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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/14 19:24:33
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau
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I don't know if anyone has tried but the LoL patch today is really messed up. Have been in que dodge hell for about 25 minutes because the champ menu in select keeps glitching for people so they que dodge out. The glitch itself isn't that bad but its effect makes the game practically unplayable because you can't get into a game.
Anyone else experiencing this?
EDIT: Finally got into a game XD
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/14 19:32:29
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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5th Edition.
No, but seriously, all of MW2's patches. They barely did anything.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/14 20:00:57
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Krazed Killa Kan
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There is that famous patch (i forget the game) that had as one of its 'bugfixes':
"player is now able to move left"
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/14 20:18:50
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Screaming Banshee
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Skyrim had a patch for PC that capped its RAM usage at 2gb.
That angered many basement dwellers.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 02:25:03
Subject: Re:The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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That LoL patch irritated me a bit, but it was fine in the end and I got my daily IP.
And what is it with Shaco/Sivir players?
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 02:57:36
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Nihilistic Necron Lord
The best State-Texas
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Worst Patch ever? probably the NGE for SWG.
Should just switch over to HoN guys
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 03:07:49
Subject: Re:The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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Apparently the community over there is even worse than LoLs.
And that, my good sir, is terrifying.
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Prestor Jon wrote:Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 03:13:16
Subject: Re:The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Veteran ORC
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I personally am just waiting for DOTA 2, in all honesty.
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I've never feared Death or Dying. I've only feared never Trying. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 03:41:02
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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The "community" for dull overhyped terri-awful 2 is likely to be even worse than that of LoL or HoN.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 03:48:51
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Lady of the Lake
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Yep, take the most elitist of both LoL and HoN then put them in the same place...
The only good thing is they can't actually reach through the monitor and stab you for not being their idea of good...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 03:57:36
Subject: Re:The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Nihilistic Necron Lord
The best State-Texas
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MrDwhitey wrote:Apparently the community over there is even worse than LoLs.
And that, my good sir, is terrifying.
Why don't you give it a shot, and see for yourself? It's free afterall!
Personally, I think the community has really calmed down from the way it used to be. It used to be REALLY bad, back when it attracted all the Dota Elite players. Now that the F2P (And an improved Report a player function) has been around, the community seems to have settled down a bit. There is still flaming, but it doesn't seem near as bad as it used to be.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 11:39:26
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Lady of the Lake
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It doesn't seem to have too much of the initial LoL hand holding though. The community made me give up on HoN and it's sort of getting there with LoL too...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 11:51:22
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Melissia wrote:The "community" for dull overhyped terri-awful 2 is likely to be even worse than that of LoL or HoN.
Oh come on Mel!
At least star-crap made some kind of sense, put more thought into your insults
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 12:14:27
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Infiltrating Broodlord
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one of the many for the MMORPG Horizons but my least favorite is when they fixed the bug where you could log onto multiple characters from the same account.
it was fun to have a bunch of your friends leveling all of your characters at once.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 14:56:22
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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corpsesarefun wrote:Melissia wrote:The "community" for dull overhyped terri-awful 2 is likely to be even worse than that of LoL or HoN. Oh come on Mel! At least star-crap made some kind of sense, put more thought into your insults 
Bah, I was talking about DotA 2, in case the acronym wasn't obvious. Emphasized in the quote for easy reference.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 15:02:15
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Hangin' with Gork & Mork
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I recall a patch for BF2 that doubled the load times (at least) while fixing almost nothing.
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Amidst the mists and coldest frosts he thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 15:07:39
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
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Ever played BF3? In beta people had disconnects, performance issues, glitches, bullets that autokill you (basically like UT instagib gun) and the famous long neck monster. Release had even more disconnects, punk buster kicks and even worse performance (with gakkier graphics and destruction). 1.1. Well I don't how first patch was because the game stopped working entirenly "BF3.exe has stopped responding" Back to Karkand allows me to play after almost 2 months. I can play with even less performance with end rounds crashes, disconnects every 2 mins and lots of bsods DICE: "Nailed it"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/02/15 15:08:01
Every time I hear "in my opinion" or "just my opinion" makes me want to strangle a puppy. People use their opinions as a shield that other poeple can't critisize and that is bs.
If you can't defend or won't defend your opinion then that "opinion" is bs. Stop trying to tip-toe and defend what you believe in. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 15:09:40
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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The LoL patch was undoubtedly the worst I've seen in some time.
How does the free to play function on Heroes of NEwerth? Do you get access to everybody, a set stable of champions, or does it rotate like LoL?
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/15 15:16:12
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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Anyone ever play Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare survival in multiplayer??
Wins my worst patch ever award for exactly this reason:
pre-patch, survival was a game of time. The zombies only ever got marginally stronger, but many more came, and there were no overpowered special zombies. The aim of the game was to kill an amount of zombies before a timer ran out. Every time you filled that quota, a box of ammo would come down. This time would always get smaller, until eventually you wouldn't fill your quota and ammo would stop spawning.
At this point, survivors would get on a roof, and headshot zombies, as it was always an instakill to the head. You would spend your last few precious rounds taking pot shots into an ever growing horde around the base of your building. Arms were reaching up and the dread of what was about to come ever loomed upon you. When the last round had been spent, the surviving players would hurl themselves into the zombies, melee weapons in hand, for one final, epic last stand.
But, a small amount of the community, assumably made up 100% of Call of Duty players, who were too worried about their non existent KDR, refused to jump into the horde, thus never allowing the game to end, and no one receiving their end of round bonus XP.
So Rockstar patched it. So that spitters shot dynamite the moment you failed to fill your kill quota. You'd be dead within seconds. Totally ruined the experience.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/16 12:44:22
Subject: The Worst Patch in Gaming History
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Newbie Black Templar Neophyte
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Some patches out their are ridiculous. It will say a big patch is coming.... yeh sure they made the animation of firebolt look a little less likt a guy trying to take a gak.... you sometime have to live with it and troll it
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