republicans that would use his location of birth against him.
Also if if some politician attacks him because he is not a Natural Born Citizen of the US of A and thus denied that "Eligibility" its going to get really heated with the Illegal Aliens Eligibility's and Benefits that they received
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Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 17:57:14
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Hallowed Canoness
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cincydooley wrote: KalashnikovMarine wrote:I think it's absolutely ludicrous that we're allowing an openly Canadian national to have a chance at the White House. If Ted Cruz is eligible for the Presidency he should get off the pulpit his slavish and devoted followers have anointed him to like some kind of messiah and release his full birth certificate into the media at once for through scrutiny! Obama released his long form and short form birth certificates and was born in Hawaii from the start. Cruz's birth certificate will only confirm what we all know. That he's Canadian. A condition that will follow him to his, hopefully very polite, death.
Yep. He was born in Canada. To an US Citizen.
Which Grants him dual citizenship....
Pretty simple stuff.
The doctrine of the blood is under question for U.S. citizenship, even John McCain is not immune to scrutiny, and Cruz just had to renounce his original birth nation's citizenship. Now then. Fetch the birth certificate, you can't prove he's not a Lizardmonkey Illuminati from Canada if you don't.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 18:40:16
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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There is a way to fix that.
Texas annexes Canada. All your delicious maple glazed donuts are belong to us! Your bacon shall be reviled!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 18:46:48
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Frazzled wrote:There is a way to fix that.
Texas annexes Canada. All your delicious maple glazed donuts are belong to us! Your bacon shall be reviled!
Mmmmmm
bacon and maple syrup
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 18:50:51
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Hallowed Canoness
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Frazzled wrote:There is a way to fix that.
Texas annexes Canada. All your delicious maple glazed donuts are belong to us! Your bacon shall be reviled!
We could just take their strategic syrup reserves, all the benefits, none of the Quebecois. (Fun fact: Ted Cruz was raised speaking only French)
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
SoB, IG, SM, SW, Nec, Cus, Tau, FoW Germans, Team Yankee Marines, Battletech Clan Wolf, Mercs
DR:90-SG+M+B+I+Pw40k12+ID+++A+++/are/WD-R+++T(S)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 18:57:24
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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And miss out on the poutine? Barabarian!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 19:17:46
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Sniping Reverend Moira
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I mean, I guess it doesn't bother me either way. All the "Obama was born in Kenya" or whatever stuff I always thought was silly, too.
I'd have no problem electing an Immigrant that became a US citizen either, especially if they were the best candidate.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 20:04:19
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Dakka Veteran
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This isn't suprising to me. America isn't what it used to be.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 20:07:05
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Stubborn Hammerer
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That marine guy, he's not afraid to bravely stand against opinions everyone already ridicules.
No sir. No topic is too sacrosanct for our edgy, resident truthsayer.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 20:46:32
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Blood Angel Captain Wracked with Visions
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I have to agree with Frazz. No poutine, no dice.
Now if we could just have more back bacon instead of the streaky stuff that is prevalent here too
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 20:57:12
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Mutated Chosen Chaos Marine
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Let's see, a candidate with mixed ethnicity (mother an American and father a foreigner), who graduated with high honors from an Ivy League school, with less than a full term in the US senate, can give a good speech, has polar opposite views from the current president, and has seemingly questionable citizenship. Obama and Cruz could make a sci fi series about the a person from one dimension meeting his counterpart from another dimension. The only question is, who gets to wear the goatee.
Someone with photoshopping skills needs to get on that so we can make a decision.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 20:59:38
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Frazzled wrote:There is a way to fix that.
Texas annexes Canada. All your delicious maple glazed donuts are belong to us! Your bacon shall be reviled!
other way around,
canada should/would annex texas.
because we would dare you not to.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 21:01:42
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
over there
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easysauce wrote: Frazzled wrote:There is a way to fix that.
Texas annexes Canada. All your delicious maple glazed donuts are belong to us! Your bacon shall be reviled!
other way around,
canada should/would annex texas.
because we would dare you not to.
No Texan would wait 24 hours for penicillin.
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The west is on its death spiral.
It was a good run. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 21:04:20
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Challenge accepted Canada. We'll meet you behind the 7/11 Monday morning.
Who will win, Canadian bacon vs. TexMex? One poor defenseless moose against the most terrible predators in the galaxy-wiener dogs.
Be afraid Canada. Be afraid.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/04/08 22:16:48
Subject: Conspiracy 2015: Where's The Birth Certificate?
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5th God of Chaos! (Ho-hum)
Curb stomping in the Eye of Terror!
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Dreadclaw69 wrote:
Now if we could just have more back bacon instead of the streaky stuff that is prevalent here too 
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Don't knock that " streaky stuff" man... that's like Ambrosia stuff.
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