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Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

Okay if you want to give me one from an actual comic you can. However I wanted to see what you all think are some of the most useless superpowers ever? (Yes I am bored at work).

I actually have a couple:

I have the superpower of being able to tell if a movie is using a fake dinosaur or not.

I can also read my own thoughts!

Here is one that I don't have:

The superpower of being able to charge a cellphone with a touch. The only thing is it has to be inserted 6 inches into your butt and takes approximately the same amount of time that you spend looking at your phone while on the toilet.
   
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Building a blood in water scent

The power of being able to tell if someone's actually read the book, or just seen the movie.

We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".

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Calcium strength.

Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.

"The Omnissiah is my Moderati" 
   
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Night-hearing (think I saw that on the Office).

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Boom! Leman Russ Commander





Princeton, WV

 Nostromodamus wrote:
Calcium strength.

Cookie for anyone who gets the reference.


I don't get the reference, but I am trying to find out what it is.
   
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This seems like a topic better suited for your personal blog or Facebook account.

Good luck!
   
 
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