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2010/02/10 04:19:31
Subject: What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
then the Emperor's will would take control of the hive mind through sheer will lol
I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches.
2010/02/10 05:47:19
Subject: What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
2010/02/10 06:46:51
Subject: Re:What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
i had to think what would happen if he pressed the wrong button
I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches.
2010/02/10 06:47:33
Subject: What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
itd be hard as the throne is about the size of a titan
I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches.
2010/02/10 07:22:22
Subject: What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
and magically all the nids fall under the command of the Emperors armies and a new faction is added the imperial tyranis fists
fall 2011 marines riding carnifexs
trygons with lascannons which spawn scouts
termagaunts with power weapons and power fists
hormagaunts with assault cannons and heavy bolters
Lysander now packs bone swords
and all other raaces get wiped in 32.45 seconds flat
and all of the imperials play paint ball so they don't get bored
I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches.
2010/02/10 20:25:00
Subject: What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
I hadn't really thought of big E circumventing the hive mind, that's amusing.
I hadn't gotten past the E-class carnifex...
I think the 'nids would be shooting lightning out of their eyeballs while walking on water while turning said water to wine... oh, wait... that's jesus.
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2010/02/11 03:17:01
Subject: What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
Zio wrote:
I think the 'nids would be shooting lightning out of their eyeballs while walking on water while turning said water to wine... oh, wait... that's jesus.
Yeah, the Emperor. What's your point?
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2010/02/11 03:22:56
Subject: What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
At Alpharius it means eaten by nids to use their genes. Think Homer Simpson eating a donut.
Automatically Appended Next Post: I guess it is also the noise they make while doing the eating or whatever they do to get the genes.
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2010/02/11 19:42:29
Subject: What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
Say, "om nom nom nom nom" and tell me it doesn't make you think of eating! =)
Good point about chaos I suppose. Do 'nids obsorb psyker abilities? They don't seem to. I'm sure they've gobbled up at least 1 alpha-level psyker at some point.
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2010/02/12 02:48:28
Subject: Re:What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
yeah but id say the emperor is quite abit more powerful than a alpha (and extremely strong willed) you try staying on a toliet for 10 thousand years lol
I wish my lawn was emo...
Then it would cut itself.
In the end, SoB are uppity female canines who enjoy their faith in the emperor so much, I'd say they themselves are no longer truly human. They've given up normal life in exchange to become bolter-bitches.
2010/02/13 01:57:49
Subject: What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
It's a good thought, that the Emprah's considerable will might actually interfere with the hive mind. I'm thinking about running some fluff, and the thought came up.
With orks, even too many is not enough!
2010/02/13 02:02:09
Subject: What if the Emprah was om nom'd by the 'nids...
I think the 'nids would be shooting lightning out of their eyeballs while walking on water while turning said water to wine... oh, wait... that's jesus.
Lol when did Jesus shoot lighting out of his eyeballs i really need to start reading the bible. And the question is what if the nids ate Chuck Norris then the universe has a real problem Carnifiexs doing round house kicks think about .
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