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2016/10/29 10:28:50
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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I am going to build a Kngiht Titan! It will be the biggeest and greates Knight ever build. And I tell you, Tau are going to pay for it. Now, we do not win anymore, we cannot afford to be the stupid Imperium anymore. The Damocles Gulf Crusade - It was a Disaster. I tell you follks, this wont continue if... WHEN I am in charge. Tyranid genestealers are pouring into the Imperium it is terrible. The Severan Dominate trade deal it was a total disaster. I will bring back jobs, I've employed thousands and thousands guardsmen in my past, I will bring jobs! One month ago at one of my rallies a Blood Raven came to me, I tell you have great Blood Ravens friends and Recently Gabriel Angelos endorsed me. And this Blood Raven told me "Aurelia is a mess, chaos cultists are bombing and shelling", you see folks it is horrible we just don't win anymore. We cannot afford 4 more years of 13th Black Crusade, We are going to make the Imperium great again!
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2016/10/29 11:15:31
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
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Lol...
I'm not sure if this get locked but this made me laugh!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/10/29 12:12:32
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Well if it gets locked there are some bad news about my sense of humor :( It's either offensive or no body gets it :(
But nobody respects Sisters of Battle more than I do!!!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2016/10/29 12:14:47
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2016/10/29 18:58:04
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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We will build a wall.
A great wall, a wall chaos will pay for. We wall off the eye of terror. Wall off abaddon, wall off the cahos who want our souls.
The greatest wall since Dorn built the palace!
The wall of trump!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/10/29 19:40:19
Subject: Re:If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Stormin' Stompa
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But which High Lord would he be? I was thinking Speaker for the Chartist Captains.
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2016/10/29 19:41:56
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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This thread is better suited for the 40K Discussion forum.
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2016/10/29 20:11:35
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Kapuskasing, ON
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At least it satisfies the grimdark setting.
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2016/10/30 00:16:55
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 DalinCriid wrote:Well if it gets locked there are some bad news about my sense of humor :( It's either offensive or no body gets it :(
But nobody respects Sisters of Battle more than I do!!!
No, no, it's neither. It's just needlessly spammy and generally unneeded.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2016/10/30 00:42:50
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 Verviedi wrote:
No, no, it's neither. It's just needlessly spammy and generally unneeded.
Harsh? You and I may not find it funny, but others will find it entertaining and of value. It's hardly anything along the lines of true spam or needless discussion/statements.
G.A
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2016/10/30 00:47:38
Subject: Re:If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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 Mr Nobody wrote:But which High Lord would he be? I was thinking Speaker for the Chartist Captains.
Probbly representing rogue traders....
Seems to fit.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/10/30 07:01:36
Subject: Re:If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
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 jhe90 wrote: Mr Nobody wrote:But which High Lord would he be? I was thinking Speaker for the Chartist Captains.
Probbly representing rogue traders....
Seems to fit.
Nah, Rogue Traders are essentially libertarians in space. Gary Johnson would be all over that, except he can't name a single xenos leader he admires.
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2016/10/30 07:10:09
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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What I have seen from the US election campaign is that Trump seems to have no clue whatsoever when it comes to politics. Dont involve him in anything you are doing.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a " " I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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2016/10/30 07:19:10
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Those damn Squats are stealing our jobs!
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2016/10/30 17:57:24
Subject: Re:If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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The grand master of the officio assassinorum would do his duty..
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2016/10/30 18:13:51
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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 wuestenfux wrote:What I have seen from the US election campaign is that Trump seems to have no clue whatsoever when it comes to politics. Dont involve him in anything you are doing.
This is actually precisely why people are supporting him; because he's not a politician.
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2016/10/30 22:15:18
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
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"We're Gonna Build a Wall Around the Eye of Terror AND MAKE CHAOS PAY FOR IT"
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2016/10/30 23:47:40
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Don t forget hillarys vox scandal when she was high amabasador to uktramar sector...
Using a private vox transponder. Got cleared by arbrates, but there being tricked I'm telling ya!
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/10/30 23:50:51
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Jovial Plaguebearer of Nurgle
London, UK
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If Hillary was a High Lord of Terra:
'Die for the Emperor'
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2016/10/31 00:00:28
Subject: Re:If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Powerful Spawning Champion
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What if Donald Trump was a Tyranid hive fleet? What then?
I mean, really, what then?
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2016/10/31 06:13:07
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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XT-1984 wrote:If Hillary was a High Lord of Terra:
'Die for the Emperor'
Hillary would be a SoB, while Trump would be a Chaos warlord.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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2016/10/31 06:35:44
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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Actually, Trump would be an Imperial Governor of a planet about to succumb to heresy. Focused on keeping the outside threat from getting in while stoking the internal threat to kill us all.
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2016/10/31 07:01:12
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Who's Trump
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2016/10/31 07:14:46
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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 Elbows wrote: wuestenfux wrote:What I have seen from the US election campaign is that Trump seems to have no clue whatsoever when it comes to politics. Dont involve him in anything you are doing.
This is actually precisely why people are supporting him; because he's not a politician.
Off topic: Voted for Trump. Can confirm.
On topic:
"Our Imperium is dying! Big league, big league! Our emporer is a decaying corpse. Our Astartes legions are a pale shadow of what they used to be. The Imperial Guard is outstretched and overrun. WE ARE LOSING! Big league! Big league! I alone can fix things. I will make the Imperium strong again. I will make the Imperium safe again. I WILL MAKE THE IMPERIUM GREAT AGAIN!
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And by the way. Those other CROOKED HIGH LORDS? I will appoint a special Inquisition task force to bring them to account for their corruption. I will put them in prison!"
Meanwhile, the entire planet Terra would echo with great shouts of approbation and applause.
"LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP! LOCK THEM UP!"
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2016/10/31 07:23:11
Subject: Re:If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Mutating Changebringer
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Seems even my hobbies are now tainted with political stupidity. Is nothing sacred? 
Seeing this tread ruined my night. 
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2016/10/31 08:01:21
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Khorne Veteran Marine with Chain-Axe
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Trump for president is the only choice since Hillary is tainted by chaos and their rape cults and everyone seems to be totally fine with it.
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2016/10/31 08:02:37
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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 Brutallica wrote:Trump for president is the only choice since Hillary is tainted by chaos and their rape cults and everyone seems to be totally fine with it.
But isn't Trump Alpharius?
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2016/10/31 08:03:40
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Powerful Spawning Champion
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A small species of stick insect found only in Peru.
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2016/10/31 08:08:22
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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 koooaei wrote: Brutallica wrote:Trump for president is the only choice since Hillary is tainted by chaos and their rape cults and everyone seems to be totally fine with it.
But isn't Trump Alpharius?
"I am Alpharius."
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2016/10/31 11:58:04
Subject: Re:If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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2016/10/31 14:34:01
Subject: If Donald Trump was a High Lord of Terra candidate.
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Blood-Drenched Death Company Marine
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koooaei wrote:Who's Trump
The guy Putin voted for.
Traditio wrote:Off topic: Voted for Trump. Can confirm.
I don't think anyone is surprise by that.
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