Going to dump any songs I've mangled here.
The Day the Emperor Died (The Day the Music Died)
40,000 years ago
I can still remember how that game used to make me smile
And if I had my 1 in 6 chance
That I could make those harlequins dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while
But M.42 made me shiver
With every codex they'd deliver
Bad news on the internet
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about how GW had lied
But something touched me deep inside
The day the Emperor died
So bye-bye, rolling handfuls of dice
Drove my Russ to the bunker, but the guardsmen had died
And them good ork boys drinkin' squig juice and rye
Singing "Dis'll be the day dat dey die
Dis'll be the day dat dey die"
Did you write the army book of love
And do you have faith in the Emperor above
If the Imperial Truth tells you so?
Now do you believe in Khorne and Tzeentch
Can Slaanesh eat that Eldar soul
And can you teach Nurgle how to stop that stench?
Well, I know that you just rolled a one
'Cause I saw you hide it under your thumb
You flicked dice 'round the room
Some beer'll get rid of that gloom
I was a lonely teenage wargame buck
With a pink marine and an old ork truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the Emperor died
I started singin' bye-bye, rolling handfuls of dice
Drove my Russ to the bunker, but the guardsmen had died
And them good ork boys drinkin' squig juice and rye
Singing "Dis'll be the day dat dey die
Dis'll be the day dat dey die"
Now for 10,000 years we've been on our own
The Emperor sits still on his golden throne
But that's not how it used to be
When Cegorach sang for Kharne and Doombreed
In a coat he borrowed from Ursarkar Creed
And a voice that came from you and me
Oh, and while Kharne was having fun
Cegorach stole his plasma gun
Silence fell on the Hive
No one got out alive
And while Lorgar read a book on Marks
A noise marine practiced in the park
And we heard dirge casters in the dark
The day the Emperor died
We were singin' bye-bye, rolling handfuls of dice
Drove my Russ to the bunker, but the guardsmen had died
And them good ork boys drinkin' squig juice and rye
Singing "Dis'll be the day dat dey die
Dis'll be the day dat dey die"
Horus Heresy in a distant age
The Seraphim flew off a White Dwarf page
Eight miles high and deep striking fast
A drop pod landed on the grass
The players argued if it had one HP less
With Cegorach watching and having a blast
Now the game had gone to late afternoon
While the sergeants played a martial tune
The Masque got up to dance
Oh, but a Warp Quake split her pants
'Cause the players tried to table the field
TFG refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the Emperor died?
We started singin' bye-bye, rolling handfuls of dice
Drove my Russ to the bunker, but the guardsmen had died
And them good ork boys drinkin' squig juice and rye
Singing "Dis'll be the day dat dey die
Dis'll be the day dat dey die"
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A lonely hulk, lost in space
With no time left to start again
So come on, gamer be nimble, gamer be quick
Gamer get out that red whacking stick
'Cause focused fire was the devil's only friend
Oh, and I watched him on the tourney stage
My paint brushes clenched in fists of rage
His grey seer on a screaming bell
Won that Golden Demon as well
And as the screamers flanked on the right
With shorter stands to block line of sight
I saw Tzeentch laughing with delight
The day the Emperor died
He was singin' bye-bye, rolling handfuls of dice
Drove my Russ to the bunker, but the guardsmen had died
And them good ork boys drinkin' squig juice and rye
Singing "Dis'll be the day dat dey die
Dis'll be the day dat dey die"
I met a girl who played the game
And I asked if she was treated just the same
But she just smiled and continued play
I went down to the friendly local store
Where I'd had my best game years before
But the man there said the tables had been put away
And in the streets, Little Timmys screamed
Isha cried and the Necrons dreamed
But not a word was spoken
The Laud Hailers all were broken
And the three men I admire most
Yarrick, Creed and Gaunt without his ghosts
Went to look for the Squats and Zoats
The day the Emperor died
And they were singin' bye-bye, rolling handfuls of dice
Drove my Russ to the bunker, but the guardsmen had died
And them good ork boys drinkin' squig juice and rye
Singing "Dis'll be the day dat dey die
Dis'll be the day dat dey die"
They were singin' bye-bye, rolling handfuls of dice
Drove my Russ to the bunker, but the guardsmen had died
And them good ork boys drinkin' squig juice and rye
Singing "Dis'll be the day dat dey die
Dis'll be the day dat dey die"
Ork Shak (Love Shack)
If you see a danger sign by the side of the road that sez
15 miles to the... Ork shak! Ork shak yeah
I'm headin' down the Gorkamorka highway
Headin' for fight, on the way
Headin’ for the fight, on the way, fight on the way
I got me a Trukk, it's as big as a Rok
And we're headin' on down
To the Ork shak
I got a Battlewagon, it fits about 20
So hurry up and bring your slugga and choppa
The Ork shak is a little Ork place
Where we can krump together
Ork shak Orky, Ork shak Ork-eee
Fightin’ Orky, that's where it's at
Ooo fightin’ Orky, that's where it's at
Sign says.. Woo... stay away runtz
'cause Orks krump at the O-o-ork shak!
Well it's stuck in the middle of a big battlefield
Just a funky Ork shak and I gotta get back
Squigs on the mattress
Squigs on the highway
Squigs on the front porch
Squigs in the hallway
The Ork shak is a little Ork place
Where we can krump together
Ork shak Ork-eee! Ork shak Orky!
Ork shak, join the attack!
Fightin' and a cursin', laughin' and a stompin'
Hittin’ next to nothin’
Cause our rolls have been fluffin’
The Ork shak shimmies!
The Ork shak shimmies when every Ork is
Chargin' around and around and around and around!
Every Ork is burnin', every Ork convergin’ baby!
Orks linin' up outside just to get down
Every Ork is shootin', every Ork is lootin' baby
Orky little shak! Ork-y little shak!
Hop in my Trukk
It’s as big as a ‘goth
And it's about to take off!
I got a Battlewagon, it fits about twenty
So c'mon and bring your shootas and lootas
The Ork shak is a little Ork place
Where we can krump together
Ork shak Orky! Ork shak Ork-eee!
(Ork shak... Ork shak...)
Ork shak, where fightin’ is at!
Dakka dakka dakka on the door Orky!
Dakka little louder Orky!
Dakka dakka dakka on the door Orky!
Gork can't hear you
Dakka dakka, on the door Orky
Dakka dakka, on the door
Dakka dakka, on the door Orky
Dakka dakka
You're what?... Kicking! Gretchin
Ork shak, Orky Ork shak!
Ork shak, Orky Ork shak!
Ork shak, that's where it's at
Ork shak, Orky Ork shak!
Fightin’ Orky, that's where it's at
Krumpin' and a shootin'
Choppin' and a sluggin' at the Ork shak
Waaagh! (War, good god y'all)
Waaaagh! Huh, yeah
What is it good for
Bringin' all the dakka
Uh-huh
Waaaagh! Huh, yeah
What is it good for
Bringin' all the choppa
Say it again, boyz
Waaaagh! Huh, good Gork
What is it good for
Bringin' all the dakka
Listen to me
Ohhh, Waaaagh! Let's organise
Let's start the stompin'
Of humie lives
Waaaagh! means tears
To millions of humie git eyes
As we mob to Armageddon
And loot their hives
I said, Waaaagh! Huh
Good Mork, y'all
What is it good for
Bringin' all the dakka
Say it again
Waaaagh! Whoa, Mork
What is it good for
Bringin' all the choppa
Listen to me
Waaaagh! It ain't nothing
But a humie whacker
Waaaagh! So make with the dakka dakka
Ooooh, Waaaagh!
We're the enemy to all humiekind
Just like a weirdboy that blows his mind
Waaaagh! has caused fightin'
Across the constellation
Krumpin, then dumpin'
Who wants to die
Aaaaah, Waaaagh! Huh
Good Gork y'all
What is it good for
Bringin' all the dakka
Say it, say it, say it
Waaaagh! Huh
What is it good for
Bringin' all the choppa
Listen to me
Waaaagh! Huh, yeah
What is it good for
Bringin' all the dakka
Uh-huh
Waaaagh! Huh, yeah
What is it good for
Bringin' all the choppa
Say it again y'all
Waaaagh! Huh, good Mork
What is it good for
Bringin' all the dakka
Listen to me
Waaaagh! Stomp through for the linebreaker
Waaaagh! Send tank busters to pop
That zoggin' Earthshaker
Ooooh, Waaaagh! has shattered
Worlds and dreams
Sent humies running from our Shokk attack beams
Life as an Ork is bloody hilarious
'Causing a Waaaagh! every day
Waaaagh! What a life
Fight the whole Milky Way
Ooooh, Waaaagh! Huh
Good Gork y'all
What is it good for
Bringin' all the dakka
Say it again
Waaaagh! Whoa, Mork
What is it good for
Bringin' all the choppa
Listen to me
Waaaagh! Shove grots forward as minesweepers
Waaaagh! Tie 'em to the backs of landspeeders
Peace, love and understanding
Such funny things these mouthy humies say
Any words but Waaaagh! We don't need 'em
We'll fight 'em all unless they have some teef to pay
Ooooh, Waaaagh! Huh
Good Mork y'all
What is it good for
Bringin' all the choppa
Say it, say it, say it, say it
Waaaagh! Huh
Good Gork y'all
What is it good for
Stand up and shout it
Dakka!
We Didn't Start The Waaagh (We Didn't Start The Fire)
Abhuman, Games Day, Eye of Terror, Sky Ray
Nurgle rot, rigger grot, Dakka bingo
Imperial Knight, CC weapon, Mutilator, War in Heaven
Wraithlord, Swarmlord, Lelith Hesperax
Eisenhorn, Virus bomb, Death Ray, Abaddon
Marbo, Istvaan 5, Bolt shell in the eye
Spire tower, Celestine, life-making Norn Queen
Marneus, Termagaunt, 6+ save goodbye
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
Armageddon's been burning
Since Angron's incursion
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
We didn't incite it
But we came to fight it
Castellan Crowe, Zhukov, Ibram Gaunt and Kyrinov
Horus Heresy novella, Kommando Snikrot
Erebus, Kor Phaeron, Aun-shi, Angron
Drop pod planetfall, Alpha Legion plot
Demiurg, Space Marine, Banshee mask, Conversion beam
Ork Rokkit, Snakebite Clan, Missionary, Silas Hand
Pedro, pinning test, Necromunda, Possessed
Jetbike race, Mechanicus, Adeptus Astartes
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
Armageddon's been burning
Since Angron's incursion
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
We didn't incite it
But we came to fight it
The Rock, Karanak, Mat Ward, Fast Attack
Farsight, cocked die, Malcador the Sigillite
Hyperion, Vox call, Master-crafted re-roll
Short measure, warlord died, just another green tide
Lasgun volley, Necrontyr, space monkey, Repentia
Forge World, Draigo, Chaos is a no-go
Rolled a 2, Heresy, Sororital Ecclesiarchy
Gue’vesa, Rhino, Imperial Eagle logo
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
Armageddon's been burning
Since Angron's incursion
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
We didn't incite it
But we came to fight it
Webway, Biel Tan, Goff Ork Rock band
Fulgrim, Fuegan, Tyranid invasion
Guardsmen are from Cadia, Legio Titanica
Old One Eye, plastic men, rage quit then start again
Power Maul, Carnifex, Parasite of Mortrex
‘How I would play’, Baneblade, here comes a Black Crusade
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
Armageddon's been burning
Since Angron's incursion
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
We didn't incite it
But we came to fight it
Board control, narrow win, M’kar back again
Precision shot, flying Rok, Cadian Gate, kick a grot
Void Dragon, Ld 9, needs a better statline
‘Wiped out to a man’, expect the Inquisition
Casting Fortune, Dorn’s pride, heavy flamer, termicide
Mind bullets, vanguard vets, krak grenades, Squigg pets
Land Raider open door, Cybork on Cyboar,
Galaxy-wide eternal war, I can't take it anymore
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
Armageddon's been burning
Since Angron's incursion
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
We didn't incite it
But we came to fight it
We didn't start the Waaaagh!
But when we move on
Will they still fight on, and on, and on, and on...
