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[Outside the avatar room]

(Badrukk is going to the Avatar Room when Nucleogenic Lifeforms come and kill him. His flash gitz go the opposite direction and the Equinox lands. Marla Gilmore comes out of the Equinox)

Later, with our flash gitz…

FLASH GIT 1: Where to?

FLASH GIT 2: Our respawning stashun. Yeh know, I’m sehprised you can hold yer snazzgun da right way.

(Flash Git 1 slaps 2 across the face)

[Respawning Station-6 hours later]

ORK DOKTOR: Wata! 100 gallonz!

(it is poured into a cauldron with a great splish-splash)

ORK DOKTOR: Sporez!

(spores are thrown in)

FLASH GIT 3: Did anyone remember da rippa?

(muttering)

FLASH GIT 2: We’ll take dat as a no. Any idea wat happened to it?

FLASH GIT 4: I’m bettin' dat squig took it.

FLASH GIT 2: Oh yeah, dat squig.

FLASH GIT 3: Who among us will trek back to da Avatar Room an' get Da Rippa?

FLASH GIT 5: I will.

[Avatar Rom]

(Knock on the door)

MARLA GILMORE: I wonder who that could be.

(Door opens)

FLASH GIT 5: We needz Da Rippa.

MARLA GILMORE: It fell on my head earlier. Here it is!

(it is given to Flash Git 5)

FLASH GIT 5: And is dat Badrukk’s body in da corner?

MARLA GILMORE: Yep. I assume you’ll need that too?

FLASH GIT 5: Keep it. At least, till Badrukk’s back. Good day ta you.
(Door shuts)

GOLD AND BLUE CREATURE: How unsurprising. The crew of the USS Equinox is now helping the orks.

MARLA GILMORE: The git came in asking for Badrukk’s gun, I gave it to him. What’s so wrong with that?

[Respawning Station]
FLASH GIT 5: I got Da Rippa. Some girl named Marla Gilmore had it.

ORK DOK: Put it on da stump next to da cauldron. We needz ta invoke Gork and Mork.

(It is put on the stump)

ALL: Gork and Mork, if ya can hear us, invoke yer spirits upon Badrukk.

(a few minutes later, Badrukk comes out of the cauldron, fully clothed, minus Da Rippa)

BADRUKK: Stupid Nucleogenic Lifeformz.

ORK DOK: Your gun, Kaptin.

(Badrukk takes it)

BADRUKK: Who had it?

ORK DOK: Someone named Marla Gilmore. We were able ta get it back. Are ya ready ta go back to the Avatar Room?

BADRUKK: Sure.

THE END

I like it, nice to see how Badrukk keeps coming back. Now if we could just figure out how TNB doesn't die then we'd be set

 War Kitten wrote:
I like it, nice to see how Badrukk keeps coming back. Now if we could just figure out how TNB doesn't die then we'd be set

I'll leave that for TNB to write.