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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/07 22:35:29
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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After looking at the dark angels codex and noticing alot of robed figures, a thought popped into my head. Who cleans the robes?
Is it some random captured tau citizen that is taught to say "thank you, come again" while manning a dry cleaning booth, or are the cloths all sent off to the nearest hive world and sent back before the chapter runs out of clean undies (we hope)? or some other means?
So I pose this question to you all, who gets stuck with laundry duty for a marine chapter?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/08 00:31:22
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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Chapter Serfs, generally viewed to be a pretty great job in the imperium if your chapter isn't flesh tears or some equivalent group of mental marines
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/08 05:35:22
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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For Dark Angels all laundry services are done by the Washers in the Dark.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/08 11:28:10
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Dark Angels never wash their robes. They wear the same robe for hundreds of year without ever taking it off. That is why they are called the Dark Angels.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/08 12:49:51
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Death-Dealing Devastator
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nareik wrote:For Dark Angels all laundry services are done by the Washers in the Dark.
It pains me that I can only exalt this once.
I assume it's Chapter Serfs as has been mentioned or the Scouts do it as part of their apprenticeship.
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"We are the Red Sorcerers of Prospero, damned in the eyes of our fellows, and this is to be how our story ends, in betrayal and bloodshed. No...you may find it nobler to suffer your fate, but I will take arms against it." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/08 18:00:29
Subject: Re:The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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The Imperial Guard doesn't have a laundry service, mainly as the average useful lifespan for a Guardsman is less than that of his underwear.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/08 18:45:13
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Soldiers are expected to maintain their own equipment anyway, that's been the case with militaries for a few thousand years so far, I don't expect it is any different 38,000 years in the future.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/09 08:48:59
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Hallowed Canoness
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Psienesis wrote:Soldiers are expected to maintain their own equipment anyway, that's been the case with militaries for a few thousand years so far, I don't expect it is any different 38,000 years in the future.
Nah, Space Marines are more like Knights - they get waited on hand and foot by their serfs (or squires).
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"That time I only loaded the cannon with powder. Next time, I will fill it with jewels and diamonds and they will cut you to shrebbons!" - Nogbad the Bad. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/09 14:37:33
Subject: Re:The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Hierophant wrote:The Imperial Guard doesn't have a laundry service, mainly as the average useful lifespan for a Guardsman is less than that of his underwear.
You know the Imperium recycles all their equipment. All of it.
A guardsmen is less valuable than his underwear.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/09 14:42:39
Subject: Re:The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
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Hierophant wrote:The Imperial Guard doesn't have a laundry service, mainly as the average useful lifespan for a Guardsman is less than that of his underwear.
You jest, but judging from this Forgeworld piece, I'd say it's probably true:
Yes, the Death Korps quartermaster is collecting dead mens clothes. Wonder how many times those have been worn before the bullet hole patches outnumber the original material...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/09 14:43:29
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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Furyou Miko wrote: Psienesis wrote:Soldiers are expected to maintain their own equipment anyway, that's been the case with militaries for a few thousand years so far, I don't expect it is any different 38,000 years in the future.
Nah, Space Marines are more like Knights - they get waited on hand and foot by their serfs (or squires).
They're like knights in the traditional, theoretical sense: their time is better spent training for war than doing menial tasks.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/09 17:36:04
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Seattle
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Furyou Miko wrote: Psienesis wrote:Soldiers are expected to maintain their own equipment anyway, that's been the case with militaries for a few thousand years so far, I don't expect it is any different 38,000 years in the future.
Nah, Space Marines are more like Knights - they get waited on hand and foot by their serfs (or squires).
Meant more IRT the Imperial Guard. Soldiers wash their own uniforms, maintain their own weapons, and perform maintenance operations on their vehicles and the like.
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It is best to be a pessimist. You are usually right and, when you're wrong, you're pleasantly surprised. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/09 17:46:25
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Rogue Daemonhunter fueled by Chaos
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And the knights of the feudal age would probably demand that a page wash his tabard, but would leave sharpening his sword or maintaining the armor to himself.
Space Marines maintain their own equipment, but anything you can do to give them more time for actual Astartes work is a good thing.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2015/09/09 18:58:56
Subject: The Emperor's Cleaning Service?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
The Internet- where men are men, women are men, and kids are undercover cops
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foostick wrote:nareik wrote:For Dark Angels all laundry services are done by the Washers in the Dark.
It pains me that I can only exalt this once.
I'll drink to that.
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Jon Garrett wrote:Perhaps not technically a Marine Chapter anymore, but the Flame Falcons would be pretty creepy to fight.
"Boss, we waz out lookin' for grub when some of them Spice Marines showed up and shot all the lads."
"Right. Well, did you at least use the burnas?"
"We tried, but the gits was already on fire."
"...Kunnin'." |
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