Heard Any Good Jokes Lately?

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**Nevelon**

Cyel wrote:
Are puns the only jokes nowadays? No situational comedy whatsoever? Absurdism maybe?

They say puns are the lowest form of comedy. But sausage jokes are the wurst.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Situationally comedy you say??

Eh! Eh! EH LISTEN, LISTEN! Eh! Listen! Eh, eh!

D’you remember white dog turds? D’you? Remember? D’you remember dog turds? Eh? White ones? D’you remember, eh? Eh? Remember white Dog Turds? Back in the nineteen eiiiiighties? D’you remember that?

They’re all dead now, breaks yer ‘eart.

D’you remember broken ‘earts because something from the past is in the past? Eh? Eh? D’you remember? Break yet ‘eart, dunnit.

This post is sponsored by the Peter Kaye Remebrance Society.

D’you remember Peter Kaye? Eh? Remember ‘im? Fat lad, northern. Did stand up? You remember, don’t you madam? Eh, eh? He’d stand on t’stage, remembering things! Eeeeee ‘e were a laugh, eh?

Better than that Michale McIntyre, eh? Oh I see you know sir! Eh? Eh? Remember ‘im? ‘Ed just stand on stage noticing things and wobbling ‘is ‘ead!

WOT WUR WE THINKIN’????

**Lathe Biosas**

....and in other news...

Horrible Star Wars Jokes:

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What do you call a pirate droid?

Arr-2 D2.

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Why is Yoda such a good gardener?

Because he has a green thumb.

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And why can’t you count on him to pick up the tab?

Because he’s always a little short.

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What do you get if you cross a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?

Mango Fett.

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How does Wicket get around Endor?

Ewoks

Feel free to add your own jokes... because I have a near endless supply of Jokes... and I haven't even started on bar jokes.