Alpharius wrote:
Your understanding of certain aspects of The Law seems to be...lacking!

Law, shmaw! If a man wants to go into a theater and slap around his salami, then who are you to tell him to stop choking his chicken! That is his private time with his one-eyed trouser snake!
Also, Austin is the party capital of Texas. Not quite Bourbon Street, but definitely not the Mormon Tabernacle!
Go Stros!
Damn.