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I have been playin with this idea for a while now and decided to post it to see what Yall think.
for those of you who dont know what i mean by unglued: if any of you have played magic the gathering and know about the unglued edition, thats what i wanna do with this.
for those who have never played MTG.. think of unglued units as unorthodox, unofficial, units that are more for jokes than for practicality.

So without further adiou, I present you with my first unglued unit... the Ork brewer.

Ork Brewer

The Brewer has always been an important part in ork society. With the invention of the funnel, quick and easy access has made ork brew a possibility on the battlefield. The Ork brewer is no different than any other ork, with the exception of a white apron and a keg strapped to its back. This keg comes complete with a beer funnel. This makes it possible for Ork Boys in his mob to take a swig at their leasure.

These effects last as long as the Ork players turn.

An Ork boy may become an Ork Brewer for +10 pts.
An Ork brewer is equipped with the following:
• ‘eavy armour
• Da Ork keg (replaces ranged weapon)
• Choppa

At the start of the players turn, a mob of boys attached to an Ork brewer may have the option to take a swig of his brew. To show the affects of this, roll 1d6. The number rolled correlates with the following table.




D6
1-2 "Dark liker makes me angroi!" The boyz get to drink some ork dark liker (prounced as licker) , and recieve the stubborn special rule.
3-4 "*hic* watz waz we doin againz?" The boyz are too drunk and may not move this round, but can still fight normally.
5 watch wat happenz when I mixez it wit flamey bitz!" The brewer lights the funnel, turning his keg into a flame spewing weapon with the stats listed at the bottom.
6 shes gonna blowz!' The brewer explodes, killing him and possibly anyone within a normal blast marker radius.


Name Range Strength Ap Type
Flaming Brew template 4 5 assault 1

If yall got any ideas on how to improve this unit, please lemme know, and if yall have unglued units of your own, please post them.

I thought that was what Apocalypse Datasheets were for...

I mean, c'mon - "The Lost and the Damned"??? LOL!

I like!

Very orky.