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2015/09/28 12:55:50
Subject: Man finds spider on car, while pumping gas...and attempts to burn it.
As a child I was bitten by a black widow. I still have the scar. Lets just say I was less enthused with spiders after that. of course, spiders are cute and cudlly compared to their night terror relatives: scorpions.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2015/09/28 13:04:35
Subject: Re:Man finds spider on car, while pumping gas...and attempts to burn it.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
2015/09/28 14:22:21
Subject: Man finds spider on car, while pumping gas...and attempts to burn it.
Last time I seriously dealt with a spider.....terminated with extreme prejudice with 9mm....it was that big....little (mid size car, be a four door next time) SoB came out from the hole right by where I was resting my 4th point of contact.....10 hardcore combat harden Veterans moved at a high rate of speed out from its AO....except for me. I had to buy time for my Brothers and defend my bag of Smartfood Popcorn (white chedder) I did a fighting withdraw. Almost came down to knife vs mandibles but at last my last three rounds found center mass. Pray, spray, and cuss works sometimes
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2015/09/28 17:36:47
Subject: Re:Man finds spider on car, while pumping gas...and attempts to burn it.
Jihadin wrote: Last time I seriously dealt with a spider.....terminated with extreme prejudice with 9mm....it was that big....little (mid size car, be a four door next time) SoB came out from the hole right by where I was resting my 4th point of contact.....10 hardcore combat harden Veterans moved at a high rate of speed out from its AO....except for me. I had to buy time for my Brothers and defend my bag of Smartfood Popcorn (white chedder) I did a fighting withdraw. Almost came down to knife vs mandibles but at last my last three rounds found center mass. Pray, spray, and cuss works sometimes
This story had me laughing. Thank you!
I have a love hate relationship with spiders. They creep me right the hell out but I love their methods of dispatching other insects
