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Five times a day United States Marines must face towards Quantico, VA and pray to The one true god, Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, and General Mattis is his Prophet.





The Word of Chesty.

1. I am General Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, the Lord thy Marine. There shall be no other Marines before Me (Maybe Mattis....maybe)

2. Thou shalt be no other images of Me out of Uniform.

3. Thou shalt not mention My Name in vain, or thee wilt visage the Ninja Punch!

4. Remember thy 96 Sabbath. Honor it with multitudes of drinking and laying with Driftwood maidens.

5. Honor thy Mother and Father: your DI and M4.

6. Thou shall have a plan to kill everything within sight, if needed.

7. Thou shalt not trust Jody with thy partner.

8. Thou shalt not steal Valor from Marine. If 't be true thee witness, record that gent being no more brain than stone and post on social media.

9. Though shalt not bear Blue Falcon on thy Brothers and Sisters.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy Brother's/Sister's possessions, even with POA.

SIDE NOTE: All of imagery and the ten commandments joke are directly taken from "Terminallance"

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Totally agree. Your heart my belong to Jesus, but your soul belongs to Chesty.

Please do not adjust your dosage on your own. Always consult with a physician first.

Well gak Vern my old man could have told you that as he regaled you with tales of evading religiously motivated bandits in Algiers, the joy of Corsair engines, or his favorite technique to throw recalcitrant recruits down a flight of stairs in a footlocker or other motivational techniques he used.

 Breotan wrote:
Please do not adjust your dosage on your own. Always consult with a physician first.

Agreed, please consult your dealer before upping your dosage.

Also, bring enough for the whole class.

Well, I guess the USMC is going to esperience some very extreme budget cuts.

You know, because of that separation of church and state clause somewhere (maybe in your constitution? It's where that kind of things usually go). Can't have a non-confessional state fund a religion.

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