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PRAISED BE THE EMPEROR!!! THIS DEVICE'S MACHINE SPIRIT HAS BEEN APPEASED! I WILL NOW SHARE MY THOUGHTS WITH THE IMPERIUM!

Greetings Loyal Imperial citizens! I bid good tidings to you, unless you are a filthy xeno/heretic/daemon/mutant/Matt Ward. If you are one of these, please await the arrival of our closes fighting company so you may receive the Emperor's Peace. I SAID PEACE NOT PI- nevermind.

I am sure you are looking upon my postings and asking yourself, "what techmarine did he bribe?" and if you are a lady you are probably also asking yourself "Is he sexy under that helm?" The answer is 'yes'. To both. Yes.

But you may also be asking 'why are you here on this forum?', to which I would normally say is none of your business but I will tell you.

I was looking for a forum for Warhammer 40k. I have to be honest, I got tired of the Facebook pages. They all seemed to devolve into the same 5 'Heresy' memes, and if you ask for any 'real help' for your army or tactics- the basic response is "lol ur army sux get dark angles there the best". Hopefully, here I can find a better discussion.

Welcome to either the best or worst decision you have made online.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Welcome to either the best or worst decision you have made online.

THANK YOU LOYAL COMMISSAR

HOWEVER THIS IS NOT THE WORST DECISION

THERE IS SOME PRINCE OF A PLANET CALLED NIGERIA THAT REQUIRED MY AID

HERETIC STOLE ALL MY THRONES

What the fu....

Welcome to dakka? I guess?

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Greetings Mighty Space Marine!

Now that our connection has been established, where are the toasters we were promised?

Bless the Omnissiah!

The toasters have been requisitioned by the Buttery Commissariat. For... Reasons.

I am absolutely a real commissar, and this is my hat. Verification is not required.

 taemu_touhi wrote:


Greetings Mighty Space Marine!

Now that our connection has been established, where are the toasters we were promised?

Bless the Omnissiah!

GREETINGS TECH-PRIEST AND LOYAL SERVANT OF THE IMPERIUM

I HAVE ALLOCATED FROM THE MUNITIORUM ONE SMALL BREAD TOASTER

HOWEVER IT LACKS THE ABILITY TO EJECT THE TOAST

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS

Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Lorgar Aurelian?

 Ashiraya wrote:
Excuse me Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Lorgar Aurelian?

WHY OF COURSE I DO

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING?

Oh good, another bald and streaming lump of yellow.
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