The summer of squats?

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**Kid_Kyoto**

A squat won a golden demon!?

http://gamesday.us.games-workshop.com/GamesDay2007/chicago_cov/goldendemon/s1/s1.htm

Based solely on this I predict that Squats will be the next codex!

And Orks will be moved back to 2009.

**Bignutter**

don't joke about the moving the orks back- you'll jinx it and it'll happen

funny thing is the manager of a GW store i went to a few times gave people a 3 strike warning before kicking people out for mentioning squats

so i brought in my epic squat army for the veterans night.............

**Alpharius**

Awesome, simply awesome.

He's probably ex-staff by now, but still, nice work!

**Ozymandias**

That's pretty ballsy for a staff member. More power to him.

Ozymandias, King of Kings

**bigchris1313**

Ballsy indeed, and a cool model too.

**Abadabadoobaddon**

Excellent. One small step for a squat. One giant leap for squatkind.

Now all we need is for someone to enter and win with a Pan Fo.

**Kid_Kyoto**

Posted By Abadabadoobaddon on 08/17/2007 7:43 PM

Now all we need is for someone to enter and win with a Pan Fo.

I daresay anyone who enters a Pan Fo would be swiftly reviled.

**upliftingprimer**

aieeeits a little liliputian

http://tsoalr.com/view.php?date=2006-01-02

please gw please bring them back theres got to be s ship full of em some wheres

**Kid_Kyoto**

Are you ready to have your mind BLOWN?

"...it is much derailed, in places high and low" she heard the shipmaster saying "that there ever was a race of being of the name the squats, and many scholams and thos of the high mindful claim it's just a myth a thing that never was, but my direst old grand avuncular sweared to me that the Unwerth lineament has some timbre of that blood in it, right back in all perspective I mean."

Ravenor Rogue, Page 89.

There we have, 3 sightings in a week.

Obviously these stories about 'orks' are just a smoke screen for Codex Squats.

**Hordini**

I must say, Squats are probably the only race that could be released before Codex: Orks, without much realistic complaint. If Squats were released next, and Orks pushed back again, I don't think I could justifiably voice a complaint at that. I think I'd have to call it even.

Regardless, it's not happening. Let's hear it for the Orks!

**Pariah Press**

The "stunties" were also mentioned in the Epic Armageddon rulebook, released not too long ago. Obviously a teaser.

**Cpl_Saint**

I have it on good authority (a friend who once touched a redshirt) that the space dwarfs will be returning sometime next year, with their lead-in book Codex: Demiurg.

This will be followed by Codex: Squats in 2009, Codex: Chest Press in 2010 and Codex: Diahorrea in 2011.

Unfortunately, this will mean that Codex: Orks will be pushed back to 200n+1, allowing only Dr. Who to play as orks. If you ever see them, then you'll be bundled into a black van, fed psychotropic drugs to prevent you remembering the route and driven to the nearest battle bunker, where you will be processed by a man in a black suit who will come to reveal himself as a lobster and then spend three days watching the walls melt to reveal a great big stern face that will just stare at you.

On a more serious note, is that line really in Ravenor: Rogue? Awesome!