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heres the deal, i want to compile a sort of book much like ones you would find
in the schola progenum.
so what i want is for the fellow dakites(dakkens,dakkoffs?) to help me.
basically i want you to submit a page for this book and hopefully we will have a
text book of info at some point of course ill get the ball rolling with page 1


page 1
land based assualt is one of the finest forms of war for a general to give his time
to master. a good general must understand the forms of war fare as they will be explained.
first and foremost lead from the front. do not command your men to do something
you yourself are not prepared to do. examples of this are
you are ordering your men to 'go over the wire' you must be the first over.
in the following pages i will detail the differnent terrain and the nature of
indivindual units such as weapon teams,scouts,snipers etc etc.

Precepts of the Schola Progenium(Dakka Branch)

1. Thou shalt make use of the items known of as 'Capital Letters'.
2. Thou shalt refer to thyself as a 'Dakkaite'.
3. Thou shalt not request other members to write a book for thineself.

If thou art obedient to these precepts, much respect and honour from thou's associates will be thine reward.

Ketara wrote:Precepts of the Schola Progenium(Dakka Branch)

1. Thou shalt make use of the items known of as 'Capital Letters'.
2. Thou shalt refer to thyself as a 'Dakkaite'.
3. Thou shalt not request other members to write a book for thineself.

If thou art obedient to these precepts, much respect and honour from thou's associates will be thine reward.

4. You shall refrain from saying thou
5. If you say Thou, Stoutstump the Kitten Eater will punch you in the junk
6. Punctuation is not mandatory

5. Please be intelligible. We strongly encourage proper punctuation, spelling, grammar and composition, but if we can't understand you, we'll ignore you.

Ketara wrote:

5. Please be intelligible. We strongly encourage proper punctuation, spelling, grammar and composition, but if we can't understand you, we'll ignore you.

*sigh* You ruin all my fun, you know that? *goes to his corner to pout*

Hey, you have good grammar, so you pass.

Ketara wrote:Hey, you have good grammar, so you pass.

Huzzah! Wheres my cookie?

Zid wrote:

Ketara wrote:Hey, you have good grammar, so you pass.

Huzzah! Wheres my cookie?

In my left hand pocket. Go on, dig around a bit. Don't be afraid

7: By the glory of the Emperor, thou must start all thy rules with "By the glory of the Emperor", lest ye be declared guilty of HERESY!

8. By the Glory of the Emperor, thou must be a devoted member of the Church of Turtle Pie!

9. By the glory of the Emperor, thou must ne'er speak of Turtle Pie, Squad Broken, Litko Aerosystems, or The Bhlak and Whyte Spehss Mehreen on a Bhlak and Whyte Bhike.

CULTIST CHAN!!!!!!!!

10: By the glory of the Emperor, thou shall refrain from posting irrelevant crappy pictures without first posting a law starting with "By the glory of the Emperor".

11.WAAAGH!

Rawr death to the Imperium.

well in all seriousness. Why not this "She may be beautiful but she may be a daemonette".

By the glory of the Emperor, this thread has been slain.

304098: By the glory of the Emperor, Thou... OMG no Stoutstump the Kitten Eater, stay away oh god no don't stay away ahhhhhh. *high pitched voice* never say thou... AH DAMN IT.

This thread seems to have become unserious, so I'll lock it.

Feel free to start another Schola Progenorum thread if you want.