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2009/02/17 01:11:14
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Battleship Captain
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Game: You and a band of surviors try to survive in a zombie wasteland.
Reality: You would kill each other in five seconds.
Game: You can take a ball of acid to the face.
Reality: You'd run around screaming "Oh god my face!!! My f***ing face!"
Game: You get the crap beat out of you by some juicin' maniac. You pump him with enough shells, he goes down.
Reality:"CONGRESS! HE'S USING PERFOMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS!"
Post yours.
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2009/02/17 01:17:19
Subject: Re:Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Wrack Sufferer
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Game: You flee the city from zombies in various ways.
IRL: You hunker down in a secure area and wait for rescue slowly going insane.
Game: You take pills and immediately feel fine.
IRL: You take pills and freak out that they aren't working an hour later. Then you are as high as a kite becuase you took an entire bottle.
Game: Zombies fast
IRL: Zombies slow
Game: Zombies go down fast
IRL: Zombies take a lot to kill, if no head shots are taken
Game: First aid kits heal you
IRL: First aid kits might patch up your scrapes, but your just waiting to be killed now
Game: You save your friends a lot
IRL: Your too busy running to help them
Game: There are guns everywhere
IRL: The only thing you have is a baseball bat and a dinky pistol
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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2009/02/17 02:24:52
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Rampaging Carnifex
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Game:Zombies Punch you until you stop breathing and then wander off.
IRL(ironically enough):Zombies bite you and tear off hunks of flesh at a time as they eat you alive.
If the loads of zombies in Left 4 Dead were actual cannibal zombies then the game would be over very quickly.
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Dakka. You need more of it. No exceptions.
You ask me for an evil hamburger. I hand you a raccoon.-Captain Gordino
What are you talking about? They're Space Marines, which are heroic. They need to be able to do all the heroic stuff. They fight aliens and don't afraid of anything. -Orkeosarus
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2009/02/17 02:50:27
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Game: Your team is invincible in the corner while meleeing.
RL: Your team is eaten in the corner because there's nowhere to run.
Game: Idiot dies because he separates from the group to kill the smoker and gets pounced.
Real life: Idiot dies because he separates from the group.
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2009/02/18 00:31:49
Subject: Re:Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Battleship Captain
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Game: One hot chick, who just so happens to be very good with a pistol
Reality: Any chick looks good after weeks of decayed walking corpeses trying to kill you.
Game: Nobody makes a move on the chick.
Reality: The biker dude thinks he can take out the old guy, and the I.T dude will just stand by, so he trys it with Zoey, who doesn't like, he trys to kill her, not expecting quiet nerd guy to shoot him, because, despite being a doctor "His stupidity was terminal."
Game: We all suddenly know how to use military and police issue weapons.
Reality: We shoot ourselves in the foot.
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2009/02/18 00:32:47
Subject: Re:Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Battleship Captain
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Game: Idiot AI heal you, preventing you from running away from the tank.
Reality: Every MAN FOR HIMSELF!!
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2009/02/18 05:54:16
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
Standing right behind you...
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Game: Zombies exist.
Real life: Zombies do not exist.
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'I once tried to kill the World's Greatest Lover...but then I realized there were laws against suicide,' Sideshow Bob. |
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2009/02/18 14:55:41
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Battleship Captain
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!? wrote:Game: Zombies exist.
Real life: Zombies do not exist.
John McCain. You can not be that old, and not be a zombie!
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2009/02/18 17:25:01
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Wrack Sufferer
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!? wrote:Game: Zombies exist.
Real life: Zombies do not exist.
Not yet son... not yet.
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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2009/02/18 19:49:49
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Game: People constantly spam "Pillz Here!" every five seconds for the entire game round after round.
Real Life: I duct Tape the hobo to a car and set off the alarm.
Game: I only have access to 8 weapons
Real Life: I have over 80 to choose from
Game: Military overrun
Real Life: National Guard nowhere to be found dumping the load on Active Duty to pick up the slack.
Game: No zombie Kids
Real Life: Little Zombie Susie adds a whole new meaning to the term ankle biter.
Game: No Katanas (THANK GOD!!!)
Real Life: Lots of chewed up bodies next to unbloodied Kats.
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2009/02/18 19:53:30
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Fireknife Shas'el
A bizarre array of focusing mirrors and lenses turning my phrases into even more accurate clones of
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WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS WARHAMS
2009, Year of the Dog
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2009/02/19 00:39:09
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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LoL... How the hell did I forget that one Stonefox?? lol...
Excuse me while I kick my own arse.
I hate the Fanboi Cult following that think that the ZSG is THE holy bible when it comes to the zeds.
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2009/02/20 00:43:59
Subject: Re:Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Battleship Captain
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Game: Zoey is pretty good looking.
Reality: Have fun repopulating the human race with Francis and Louis. Bill's too old. 
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2009/02/20 22:28:34
Subject: Re:Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Battleship Captain
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Game: No Epic fails.
Reality: Lot more epic fails, but you can't use the internet to find them.
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2009/02/21 05:05:59
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Game: stay in safe room and everything will be fine.
Reality: Bill cooked 2 alram chili and there is no toliet in the safe room. 
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"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
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2009/02/22 02:12:11
Subject: Re:Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Battleship Captain
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Game: You never had a girlfriend.
Reality: Suddnely your hot sh*t cause you got a gun and know how to use it.
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2009/03/30 22:56:04
Subject: Re:Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Battleship Captain
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Game: No zombie dogs.
Real Life: "Jetta, why are you growling at me? i fed you some scavenged dog food earlier. Jetta?....... Hmmmm."
"Growl."
"OH GOD! MY NECK! MY DAMN NECK! ARRGHHH!"
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2009/03/31 02:11:51
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Charging Wild Rider
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GAME: It's ok to pretend to be a girl.
IRL: Not so much.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/03/31 02:12:00
And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2009/03/31 02:22:30
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Game: People think it's good.
Reality: WTF, this game is terrible.
Seriously. I don't get why people like it.
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2009/03/31 02:30:08
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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jp400 wrote:LoL... How the hell did I forget that one Stonefox?? lol...
Excuse me while I kick my own arse.
I hate the Fanboi Cult following that think that the ZSG is THE holy bible when it comes to the zeds.
I thought I was the only one! Thank the Lord others see sense!
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2009/03/31 02:34:23
Subject: Re:Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Regular Dakkanaut
Currently Assigned To Bloodthirsters Catulan Reaver Squad
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Typeline wrote:
Game: Zombies fast
IRL: Zombies slow
Game: Zombies go down fast
IRL: Zombies take a lot to kill, if no head shots are taken
Zombies in real life eh......?
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I am out of touch with it, last time I played we had squats, trikes, ratlings and robots....
Dreadnoughts had twin bolters mounted on the back of there hands, Guardsmen carried Lascannons and Heavy Bolters on their shoulders and sentinels has Assault cannons...
Ahhh so many fond memories, So many dead eldar.....
    
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warpcrafter wrote:
Done it, it didn't end well, but it was really fun.
halonachos wrote:
One of my friends has said: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, that lemonade is going to suck." |
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2009/03/31 02:35:42
Subject: Re:Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Regular Dakkanaut
Currently Assigned To Bloodthirsters Catulan Reaver Squad
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Real Life In The Zoo After Zombie Gets Funky With Seal
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I am out of touch with it, last time I played we had squats, trikes, ratlings and robots....
Dreadnoughts had twin bolters mounted on the back of there hands, Guardsmen carried Lascannons and Heavy Bolters on their shoulders and sentinels has Assault cannons...
Ahhh so many fond memories, So many dead eldar.....
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/233624.page <--- Bloodthirster Needs You Sign Up
warpcrafter wrote:
Done it, it didn't end well, but it was really fun.
halonachos wrote:
One of my friends has said: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But unless life also gives you sugar and water, that lemonade is going to suck." |
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2009/03/31 15:22:51
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Game: You are a solid, steely mass of courageous flesh as you pump undead whoes full of lead.
RL: You run screaming, trip over a zombified Cat, graze your elbow and sob. The undead whoes eat you.
sA
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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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2009/03/31 18:54:17
Subject: Left 4 Dead: Game and Reality
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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IG- Only 4 people are alive from an entire city.
Reality- More than 4 people survive.
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