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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29000214/

Gentlemen, horrible crimes are being committed right under our nose. I have bolded the most horrible aspect of this atrocious crime. Please won't someone stop this? for the children!!!

Toilet torcher on the loose in San Francisco
Investigators are puzzled by wave of potty pyromania
The Associated Press
updated 3:03 p.m. CT, Tues., Feb. 3, 2009
SAN FRANCISCO - Construction workers are anxious and investigators are puzzled. Someone has been sending San Francisco's portable toilets up in flames in a wave of potty pyromania.

"It's an outrage," said Scott Johnson, a 57-year-old contractor who has been working on apartment building renovations on Russian Hill, the elegant neighborhood that is home to famously crooked Lombard Street and has had most of the fires.

Since November, at least 20 of the ubiquitous construction site toilets have been set afire in the city, creating a trail of malodorous wreckage and causing an estimated $50,000 in property damage, according to fire officials.

Most fires set at night
Investigators have little to go on. Most of the fires have been set at night, although one portable potty burst into flames during a recent afternoon.

"Somebody's getting very bold," said Fire Department Lt. Mindy Talmadge. It's not unheard of for vandals to strike the portable restrooms but "this is unusual," she said.

Contractors have been trying to foil the attacks by securing or camouflaging their industrial outhouses. A walk around Russian Hill last week found almost none of the familiar bright blue toilets, save for one lashed to a large metal trash bin and another tucked discreetly behind folds of black material.

Theories vary on who is responsible.

"Kids would be my guess," said Johnson.

Restroom arson claims units
Alex Rodriguez, president of Concord-based Far West Sanitation & Storage Containers, thinks whoever is doing it is motivated by the thrill of lawlessness, "trying to play catch-and-seek with the police." His company has lost a couple of units to the restroom arson.


The loss of a portable toilet can amount to several hundred dollars.

Plus, there is the unenviable job of cleaning up a disgusting mess, and there is the threat that a fire could spread.

"It kind of worries me and worries everybody that I talk to," Rodriguez said. "These people, I don't think they're criminals, but they are kind of out of their minds to do that."


Copyright 2009 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29000214/

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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Ah yes.

Toilet Vandalism.

Police report they have nothing to go on.

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The Great State of Texas

(rimshot)

ta da bum!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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The Great State of Texas

(rimshot)

Ta da bum!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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I worked on a project in Cambridge, Ohio a few years ago over the winter. Kids stole the porta-john over the weekend. Loaded it upright into the bed of a pickup, two kids in the back, two in the cab. Passed a deputy coming the other way on the county road. Driver speeds up, goes around a curve too fast, portajohn tips out. The try to get away by driving down a dead-end road. Deputy got two on the spot, other two escaped and were given up by their buddies (and I think for one of them, the truck's registration). It was a slow news day on Monday, made the local radio news. iirc, there was a comment from the journalist that "It is suspected that alcohol was involved." Really? I think you'd have to be drunk to steal a portajohn. And what would you do with it if you got away? All I can picture is Joy from My Name is Earl and 'adding on' a new bathroom that's a portajohn off the back door. Wrap heating tape around the seat for winter usage.

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Somewhere in south-central England.

Perhaps someone smoked a [English slang for a cigarette], and it all got out of hand?

Am I allowed to say that here?

Apparently not.

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A relative of mind commited the first crime on Orkney or Shetland (I think it was Shetland) when he got pissed and pinched a JCB for a Joyride!

Also as an interesting side note to do with the law, I am distantly related to the first Policeman to be shot in Edinburgh. How cool is that?

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The Great State of Texas

Cool.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
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It's a lot cooler if it was a non-lethal gunshot wound.

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Springhurst, VIC, Australia

Cool

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Houston Texas

Heh... this reminds me of how one of my uncles gave his resignation to a job one time. He was working construction back when he was young and irresponsible and decided doing something else was more important than going to work so he asked for some time off. He didn't get it so he decided to quit. but he decided to say that he quit by waiting till his boss went into the portajohn to drop a load. While boss is dropping said load my uncle sneaks up and tips the portajohn on its' side with the door then leaves to never show up for said job again. He said he could hear the guy furiously screaming while he left.

Yeah... my uncle is/was an A hole...

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terra

lol. like that one. At least he didn't light it on fire, though.


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It's a crapocalypse of craptacular craportions!

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Forever alone

At least they're being torched and not rigged to backfire. That happened here once.

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So...the vandals love the smell of burning methane and would rather cook human waste than rob a liquor store?

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