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Hey yalls, what is the most broken, abusive, or generally evil list that you can possible create with any army.

Preferable, the lists that are no fun for anyone, lists that make a casual wargamer cry, lists that haunt the dreams of warhammer 40k community members.

Thank you!
Cheers!
~Mikey

 gummyofallbears wrote:
Hey yalls, what is the most broken, abusive, or generally evil list that you can possible create with any army.

Preferable, the lists that are no fun for anyone, lists that make a casual wargamer cry, lists that haunt the dreams of warhammer 40k community members.

Thank you!
Cheers!
~Mikey

Take creed and alpharius in the same list spend spare points on bane blades confirmed win

Take creed and alpharius in the same list spend spare points on bane blades confirmed win

Points? Creed don't do points he takes YOUR OPPONENTS points and adds them to his stockpile

A revenant titan with an actual leaf-blower attached to it. Turn it on and watch models fly off the table.

 Zimko wrote:
A revenant titan with an actual leaf-blower attached to it. Turn it on and watch models fly off the table.

Plus creed

Creed can't do that anymore, can he.

Can we use FW in our lists? Around what point value is this for?

A rubber mallet in a carrying case? Say you will deploy second then smash your opponent's models. They are about the size of an IK.

Or at least that is a personal nightmare.

 gnome_idea_what wrote:
Creed can't do that anymore, can he.

Can we use FW in our lists? Around what point value is this for?

How dare you undermine creed heretic


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Sqauwky wrote:

Take creed and alpharius in the same list spend spare points on bane blades confirmed win

Points? Creed don't do points he takes YOUR OPPONENTS points and adds them to his stockpile

tru

Five wraithknights.

I've actually been considering using my models as ammo for a slingshot and just shooting them at my opponent, although I have run into a few complications. I think it's just my brain mixing up game systems though, because I know you can definitely do that in AOS.

Jokes aside, everything allowed. No holds barred, gloves off. I want a list that will make children cry. It sounds mean but I am curious who is the biggest sadist on this forum.

 gummyofallbears wrote:
I've actually been considering using my models as ammo for a slingshot and just shooting them at my opponent, although I have run into a few complications. I think it's just my brain mixing up game systems though, because I know you can definitely do that in AOS.

Jokes aside, everything allowed. No holds barred, gloves off. I want a list that will make children cry. It sounds mean but I am curious who is the biggest sadist on this forum.

Play skaven in aos

I believe the last tourney winner list from LVO (some big ITC tourney at least) was an all Eldar Warp Spiders list basically. That would be enough to make most people at least wince hard.

Otherwise for me personally it would have to be White Scar battle company that has Khan as the warlord and includes the psyker with hunter's eye artifact attached to a unit of grav cents. Throw in a librarius conclave for feths and giggles.


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Oh yeah, almost forgot to mention Wolfstar with Ravenwing combined with Libby conclave. The current Death Star of Death Stars.

3 Imperial Knights in 1 unit (Specific Detachment/Formation)

Tiggy and 2 Friends (Libby Conclave)

3 Heralds (Space Wolf Formation)
-Iron Priest, Rune Priest, Wolf Priest joined as 1 unit, loss of IC)

Heralds protect Libbies. Libbies roll for Phase Form.

Heralds provide a reroll to see who deploys first and seizes on a 5+. If the Knights buff up and go first, you win. If not, the game gets slightly harder but there aren't much lists out there that can hurt 13/13/13 4++ from across the table.

ig with a bunch of wyverns placed behind a skyshield that is covered in quad launchers and lascannon heavy weapons teams. Add coteaz to give them ld10 and free shots at anyone who tries to deepstrike in to deal with that mess. ally in a couple of knights to deal with whatever else your opponent has.

A Court of the Archon can be a single 10 pt UrGhul. Run 100-200 of those.

Run a mass gretchin list. Nothing but as many gretchin as you can fit in, with a big mek for the HQ tax.

Take your movement phases slowly and carefully, precisely measuing the movement of each model to ensure it is exactly 6".

Just run 5 imperial knights.

Few armies are equipped to handle a full knight army.