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Just tuned into BBC1, and there is a nature programme on about swarms.

I have just seen trees full of Birds *BLOWN UP*

That was the coolest thing I have ever seen. I like to imagine the Farmers plotting the depopulating attack (tens of thousands, annihilated in the blink of an eye) hiding behind a bush, keeking out and sniggering before detonating.

As my Teenage Role Model Beavis might say.....

HhehehehemmmmheheheeWHOA!

And now, it's about swarms of Fishes being scared by motorboat engines....so scared the daft buggers jump out the water. Apparently up to 200 can simaltaneously poop themselves. And weighing up to 40lbs they can do serious damage.

Nature can be reallt stupid.

That reminds me of my days watching predator documentaries. Nowadays, I get my daily dose of violence from Mortal Kombat, because the rest of the family seems to own the satellite box.

I HAVE always wanted to blow stuff up though. Like on Mythbusters, which is basically an excuse to blow up cars and rubber dummies.

And now, some nutcase can communicate with Bees (he's an entynologist) by sciencing himself to appear as the Queen.

The Bee's then go and protect him.

Screw you Batfink, his Bee's are like a shield of Bee's

Now I want a Bee Suit to go blowing up Trees and Tweety Birds.

Someday, I want to go hunting Texans. They're the only prey that can fight back against guns.

How the hell do you blow up an entire tree full of birds at the same time? Must have been like one of those fuel-air bombs. I would love to see that. I accidentally blew up a little dog with a giant bottle rocket when I was a kid, and parts of it went a hundred yards in every direction. Unfortunately, that was before consumer video cameras.

For the explosion, think Apocalypse Now...whole tree line!

It's not very hard to blow up a big tree, you know. A few grams of plastic explosives or nitroglycerin goes a long way.

Lots and lots in this.

Funniest bit was the camera view of the branches with these odd sort of lumps still stuck to them.

Tweet flipping Tweet, y'lirrul git!