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If you aren't winning with Harlequins the dice just aren't on your side or you're doing it wrong.

The game was Crusade with 5 objectives.
Harlequins chose to deploy 2nd with +4 to Seize Initiative roll Warlord Trait.

Harlequin Army:
Red Troupe +1 player. 6 Neuro Disruptors. 6 Harlequin Caress. Haywire Grenade. Laughing God's Eye (Warlord)
White Troupe +1 player. 6 Neuro Disruptors. 6 Harlequin Caress. Haywire Grenade
Black Troupe +1 player. 6 Neuro Disruptors. 6 Harlequin Caress. Haywire Grenade
Solitaire Haywire Grenade
Shadowseer P.M. lvl2. Mask of Secrets. Neuro Disruptor. Haywire Grenade
Shadowseer P.M. lvl2. Neuro Disruptor. Haywire Grenade
Shadowseer P.M. lvl2. Neuro Disruptor. Haywire Grenade
Death Jester. Haywire Grenade.
Death Jester. Haywire Grenade.
Death Jester. Haywire Grenade
Skyweavers. 2 Zepherglaives. 2 Haywire Cannons
Skyweavers. 2 Zepherglaives. 2 Haywire Cannons
Voidweaver. +1Voidweaver. 2 Prismatic Cannons
Ran 3 Phantasmancy. 2 S.S. with Veil, Dance of Shadows and Laugh of Sorrows. 1 S.S. with veil, fog of dreams and mirror of minds.

Only 2 mistakes made by orks was closing the distance at the end of round 1 when harlequins receive run and charge starting round2 and
a psychic phase deepstrike that left them unable to charge after the black truck was destroyed and they got out.

The 3 middle of the field mysterious objectives were all sky fire nexus

Harlequins win 18points to ORKS 0 points

Please don't put who won in the thread title. It makes it far less likely people are going to actually read the thread if they already know the outcome of the game.

 the_Armyman wrote:
Please don't put who won in the thread title. It makes it far less likely people are going to actually read the thread if they already know the outcome of the game.

Makes sense,
I was going more for showing Harlequins can win. It seems to be generally agreed upon that Harlequins are garbage (they are even listed in a "worst army" thread)
Fellow clowns have very little battle reports to view as it is that show a standard Masque or C.R. standing alone and winning.
If an 18-0 Quinn win doesn't catch another Quinn players attention then I fully understand why everyone keeps giving them horrible ratings.

http://imgur.com/a/tk3iD Harlequins aren't just playable, they're downright dirty at times if you bring the right combos.

 Blitzen the Solitaire wrote:

 the_Armyman wrote:
Please don't put who won in the thread title. It makes it far less likely people are going to actually read the thread if they already know the outcome of the game.

Makes sense,
I was going more for showing Harlequins can win. It seems to be generally agreed upon that Harlequins are garbage (they are even listed in a "worst army" thread)
Fellow clowns have very little battle reports to view as it is that show a standard Masque or C.R. standing alone and winning.
If an 18-0 Quinn win doesn't catch another Quinn players attention then I fully understand why everyone keeps giving them horrible ratings.

So you think winning a game against orks proves clowns are awesime? Win a game against the top 4 and then we will believe you. ...though gratz on the win, didnt want to sound mean but it seems your jumping the shark a lot.

So you think winning a game against orks proves clowns are awesime? Win a game against the top 4 and then we will believe you. ...though gratz on the win, didnt want to sound mean but it seems your jumping the shark a lot.

Thanks never said awesome, but just not as bad as people lay them out to be is my point. I've got more games lined up for this week including a 12,000 pt. Quinns,Khorne Demon, Iron Snakes VS Tau, S.M., S.M. so I'll post that Battle Report when I get a chance. Looking forward to some anti titan tactics.

Better have you clowns channel their inner mikasa ackerman... cue kick ass music!!!