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 NinthMusketeer wrote:
God forbid the sci-fi scenario is real and these people come back as flesh-hungry zombies! Society could not deal with 20 non-contagious zombies!



They could make a TV show about them, it would be better acting then 99% of what is on TV now a days.
   
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Canterbury

oh FFS



.we're now programming them to stab people huh ?




The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

 reds8n wrote:
oh FFS



.we're now programming them to stab people huh ?





And the steps progressing towards Nexus 6 replicants continues.
   
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Bryan Ansell





Birmingham, UK

 BigWaaagh wrote:
 reds8n wrote:
oh FFS



.we're now programming them to stab people huh ?





And the steps progressing towards Nexus 6 replicants continues.


There will be tears in the rain all bloody right!

Just thought of Chappie as well, 'sending people to sleep' after a good old shanking!

To be fair though this generation of stabbing machines appears to have a fatal flaw...Just stand behind it.
   
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Hyperspace

Still not afraid of them until they learn to aim missiles on their own volition. The Computers are Benevolent.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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Nashville, TN

Please tell me the robots name is an acronym spelling ROBERTO.


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"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.

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GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up.


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http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150512-bird-grows-face-of-dinosaur?ocid=twert



https://twitter.com/BBCEarth/status/850574036736389120


--note the phrasing ;" Scientists accidentally grew a chicken with the face of a dinosaur.."

..accidentally eh ?


...hmmm ....

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury





That's exactly what I'd expect someone making a Terminator to say...

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

...Well, feth. Got me there.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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Canterbury

..also :


if this robot is being sent into space why are we "training" it to shoot then eh ?



The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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 reds8n wrote:
if this robot is being sent into space why are we "training" it to shoot then eh ?

Squats. It's been retconned that is how they were killed off.

 
   
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New Orleans, LA

 reds8n wrote:
..also :


if this robot is being sent into space why are we "training" it to shoot then eh ?




I'm stuck on that same question.

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They're expecting xenomorphs.
   
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Canterbury

Note how in less than 2 weeks they've gone from being trained to use knives to being trained with firearms.


we're doomed.


The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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Upstate, New York

 reds8n wrote:
Note how in less than 2 weeks they've gone from being trained to use knives to being trained with firearms.


we're doomed.



Next step is a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.

   
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 reds8n wrote:
Note how in less than 2 weeks they've gone from being trained to use knives to being trained with firearms.


we're doomed.



I think we thoroughly deserve it, at this point I'm more than happy to give the robots a go. Come on AI, time for a quiet revolution. Or indeed any sort.
   
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Canterbury

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/amazon-alexa-echo-speaker-music-how-to-control-hamburg-germany-police-oliver-haberstroh-a8048771.html



A man says Amazon’s AI assistant threw its own “party” at his flat in the early hours of the morning, forcing the police to intervene.

Oliver Haberstroh, who lives in Hamburg, says his Alexa-enabled speaker started playing music at full-blast in the early hours of the morning, when nobody was at home to control it.

Police had to break into his sixth-floor flat in order to investigate the disturbance, which was reported to them by Mr Haberstroh’s neighbours.

The voice-controlled speaker started playing music between 1:50am and 3am. Mr Haberstroh says he was on a night out at the time.

After returning home to find a new lock on his door, he visited the police station and was given the corresponding set of keys and an invoice.

“While I was relaxed and enjoying a beer, Alexa managed on her own, without command and without me using my mobile phone, to switch on at full volume and have her own party in my apartment,” he wrote on Facebook.

“She decided to have it at a very inconvenient time, between 1.50am and 3.00am. My neighbours called the police.”

Amazon, which has offered to cover Mr Haberstroh’s bill, claims Alexa didn’t malfunction, but was "remotely activated".

“Working directly with the customer, we have identified the reason for the incident,” the company told the Inquirer.

“Echo was remotely activated and the volume increased through the customer's third party mobile music-streaming app.

“Although the Alexa cloud service worked flawlessly, Amazon has offered the customer to cover the cost for the incident.”




Never expected the robot uprising to begin over a dance party, but there we have it.

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in jp
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Somewhere in south-central England.

You should have been a better student of the works of German electronica pioneers Kraftwerk.

The Robots

We're charging our battery
And now we're full of energy
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots
We are the robots

We're functioning automatic
And we are dancing mechanic

The same message appears in consideration of the android-like Showroom Dummies.

We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies

We start to move
And we break the glass

We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies

We step out
And take a walk through the city

We are showroom dummies
We are showroom dummies

We go into a club
And there we start to dance

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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Canterbury

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbSnlshAGL3/?taken-by=onegianthand

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
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Seneca Nation of Indians

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/4713921/sex-robot-creator-sergi-santos-says-people-will-marry-his-creations-within-the-next-20-years-and-claims-hes-worked-out-how-to-have-a-baby-with-one/


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West Yorkshire, England

 reds8n wrote:
..also :


if this robot is being sent into space why are we "training" it to shoot then eh ?


Have you never seen the movie Armageddon? If we ever need to blow up an asteroid heading towards Earth, we'll need miniguns!

"The 75mm gun is firing. The 37mm gun is firing, but is traversed round the wrong way. The Browning is jammed. I am saying "Driver, advance." and the driver, who can't hear me, is reversing. And as I look over the top of the turret and see twelve enemy tanks fifty yards away, someone hands me a cheese sandwich." 
   
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Seneca Nation of Indians

 reds8n wrote:
..also :


if this robot is being sent into space why are we "training" it to shoot then eh ?




I find it far more disturbing that we're also training robots to have sex. See above.

Not only will they kill us now, but they're going to do kinky gak to us before they do it.


Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
 
   
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Anti-piracy Officer






Somewhere in south-central England.

Well, perhaps there are some compensations to AI.

I'm writing a load of fiction. My latest story starts here... This is the index of all the stories...

We're not very big on official rules. Rules lead to people looking for loopholes. What's here is about it. 
   
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The Great State of Texas

 reds8n wrote:
..also :


if this robot is being sent into space why are we "training" it to shoot then eh ?




Same reason the F-35 is really a Veritech Fighter...

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Sex and murder.

Glad to see humanity is passing on it's most beloved activities to the new robot userpers.

"The Omnissiah is my Moderati" 
   
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On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!

 BaronIveagh wrote:
 reds8n wrote:
..also :


if this robot is being sent into space why are we "training" it to shoot then eh ?




I find it far more disturbing that we're also training robots to have sex. See above.

Not only will they kill us now, but they're going to do kinky gak to us before they do it.


Oh, I don't know. I sort of see that as a silver lining!
   
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Nashville, TN

YOU ROBOSEXUAL ABOMINATION!!!!


jk

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Proverbs 18:2

"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.

 warboss wrote:

GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up.


Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.

EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.

Don't mess with the Blade and Bolter! 
   
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Dublin, Ireland


Next step is a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.


"Hey, just what ya see Pal!".

Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be

By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.

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 Ratius wrote:

Next step is a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range.


"Hey, just what ya see Pal!".


I think getting a plasma rifle is more likely than a full-auto uzi over the counter with no paperwork in california.

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