How to Kill a Carnifex...

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**Crazy_Carnifex**

Q: How do IG Kill a Carnifex?

A: Walk into its mouth and hope that it chokes.

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

Throw it a big steak, but throw it in the general direction of the firing-line.

Or, feed it some burnt toast.

**kirsanth**

Lose a whole planet and wait for the rippers to eat the carnifex?

**Cheese Elemental**

I like burnt toast.

Set a Drop Bear on it.
Feed it vegemite to liquidise it.

**Elnicko5**

Chuck Norris could handle it.

**KingCracker**

pssh, i think the only thing in the world that could make chuck crap his pants is the bullet ant *shivers*
hmm... how DOES a human wetting himself kill a carnifex? Id say prey to god that JUST before it eats you, it dies of old age

**Nofasse 'Eadhunta**

A hungry Carnifex approaches and roars at you, what do you do?

A) Roar back
B) Run away
C) Do the Hokey-Pokey

**KingCracker**

well supposedly if you roar at a hungry bear itll run off. personally I wouldnt attempt that ina billion years. BUT seeing as bears arnt carnifexes.... Id do the hokey pokey and hope that the thing just gets to puzzled to want to eat me

"THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!" * que reading rainbow sound*

**Belphegor**

a pair of melta-bombs wrapped in fresh Iyanden

**karlfranz**

as you said bears and carnifeii arnt the same, dont play dead like youre supposed to to a bear!!!

**Frazzled**

Laugh in glee and drop kick that puppy across the field goal of life. After all, the biggest carnifex I've seen is what, three inches tall? I've seen tarantulas bigger than that.

Failing that, get one of the local neighborhood cats to come get it. Hours of fur for the cat, better than catnip.

**Xav**

Yeh but warhammer can hurt, im always getting pocked by the spikes of my terminators.

**Gen. Lee Losing**

Kill a Carnie? Simple! Re-write the codex! Rasie the points cost, reduce it's statline (with options to 'upgrade' to previous statline'), and make bad artwork on the cover of the next codex.

The carnifex I knew died a long time ago...

**Xav**

I think the first canifex finaly became crazy and was introduced to the first Trynid mental home for the unkilling when it failed to kill chaplin cassius.

**P4NC4K3**

For IG? one word, Pesticide

**Xav**

Well maybe the crazy robot santa from futurama, or documents on Peace.

**Dreadwinter**

Suggest to GW that it may be OP and unfair.

or

Beat a GW Employee with one.

**Altanis**

How to kill a Carny with IG? hmmmmmm...... Solve it in the way that the IG are know for.... Sending endless waves of redshirts at it before have the only dude in your army with a name one shot it with a Krak Missle

**Orkeosaurus**

Fire lascannons and plasma guns at it.

What?

**HellsGuardian316**

Get a IG soldier to sit down with the Carnifex and tell him about "how bottle tops are made" until it either falls asleep where you can then kill it, or dies of boredom

(seriously! there was actually a documentary about bottle tops I swear! I mean, WTF?)

**viney**

Rat poison in cheese on a trap. Placed next to wall behind the refrigerator.

**KingCracker**

yea GW minis are KILLERS! I let my son play with an old school metal chaos termy once.... and naturally it ended up on the soft spot of my FOOT! you want lots of blood and gore, step on one of those

**Crazy_Carnifex**

Run a 'Russ at it. The resulting explosion should kill it.

**Xav**

And suddenly santa flys down on his slay and shouts "i hate you canifex by the time i make toys for the guard, you kill them all!" then he starts hiting him with his sack.

**Crazy_Carnifex**

Run a Slay at it only to realize (To late) that it is really a Sleigh, and the 'Fex is now eating the Horses (Or Reindeer).

**Scrap-miester**

Carnifex PWND. Or, with a powerfist! I've seen and heard of IG powerfists do AMAZING things, like destroy a tank-shocking Eldar Falcon in a death or glory move! Unfortunatly, how a fex kills you is variable, so here are some options...

1. Carnifex eats you: bring a satchel or two full of grenades with you, and pull a few pins on your way in!
2. Carnifex tears you asunder: keep a squad full of plasma/melta-gunners twenty-feet behind you, they will make excellent use of the time the fex took to rend you apart.
3. Carnifex tramples you: Utilize your under-powered IG Powerfist to crush its legs, OR rip out its "groin" to disable its legs, OR crush its neck while it gorges you.

Regardless, the IG's sacrifice is worth taking out a single fex, which often kills double-digits worth of guardsmen before it falls.

-MANRIC

**Arctik_Firangi**

Drop a squad of Fire Dragons WITHIN 12 INCHES (13" doesn't work for some reason.)

That was rather embarrassing.

**ungulateman**

Arctik_Firangi wrote:Drop a squad of Fire Dragons WITHIN 12 INCHES (13" doesn't work for some reason.)

That was rather embarrassing.

And who says Eldar are hard to play?

10Eldarareeasys

**UsdiThunder**

Douse a nearby Monolith with BBQ sauce and ring the dinner bell. The situation should hopefully sort itself out.

**TheUndeadLenin**

Ig use a special tank called El Gigante. It shoots baneblades out of its main gun