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2009/01/28 03:26:14
Subject: just for fun- In Soviet Imperium...
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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...planets cleanse Space Marines!
I know its an old joke, but I think its worth anatha' go. What can you come up with?
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2009/01/28 03:41:34
Subject: just for fun- In Soviet Imperium...
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[DCM]
Sentient OverBear
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...old memes kill you!!
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DQ:70S++G+++M+B++I+Pw40k94+ID+++A++/sWD178R+++T(I)DM+++
Trust me, no matter what damage they have the potential to do, single-shot weapons always flatter to deceive in 40k. Rule #1
- BBAP
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2009/01/28 04:42:36
Subject: just for fun- In Soviet Imperium...
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Waaagh goes "orks."
Things eat tyranids.
Metal is made of necrons.
Hm. This is lacking.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/01/28 04:47:25
Subject: just for fun- In Soviet Imperium...
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Fresh-Faced New User
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In Soviet Imperium, heretics burn you.
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 ~1850 Codex astartes custom
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 2,000 pure Deathwing
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2009/01/28 05:14:14
Subject: just for fun- In Soviet Imperium...
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Waaagh goes "orks."
Things eat tyranids.
Metal is made of necrons.
Hm. This is lacking.
...Lacking is this. Hm.
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It's better to simply be an idiot, as no one can call you on it here. -H.B.M.C.
Cap'n Gordino's instant grammar guide:
"This is TOO expensive." "I'm going TO the store, TO get some stuff."
"That is THEIR stuff." "THEY'RE crappy converters."
"I put it over THERE." "I'll go to the store THEN."
"He knows better THAN that." "This is NEW." "Most players KNEW that." |
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2009/01/28 07:38:59
Subject: just for fun- In Soviet Imperium...
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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...The Emperor worships you!
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2009/01/28 09:55:12
Subject: just for fun- In Soviet Imperium...
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Foul Dwimmerlaik
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In Soviet Imperium, Tavarishch, GW pays the proletariat to use their models for glorious victory against capitalist bourgeoisie.
Also, In Soviet Imperium, we do not eat this part of dog...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/01/28 09:58:56
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2009/01/28 16:00:25
Subject: just for fun- In Soviet Imperium...
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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DFK! wrote:In Soviet Imperium, heretics burn you.
...don't they do that already?
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