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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/11 00:30:53
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Resourceful Gutterscum
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am I the only person tha thinks that the fact that black legion having painted there armous black is stupid just to remind them of a eternity of shame.
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All is Dust
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/11 01:37:02
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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I painted mine mostly black but with some dirty reddish-grey color, as if they were starting to show a physical representation of their pure evil. EEEVILLLL!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/11 02:07:40
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hey, if you botched something that big and your a legion of gene-modded super soilders, you need to revel in it.
or you could be 'that guy'
Lorgar (of the very successful Word Bearers) rings up the Abaddon of the 'Sons of Horus' at home:
Lorgar: " Hello, it's Lorgar. "
Abaddon: " Hey! How are you doing, it's been a while? "
Lorgar: " Oh I've been wallowing in my demon-prince greatness for almost 10,000 years, having my minions spread my word. Is Horus around? "
Abaddon: " er, um no, he's out... on business. "
Lorgar: " Hows the teal paint job treat'n you? "
Abaddon: " Good, good... look well I've got to go, you know, I've got well stuff important stuff to do.. so... "
Lorgar: " Oh no, it's cool. I understand, your legion has such a definitive direction and all. I understand, you have stuff. "
Abaddon: " ...yeah, so well tha.. "
Lorgar: " I mean after dropping that ball like that, 10,000 years of not making any headway, I'm sure y'all have a big come back soon. Oh well, it's been greaaaat catching up with you Abby, keep staying of the drinky-drinky and maybe you'll be a big-boy someday. "
*click*
Abaddon: " ***ker "
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/11 03:30:35
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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Meh, they both have a conniption when they get their long-distance bills. (Warp distortion and all, reams and reams of fine print at the bottom of the statement.) Besides, the Black Legion under Abaddon are too much 'on mission' to be bothered with what other legions think of them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/11 04:32:43
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Oh, that "for-instance" was the Black Legion sans-black. (Teal Legion?)
I mean, without the pathos-driven we-must-avenge-ourselves-for-our-failure attitude of the Black-clad Black Legion, Abaddon would be a total closed window shades bourbon-drinking rage-aholic couch-potato drunk.
I'm just defending their uniforms.
They need to be clad in their angst.
It's their anti-(drink?)
and it would be sad to see Abaddon go down that road...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/11 18:28:57
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
Victoria,Australia
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i think the black legion is overrated
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PROXXIES FOR THE PROXY GOD
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/14 03:37:33
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
Ireland
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We are returned!
But seriously, Black armor is just so Abaddon can work out his own feelings on being a sub standard clone of Horus.
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By the 37 keys of Tzeentch,We open the way for our brothers,
By the 1000 whispers of Slaanesh we call to them,
By the 12 plagues of Nurgle we fell their enemies,
And by the mighty axe of Khorne we cut open the world for them!
- Ritual of Summoning, Recited by Amphion and Zethus Dark Sorcerers of the Deimos Peninsula,Kronos
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/18 00:24:39
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Resourceful Gutterscum
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so what whats to be shameful for
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All is Dust
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/18 13:11:17
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Plastictrees
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letting your warmaster and primarch get cut down
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/20 00:11:02
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Mindless Spore Mine
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Anyone else see the Abbadon/Horus vs Cloud/Sephiroth comparison?
Amirite?
(Edit: spelling)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/09/20 01:47:22
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Fixture of Dakka
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Sure.
Now let's all count how long Cloud/Seppy has been out vs Abaddon/Horus.
I am, sadly, old enough to have been around when both were introduced so I know ze answer.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/25 23:03:25
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Resourceful Gutterscum
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Look thats nothing getting him cut down would make him a stronger cause
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All is Dust
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/25 23:04:20
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Resourceful Gutterscum
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hey guys sorry for being away so long
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All is Dust
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/26 22:45:11
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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Teal Legion, Belphegor? that has quite a ring to it...
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=====Begin Dakka Geek Code=====
DQ:80-S---G+MB-I+PW40K00#-D++A+/fWD-R++T(M)DM+
======End Dakka Geek Code======
"I just scoop up the whole unit in my hands and dump them in a pile roughly 6" forward. I don't even care."
- Lord_Blackfang on moving large units
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/29 11:06:41
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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I'm painting mine with a metalic blueish tint, they worship Tzeentch. Oh and Abaddon isn't ashamed of letting Horus die, he's ashamed of Horus, here's a quote:
"Horus was weak. Horus was a fool. He had the whole galaxy within his grasp and he let it slip away." - Abaddon the Despoiler
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/30 06:48:43
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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The Thousandth Son wrote:I'm painting mine with a metalic blueish tint, they worship Tzeentch. Oh and Abaddon isn't ashamed of letting Horus die, he's ashamed of Horus, here's a quote:
"Horus was weak. Horus was a fool. He had the whole galaxy within his grasp and he let it slip away." - Abaddon the Despoiler
QFT
And here's why:
Chaos Guys "Alright! we're about to break through!!! Warmaster! What are your orders?!.... Warmaster?... wait... say that again?!... HE DID WHAT?!'
"AW  you stupid mother  ing  head! Why the  would you lower your  ing shields, allowing the strongest  ing person in the  ing galaxy to teleport his golden  on board your  ing command ship so that he can kill your  ?!"
"That's it, screw you guys, I'm going home....  !!!"
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/30 07:00:19
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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The whole paint of the black legion is making your army easy to paint. It's all in primer for god's sake! SO EASY!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/31 22:02:00
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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cmon guys your missing the obvious, they are all goths at heart anyways. they got that depech mode crap just blasting in the rhinos. they paint it black.... to show the universe.... how black their hearts are *tear*
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2008/12/31 22:06:08
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Wrack Sufferer
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Arihiman wrote:am I the only person tha thinks that the fact that black legion having painted there armous black is stupid just to remind them of a eternity of shame. 
No, I actually believe you might not be thinking when you type this stuff.
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Once upon a time, I told myself it's better to be smart than lucky. Every day, the world proves me wrong a little more. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/01 07:40:55
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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KingCracker wrote:cmon guys your missing the obvious, they are all goths at heart anyways. they got that depech mode crap just blasting in the rhinos. they paint it black.... to show the universe.... how black their hearts are *tear*
No they're blasting Slayer because Chaos is metal. They are angry (not depressed) and therefore metal.
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"Metal is like an apple, you're not supposed to eat the core."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/02 20:48:47
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Serious Squig Herder
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They paint their armor black so they can revel in the eternal shame that is their denial of their love of turtles.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/02 21:01:24
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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I suppose we're going to derail this thread too then, 'Eadhunta?
But why would anyone deny the love of turtles, pie or turtle pie?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/02 21:38:12
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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Ha, I just got back from the turtle pie blog, and I couldn't pass up the chance in being in all of the derailed threads.
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/03 00:01:10
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Serious Squig Herder
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Well Arihiman started this one too. IT MUST BE DERAILED.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/03 17:53:26
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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All who walk in the light of turtle pie shall be saved, as the prophets of his coming, St. 'Eadhunta, St. mekboy, and St. Yams have proclaimed. In a world filled with corruption and darkness, those that turn to turtle pie shall find salvation, while those who shun it's deliciousness will be damned to an eternity of non-turtely pie-ness.
Cast off your false gods! And follow the light of turtle pie, in it's everlasting glory.
The turtle pie protects,
Ahm (chew chew chew)
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I play (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/03 18:52:07
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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I'm a saint? Yay! Turtle pie for all!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/04 02:49:12
Subject: Re:Black legion fluff
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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I'm a prophet?
...I mean...of course I am...er...
THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/04 03:08:45
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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I, lowly acolyte of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie, shall bask in the glory of St. 'Eadhunta, St. mekboy, and St. Yams, and worship under the divine preachings of Chaplain Shrike, and shall righteously call Ancient Ferrum Testes to Blast any unholy scum who naysay them.
Edited for ecclesiastical accuracy ( and spelling )
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/04 12:18:41
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Thought for the day: Turtle pie for alll! So Says the Prophet!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/01/05 01:05:49
Subject: Black legion fluff
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Dangerous Skeleton Captain
The Vegetable Plane
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Shrike78 wrote:All who walk in the light of turtle pie shall be saved, as the prophets of his coming, St. 'Eadhunta, St. mekboy, and St. Yams have proclaimed. In a world filled with corruption and darkness, those that turn to turtle pie shall find salvation, while those who shun it's deliciousness will be damned to an eternity of non-turtely pie-ness.
Cast off your false gods! And follow the light of turtle pie, in it's everlasting glory.
The turtle pie protects,
Ahm (chew chew chew)
Reaper6 wrote:I, lowly acolyte of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie, shall bask in the glory of St. 'Eadhunta, St. mekboy, and St. Yams, and worship under the divine preachings of Chaplain Shrike, and shall righteously call Ancient Ferrum Testes to Blast any unholy scum who naysay them.
Edited for ecclesiastical accuracy ( and spelling )
Anyone else considering putting a rank in the church of the turtle/pie into their signature?
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Officially canonized as St. Yams of the Church of the Children of the Turtle Pie by Chaplain Shrike January 3rd 2009 :
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