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2026/01/04 00:32:40
Subject: Is slow again.
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Hey. All slowed down again.
920,000 Guests. Keelhauling the forum. Arrrr!
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2026/01/04 00:36:27
Subject: Is slow again.
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Morally-Flexible Malleus Hearing Whispers
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Hmmmm.
There appears to be nine of me here.
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 BorderCountess wrote:Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
"Vulkan: There will be no Rad or Phosphex in my legion. We shall fight wars humanely. Some things should be left in the dark age."
"Ferrus: Oh cool, when are you going to stop burning people to death?"
"Vulkan: I do not understand the question."
– A conversation between the X and XVIII Primarchs
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2026/01/04 00:49:12
Subject: Is slow again.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That's not far off the forums biggest membership load of 1,157,655 users on 2025/03/24
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2026/01/04 00:54:02
Subject: Is slow again.
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Fixture of Dakka
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I thought it was just me as other internet sites were running slow too. But yeah 950,000 "users".
Overread wrote:That's not far off the forums biggest membership load of 1,157,655 users on 2025/03/24
There's always a small part of me that wants to see that record broken. 
Lathe Biosas wrote:Hmmmm.
There appears to be nine of me here.
Do we really need nine of you? 
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2026/01/04 01:27:46
Subject: Re:Is slow again.
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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A few other users also showing up multiple times.
Grabbed a screen shot in case it’s settled by the time the mods and Lego start looking into it,
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2026/01/04 14:08:48
Subject: Is slow again.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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NEW RECORD SET!
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2026/01/04 14:21:10
Subject: Re:Is slow again.
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Fixture of Dakka
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Currently sitting a smidge over 1.6 million. So beat the previous record by 450,000. Not a bad effort scraper bots. Automatically Appended Next Post: As an aside, we currently have 3 Kid_Kyoto's online. Maybe now that he's been cloned, we can tackle the gallery? 
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2026/01/04 14:38:04
Subject: Is slow again.
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Guard Heavy Weapon Crewman
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If that screenshot was taken at 01:25 UK time, I'm surprised I'm listed as a "connected user". I would've been asleep in bed and the laptop was turned off.
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40k returnee (originally played 1987-1995). Also loves The Old World, Space Hulk, and Dark Future.
2500 pts Imperial Guard 40k 1st Ed. (repairing/repainting)
1500 pts Orks 40k 1st Ed. (in progress)
1500 pts Bretonnians TOW
1500 pts Skaven TOW (in progress) |
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2026/01/04 15:45:30
Subject: Is slow again.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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Oh, so that is why it's taking 10-15 seconds to load each page.
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2026/01/04 16:50:33
Subject: Is slow again.
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[ADMIN]
Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well at least we know what the new server can take now! I've given it a kick and I'll start the IP bans if we get another wave!
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Check out our new, fully plastic tabletop wargame - Maelstrom's Edge, made by Dakka!
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2026/01/04 19:11:22
Subject: Is slow again.
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[DCM]
Tzeentch's Fan Girl
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 Snrub wrote:
Lathe Biosas wrote:Hmmmm.
There appears to be nine of me here.
Do we really need nine of you?
Given his secret connection to Tzeentch? Yes.
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She/Her
"There are no problems that cannot be solved with cannons." - Chief Engineer Boris Krauss of Nuln
  
LatheBiosas wrote:I have such a difficult time hitting my opponents... setting them on fire seems so much simpler.
Kid_Kyoto wrote:"Don't be a dick" and "This is a family wargame" are good rules of thumb.
DR:80S++G++M--B+IPwhfb01#+D+++A+++/fWD258R++T(D)DM+++
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2026/01/04 23:39:44
Subject: Is slow again.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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 legoburner wrote:Well at least we know what the new server can take now! I've given it a kick and I'll start the IP bans if we get another wave!
Blessed be legoburner's potion of speed!
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2026/02/21 13:43:30
Subject: Is slow again.
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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There've been some outages, I'll let Lego speak to them, but the line "banned 3 million IPs" was used.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2026/02/21 16:01:20
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2026/02/21 20:03:08
Subject: Is slow again.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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You banned a whole country?!
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