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2008/02/27 18:09:19
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
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Some random 40k humour I've found wandering about randomly on the Net. There does seem to be at least one artist with a truly bizarre sense of humour (see Weird and OhYeah for what I mean). The plasma one has been posted here before I believe, but some things you just can't have too much of.
Just wanted to share the love.
Cheers
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2008/02/27 18:13:02
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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[DCM]
Tilter at Windmills
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That's pretty darn random. And pretty amusing. Thanks for the find. 
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Adepticon 2015: Team Tourney Best Imperial Team- Team Ironguts, Adepticon 2014: Team Tourney 6th/120, Best Imperial Team- Cold Steel Mercs 2, 40k Championship Qualifier ~25/226
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2008/02/27 18:15:20
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
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Pst - updated with more reasonably sized JPGs. And all credit goes to whoever first made the images, I just found them.
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2008/02/27 18:20:28
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Omnipotent Lord of Change
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OHYEAH is money in the bank, I love it
The last one, just to check:
- Kids love Kharn
- Hot Elf Chicks love Vindicare
- Eversor is apparently a d!ck and has some "love" administered by the Calli
- 1k Son wanders off into the sunset unloved?
- Salvage
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2008/02/27 18:24:03
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I wuv ouse Thousand Sons!!!11!!!eleventy-one!
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2008/02/27 18:37:03
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Ok, seeing House as an Apothecary... um.. Weird. And totally awesome.
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Iorek on Zombie Dong wrote:I know you'll all keep thinking about it. Admit it. Some of you may even make it your avatar
Yup. |
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2008/02/27 19:34:59
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
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I love how the first one shows the fan and the spot light on the ground that are being used to make the grey knight look all heroic with his purity seals flapping in the breeze.
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DQ:80+S+++G+MB++I+Pw40k96#++D++A++/sWD-R++++T(T)DM+
Note: D+ can take over 12 hours of driving in Canada. It's no small task here.
GENERATION 5: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment.
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2008/02/27 19:36:14
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Long-Range Land Speeder Pilot
Bay Area
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Go God-Emperor Jesus!!
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2008/02/27 19:48:47
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Dakka Veteran
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The plasma weapons one is what inspired me to make this guy:
But I still think Warboss Lincoln is my favorite.
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2008/02/27 20:12:24
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
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Looks like someone's been to /tg/. If you can get past all the 10-year olds who just realized that "OMG U CAN CUSS ON THE INTERNET!" it's got some pretty funny stuff.
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Today I didn't even have to use my hot-shot las; I gotta say it was a good day. |
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2008/02/27 20:35:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ancient Chaos Terminator
South Pasadena
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I love the God-Emperor. That one is my new screen saver.
Darrian
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2008/02/27 20:38:56
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Regular Dakkanaut
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plasma weapons. just do it!!
moremoremoremoremoremoremore!
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SM- Lets roll to see who goes first
Nob- Urgh...ok, I got a 6
SM- Oops, looks like I got an 8, so I go first
Nob- You got a 8 on a 6 sided die?
SM- Um, yep.
Nob- Space marines.....
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2008/02/27 22:28:00
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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lol i love the plasma gunner but after seeing JESUS 2.0 got to find a church or take a bolter round to the face,
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The hardiest steel is forged in battle and cooled with blood of your foes.
vet. from 88th Grenadiers
 
1K Sons 7-5-4
110th PDF so many battle now sitting on a shelf
88th Grenadiers PAF(planet Assault Force)
waiting on me to get back  
New army:
Orks and goblins
 Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. |
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2008/02/27 22:33:39
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Executing Exarch
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I really liked the first one, it was great.
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**** Phoenix ****
Threads should be like skirts: long enough to cover what's important but short enough to keep it interesting. |
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2008/02/28 00:07:07
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Phanobi
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That plasma gunner just made my day.
Ozymandias, King of Kings
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings.
Look on My works, Ye Mighty, and despair.
Chris Gohlinghorst wrote:Holy Space Marine on a Stick.
This conversation has even begun to boggle my internet-hardened mind.
A More Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy |
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2008/02/28 00:10:17
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Infiltrating Oniwaban
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The Marneus "Playa" pic still tops the 40K humor heap for me, but the plasma motivational poster takes a close second.
It'd be awesome to see more 40K motivational posters, if anyone has spare time and the inclination.
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Infinity: Way, way better than 40K and more affordable to boot!
"If you gather 250 consecutive issues of White Dwarf, and burn them atop a pyre of Citadel spray guns, legend has it Gwar will appear and answer a single rules-related question. " -Ouze |
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2008/02/28 01:01:37
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hellacious Havoc
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Click the link to see the image - Not quite "safe"
I'm trying to find the motivational poster of the russ - "Drive me closer! I wish to hit them with my sword" but doesn't look like I've saved it recently
Edit: and I have been poking about on /tg/ 
Sorry, had to edit this to make it a link. It's hilarious, but anal rape is a bit over the line. (I know you're all going to click on it after reading "anal rape", pervs). 
- Iorek
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2008/02/28 03:19:32
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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LOL this was one of the funniest things Ive seen on here.
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"Do NOT ask me if you can fire the squad you forgot to shoot once we are in the assault phase, EVER!!!"
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2008/02/28 03:54:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I agree. But don't you tink the Ork seems happy?
Empie pic is now my desktop. EXALT!
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2008/02/28 03:55:51
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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FTW.
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"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2008/02/28 04:16:53
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/02/28 04:17:37
"Dakkanaut" not "Dakkaite"
Only with Minatures, does size matter...
"Only the living collect a pension"Johannes VII
"If the ork codex and 5th were developed near the same time, any possible nerf will be pre-planned."-malfred
"I'd do it but the GW Website makes my eyes hurt. "Gwar
"That would be page 7 and a half. You find it by turning your rulebook on its side and slamming your head against it..." insaniak
MeanGreenStompa - The only chatbot I ever tried talking to insisted I take a stress pill and kept referring to me as Dave, despite my protestations.
insaniak "So, by 'serious question' you actually meant something entirely different? "
Frazzled[Mod] On Rule #1- No it literally means: be polite. If we wanted less work there would be no OT section.
Chowderhead - God no. If I said Pirates Honor, I would have had to kill him whether he won or lost. |
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2008/02/28 10:12:33
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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y'all probably seen these before but hey... only the BT one is mine
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2008/02/28 10:43:39
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Plastictrees
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I dont have the time to copy all of these over from the b&c, but there are some funny ones
here
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2008/02/28 11:09:24
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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What would the dakka answer to this one be?
I mean a mod actually jumped into a humor thread to post this:
Just a note - we've been very lenient with the "posters" that have been posted. From here on out, though, the standard B&C rules apply. This means no xenos and no IG. And if the image isn't 40K(ish), the image will be removed.
which sums up the B&C better than the image.
What would sum up Dakka?
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2008/02/28 11:59:30
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Kid_Kyoto wrote:
What would sum up Dakka?
Is this sardonic enough for you?
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2008/02/28 12:01:02
n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2008/02/28 12:40:20
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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well here's my submission
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2008/02/28 12:41:53
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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The true source of SM discipline.
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2008/02/28 12:43:08
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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[MOD]
Anti-piracy Officer
Somewhere in south-central England.
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Hurrr! for Bolter and Chainsword!
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2008/02/28 13:19:16
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Omnipotent Lord of Change
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Reeeeeepost!
- Salvage
EDIT -- This may become a new desktop for me. You know, pinkish armor and what not.
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2008/02/28 13:28:12
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Secretive Dark Angels Veteran
Baltimore, MD
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Love this one.
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Proud owner of  & 
Play the game, not the rules.
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