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I hope this isn't such a bad topic all things considered.

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Well jeez to start I'd say I had a good friend that is now currently away for a while and for the most part he was good except he would crack his neck and in such a disgusting way that I could swear he was breaking it. This happened generally once every day he was in the car with me.

Another thing is a friend that was talking to me while he was taking a sh*t and I was also in the bathroom. I think I was washing my hands or something but it was just weird in general.

Not sure how many people do it but it also annoys the crap out of me when somebody puts toilet paper going under. It's supposed to go over you rebellious toilet paper weirdos !!!

It should be like this lO--l and not like this Ol---l. The 'O' is the roll of toilet paper, the first line is the end of the toilet paper and the remaining is the bar going to the wall.

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I have some more but I think i'll need to think of some better ones I've experienced before posting again. Anyway what are all of you guys' experiences?

Wife will either, on a consistent basis, leave a fresh roll of TP sitting on top of the spent roll (as in, doesn't take the 10 seconds to pop the old roll off, and put the new roll on), OR she'll install the fresh roll... upside down

I'm a stay at home dad, NOT Mr. Mom. Call me that and I scoop your eyes out with a melonballer

The guy on the other side of the cube wall from me sounds like he's sloppily fellating a cucumber. Constantly. It's about the grossest thing I've ever heard, and I can't tell what he's actually doing over there to generate the noises I hear. Part of me just doesn't want to know.

My brother.
Day 1 - says he is going to bulk
Day 5 - says he is in a "brain fog" from too many carbs
Day 6- says he is going keto
Day 10 - says he has no energy and is eating carbs again
Day 14- repeat the cycle

Everyone in my family does this, but Im talking and they change the topic in the middle of it.
This also annoys me, my mom and my aunt will yell and talk at 4 in the morning when im sleeping.

 daedalus wrote:
The guy on the other side of the cube wall from me sounds like he's sloppily fellating a cucumber. Constantly. It's about the grossest thing I've ever heard, and I can't tell what he's actually doing over there to generate the noises I hear. Part of me just doesn't want to know.

Buy him a cucumber and see what happens? Or leave one in a box propped up by a stick, ACME style