 Orc by Demidov
Rukfang heard the raucous din of his boyz even before he ascended the cliff edge.
Some of them were barking out challenges, but most others he could tell were complaining. Complaining that there was no fighting. He even thought he began to hear the start of a squabble between his own ladz. I'll make 'em stop dere stupid yapping, he thought.
As he finished his climb, Rukfang saw the morning break onto the world around him. Sunlight was pouring onto the pass below, covering the grey slate of the mountains in streaking bands of red. Snow changed from white to orange, and the thick green of pines could be seen below shuffling against one another in the morning breeze. Up here the wind was thin and chilly. As far as the eye could see, the world was a palette of wood and stone. Off to the distance a river glittered and sparkled, giving the mountains and their basin a picturesque view. The Grey Mountains welcomed the cool morning with a rare splendor few ever see.
But Rukfang wasn't concerned about none of that.
Instead the big Orc pushed his way through and shifted his gaze down below to the gorge where a mass of mangled human bodies was being assembled by some of his boyz. Even at this height, he could see that flies were already hovering over the corpses, circling like hungry buzzards eager for a meal. Rukfang couldn't blame them. The 'umies tasted good enough when cooked right. And plenty more would be coming up the pass today, he knew. The small barrow of bodies before him were a simple scouting party, patrolling for any signs of Rukfang and his mob. There were. The bite of his boyz' choppas proved that. He allowed a few of the 'umies to survive in order to run back to their boss to bring more men. Some of his boyz protested against it, but after a few cracked heads Rukfang knocked some sense into them. He told them by letting a few 'umies go more would come to give him and his boyz a better fight. So he made the ladz pile up the corpses to make sure they could find them nice and easy. And now they were waiting, until the rest of the force came marching through the narrow gorge.
While Rukfang was appreciating his work, the noise of his ladz continued behind him. The boyz were getting antsy, he could tell. The electricity in the air didn't feel like the typical Orcish energy he was so used to during a battle. The scouts hadn't proved much of a good fight, it was true enough. So they were itching for something to sink their choppas into. And Rukfang was determined to do just that.
A repugnant voice shouted from within the throng, "Hey Boss, when'z we gunna get a real fight? I'z tired a pickin' on weak 'uns. I'm lookin' fer a real bashin'! You promised us plenty a killin' Boss!"
Grotrut. Even his name started to fill Rukfang with bile. The lad had been on his chops for too long he thought. The loudmouth Orc was still considered an outsider to Rukfang, a member of some assimilated mob whose name was long forgotten to the Warboss, and one who incessantly got on his nerves. On multiple occasions Rukfang simply wanted to silence him for good. Suddenly he got an idea. A way to get his boyz' attentions. Twisting his face into a curdled snarl Rukfang whirled to his back, spotted the indignant Orc, and with his bare strength alone lifted him off his feet and sent him flying over the cliff. Grotrut's snarls and curses could be heard all the way down, until there was no sound save a small plop letting all the ladz know that he reached the bottom, adding to the pile of dead men. With a primal command, Rukfang leaped upon a small boulder and bellowed to his boyz.
"All right ladz, lissen up! Dem 'umies will be 'eadin up dis way any second now. So we needs ta get behind dat wall of dead'uns to give the live ones a real nice surprise see? Now I'z don't want any squabblin' between boyz until after da fightin' is over. Iz dat clear? It's da 'umies we wanna kill, not us. An' if any one of you ladz thinks udderwise, you'z more dan welcome to challenge me."
Rukfang noticed a few boyz stiffening up, wary of Grotrut's fate becoming their own should they disagree. But there were still others who weren't quite in his sway yet. Thinking for a moment, he appealed to his boyz' other side.
"Oh, and ooeva' brings me da most 'eadz gets first picks of any loot dey want, after me."
A loud Waaagh! was heard in reply. It was a pleasing sound. Rukfang could always count on his boyz' greed. Choice picks after the Boss was always a enticing bribe. Satisfied that his ladz were behind him, Rukfang began his way back down to the gorge. He couldn't help but to feel proud of himself: not only did he get his boyz in line without having to crack skulls, but he also was able to rid himself of Grotrut all in one. The grin he wore from that thought carried with him all the way to the bottom.
Rukfang was an Orc of little patience. A good head taller than the rest of his mob his temper was as big as himself, and well known to the rest of his boyz. Rukfang did not tolerate the incessant infighting that his race possessed, and often cracked skulls at the slightest scrap. Regardless, his boyz followed him with an ambitious zeal. Their Boss' victories simply overpowered his deadly recompenses. Over the past few years Rukfang led his mob up through the Badlands to the Grey Mountains, looting and pillaging as they saw fit. As their successes grew, so did the size of their warband. More and more daily became tied to his wanton cause of destruction and pillage. Rukfang didn't mind. More boyz was good boyz in his opinion. But it seemed to Rukfang that for every decent lad who came over to his cause, there were two others who just caused trouble. Like Grotrut. Rukfang hated that.
He approached the growing wall of bodies before him. It wasn't high enough for his liking. Rukfang grumbled in discontent. He wanted that wall up, and soon.
"Work faster at dat wall, ladz! Dem 'umies will be ere soon, and I'z ain't about to not welcome dem good an' proppa!"
Snagbak stopped in his work. "Dis stuff is Gobbo work, Boss. We needs ta be fightin', not stackin' up dead 'umies. You sure dis plan'll work?"
Rukfang decided to ignore the fact that Snagbak questioned his motives. Instead of killing the lad, he bashed Snagbak's head against the rock face instead. "Dat's fer questionin' me," Rukfang said.
"Right...sorry Boss, I ferget you'z da one wid all da planz. Me and da udder boyz jus' wanted ta know da reason fer stackin' dese dead 'uns so high."
Rukfang couldn't really beat Snagbak for that. It would be helpful for his boyz to know just exactly his plan was for the fight ahead, otherwise they might ruin the whole thing. "It's so dat we can stand behind dis ere wall and then when da 'umies come walkin' up we'z burst out an' go straight fer da killin'. Dem 'umies iz bound ta be bringin' dere shooty weapons, an' I'z don't like dem. So we build da wall ta give 'em a good surprise."
The strategy hit his boyz a moment later, and all seemed to approve. As his boyz continued to resume their work, Rukfang walked around to wait behind his rising wall of cadavers.
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