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i was wondering whether space marines are "fully equipped" if catch my drift or if the redundant organs are removed during the creation process? and if everything still works as normal?

also, officially, are there female space marines?

Don't think its mentioned in the latest SM codex, but I haven't finished reading it.
I'm sure the answer is in the previous codex or an old rulebook.

Space Marines cannot reproduce in that fashion as the process of become a Marine removes the ability and I think the organ "winces thinking about it"

And as for female marines, No their aren't. Their is fluff that said that the geneseed is unable to work in females as it gets rejected I believe.

So if you want sexy female models in armour, try Sisters of Battle mmmmmm lets take a moment to think about that

hahaha.........drools

guys, lets not forget that the "organ" as you put it, is also used to remove other fluids....not just semen. So I would assume, to funtion properly, they would still retain if for that reason alone!

i'm thinking thank god, but knowing the imperium, they would just hook up some kind of drainage system hooked into the remains of the urethra........ewwww

Nah, I think the Space Marines still have that bit. I heard somewhere that the Progenoids origionate from down there though, If you catch my drift.

They take off the pelvic plates bi-monthly to pee.

lol

the space marines have the organs but the labetto and drive is removed

Welcome to "100 things you really didn't want to know about 40K"

lmao!

Did you know, that .... .... ....
(arrrgh noo! now I can't the picture outta my head) "runs away screaming"

Part of the Marine implantation and indoctrination process involves taking the normal human libido and channeling all of that testosterone into batte-lust instead of sexual urges. They've got the parts, but they'd rather be out killing dudes than banging broads.

Space marine conversation

"Hey man! Wanna get laid?"

"What?!"

"what?"

"Did you just ask if I wanted to get laid?"

"... yeah?"

"What is this "laid" that you speak of?"

"Um... it's when you go kill stuff?"

"Really?"

"... Ummmm... Yup! definitely killing things... in the... name of the emperor?"

"Are you sure?"

"... Yup!"

"Onwards then brother... I have your back"

"Ok... wait What!? NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

I would think the testicles are removed or otherwise rendered inert because the last thing you want your super warrior to do is wince having been kicked in the nuts.

Or maybe the black carapace is inserted under all the skin and marines do have balls of steel.

The third option is that they shrivel up during the gene therapy they undergo.

A 1000, high pitched, Michael Jackson voiced, sexually frustrated, Catholic Priests.....

Oh, don't mind me, its a new "Space Marine" Chapter I was thinking of starting.

oh dear christ, my brain hurts

Delephont wrote:A 1000, high pitched, Michael Jackson voiced, sexually frustrated, Catholic Priests.....

Oh, don't mind me, its a new "Space Marine" Chapter I was thinking of starting.

Does that mean that the special rule "Run" is replaced with "Moonwalk"?

And when they get shot by the enemy they grab their crotches, point to the sky, thrust and shout "OOWWW!!!" spin around then carry on marching??
Could make a good conversion army lmao

Delephont wrote:A 1000, high pitched, Michael Jackson voiced, sexually frustrated, Catholic Priests.....

Oh, don't mind me, its a new "Space Marine" Chapter I was thinking of starting.

Isn't that the Pretty Marines?


the Run rule is replaced with "Prance"