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Alluring Mounted Daemonette





Springfield Plaza GW Store

I love quotes and sometimes making up quotes for your army is the best.
Here are some quotes for my Salamanders army

"Into the fires of war, unto the anvil of battle! Wait a second..." -Sergeant Magmois 5th Company

"Man... I have eaten a lot of steak!" -Captain Hephasta 2nd Company

"Remember thy creed marines! Stop, drop, and roll!" -Champlain Garz 2nd Company

"They will always keep burning, until the world stops turning, literally! - Captain Volno 3rd Company

"All things that burn will melt, but not all things that will melt can burn." -Land Speeder driver 304# of the 4th Company

"When in doubt, melta it out." -Chapter Master Tu'shan

"When life gives you lemons, make hot sauce, then sit back and watch as the universe tries to figure how you did it. All while their tounges are burning." -Master of the Forge Argos


Do you have any made up quotes for your armies? and if so put them in this format

"Eldrad made me do it." -Guardian Pathos

(quote) (- this symbol) (name of person or thing that said it)

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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

WAAAAAAGH! Oi, Faceurta, where's me boyz gone? - Warboss 'Eadsmasha to Faceurta the grot after IG shooting phase.

   
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Calculating Commissar






Kamloops, B.C.

I don't have any quotes for my armies, but my favorite quotes in general have to be...

"BLUHD RHEVENS!"

"SPEHSS MEHREENS!"

"EMPRAH!"

-Boreale


"METAL BAWKSES!"

-Carron


and, of course...

"CREEEEEEED!"

-Anyone that's lost to an army with Creed in it.

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Made in us
Alluring Mounted Daemonette





Springfield Plaza GW Store

lol nice.

If I had to make one for orks it would some thing like.

"When life gives you enemies, dakka dakka!" -Ork Nob Dakko

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Nasty Nob






Joplin, Missouri

"TANK SHOCK THAT HO!" - Dakka Member Kumbier, giving bad advice to Keith and his Blood Angels.


"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks
Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms  
   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

Porn for the porn god!!!!!!!!

Or when life gives you lemons pick a new god... I chose Slannesh.


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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette





Springfield Plaza GW Store

I was thinking more fluff related... but these are humorious

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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine





United Kingdom, London

"Well, that was unexpected.." Last words of Chaos Lord Varan the undefeatable

"Anything is a deadly weapon in your hands" (Has a picture of a handheld mirror, a water flask and a tooth brush)-Uplifting Infantry Primer

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"And what are the achievements of your fragile Imperium? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends." 
   
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette





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these are from my friends in are last apoc game

"Terminators are like tanks, but with muscles!" - Chaos Lord Redrum

"I came, I saw, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!" -Khanis the Red

"The blood must flow!" -Khanis the Red

"All that I know I learned after I was 3000..." -Farseer Yunius of the the Fiel'van

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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

"I don't know what these men will do to the enemy, but they sure scare the heck out of me!" -Segmentum Commander Pericles on the small Space Wolf contigent that was assigned to him

"What's with the hoods? It's not like we can recognize any OTHER space marine from another." -Guardsmen Jensen on Dark Angels

"Which are you more scared of, them or me?" -Commissar Fuklaw to a nervous Gaurdsmen. The same Guardsmen then proceeded to lead the charge against the enemy.

"The Emperor is all you need boy, that lasgun is just there for reassurance."
(Not taking credit for this as it is someones sig, but I forget who)

"Mon'Keigh are a most interesting species. I would never have thought it possible for any creature to balance 3 bottles of thier foul brew on thier nose while heavily intoxicated." -Ranger Serries on the Human Race.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Sniping Hexa





SW UK

from soulstorm:
“Commander boreal, enemy forces in our perimeter’
“WHERE!?”
“Southern quadrant but they where on the move, current location unknown.”
“THERE IS NO TIME TO BE LOHST! BATTEL BROTHERS, SPHESS MAHREENS! TODAY THE ENEMEE IS AT OUR DOHR. WE KNOW OUR DUTY ANT WE WILL DO IT! WE FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR AS BLUHD REHVENS, AS SPESS MAHREENS AND WE FIGHT IN THA NAME OF THA EMPRA!”
“IFF WE DHIE THIS DAY WE DHIE IN GLORY, WE DIE HEROES DEATHS BUT WE SHALL NOUGHT DIE, NO IT IS THE ENEMEE WHO WILL TASTE DEATH AND DEFEAT. AS YOU KNOW MOST OF OUR BATTEL BROTHERS ARE STATIONED IN SPHESS, PREPERED TO DEEP-STRHIKE! OUR PREMETER HAS BEEN PREPARED IN THE EVENT THAT OUR ENEMEE SHOULD BE SO BOHLD AND SO FOOLISH. WE HAVE PLACED NUMAROUS BEACONS ALLOWING FOR:
MULTIPLE
SIMMULN-TANIUS
AND DEVASTATING
DEFHENCIVE
DEEPSTRIKES
“THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER STHEEL RHEN. WE WILL DECEND UPON THE FOE, WE WILL OVERWHELM THEM, WE WILL LEAVE NONE ALIHVE! MEANWHILE OUR GRHOUND FOHRCES WILL ENSURE THE FULL DEFEHNCE OF OUR HEADQUARTERS. WE ARE THE SPHESS MAHREENS! WE ARE THE EMPRAS FURY!”

Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...

Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.

 
   
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Solahma






RVA

LLLUUUUUUUUKAAASSS!

   
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Dominating Dominatrix






Piercing the heavens

This is actually from a discworld novel but it fits in here as well.

"You can't kill me! I'm wearing a magical Arrrrgh...."
   
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine





United Kingdom, London

LOL i cant believe I didn't remember this one, i almost pmsl when i read this
"There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty!"
-Inquisitor Lord Fyodor Karamazov

"And what are the achievements of your fragile Imperium? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends." 
   
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie

Anung Un Rama wrote:This is actually from a discworld novel but it fits in here as well.

"You can't kill me! I'm wearing a magical Arrrrgh...."


Gotta love the Discworld.

   
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Devastating Dark Reaper






"hey sarge... i love fighting with the Eldar... cause they would only fight when they know they will win" Gaurdsman to Sarge Hawkers just before The Great Betrayal

"you gotta be kidding me... dreadnaughts cant jump..." Private Johny as a dreadnaught lunged into combat...

"why... are you compensating for something" Dark Angel on the leman russ vanquisher.

picture this... an avatar of khaine standing in the open... he then get driven over by a leman russ...

"HERETICS!!!" as Commissar Douglass personally slew more Imperial Gaurd than the enemy did...

"not outnumbered at all..." Colonel Jimmy as he looked over the 45 Gaurdsman under his control then looked at the 185 orks in front of them...


"When you look in the eyes of the enemy and see yourself - at what price mercy?" Ernest Gordon
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Doomstadt, Latveria

"I want that gue'la Marbo's head on a pike. Send word out that I am placing a bounty on him." - N'drasi Shas'O Commander Darkshroud to N'drasi Shas'el Commander Cold Spider after witnessing Imperial Guardsmen Sly Marbo destroy 2 Broadsides, 2 Crisis Suits, and 1 Hammerhead before slipping away.

"Stealth Team 1 holding objective. Team Leader and Operative 4 estimate landing pad in full Tau control momentarily. 2 gue'la Guardsmen remain in opposition. Stand by." - Stealth Team Leader to Commander Darkshroud at Landing Pad 42.

"All Tau forces, disengage! Repeat, disengage! Eldar opposition beyond estimates. Taking severe losses..." - Commander Darkshroud's orders at skirmish against unknown Eldar force.

(All that was left before I had to concede against my Eldar friend was my Shas'O and a Crisis Suit.)

The Rights of the Individual Will Be Protected So Long As They Do Not Conflict With the Beliefs Of The State - Inscription on Latverian Courthouse


N'drasi Tau Commander Dark Shroud - Farsight Sympathizer  
   
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette





Springfield Plaza GW Store

OMG lol

"you gotta be kidding me... dreadnoughts cant jump..." Private Johny as a dreadnought lunged into combat.

Just imagining that is awesome. Here is another dreadnought one...

"I TOLD HIM NOT TO RUN!" -Sgt Garuga as a dreadnought trips.

and just for the lolz

"IM A DREADNOUGHT BITCH!"


hmmmm now that I can think about it.... this reminds me too much of Megas XLR

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hold on... if a dreadnaught fell over... how would he get up... he cant lift his weight and since he is a square he cant roll over... he would just remain motuonless for eternity...

"what is that square, daddy???"

"its a dreadnaught son..."

"can i jump on it???"

"sure"

the kid jumps on the dreadnaught and is promptly ripped apart by the dread CC weapon...

"When you look in the eyes of the enemy and see yourself - at what price mercy?" Ernest Gordon
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette





Springfield Plaza GW Store

ok enough dreadnought jokes... how about some necron jokes... WITH SURFER ACCENTS!


"dude... the monolith is gone..... bummer...." -Necron 13,904,583,485,038,459,137,428,340,746,398,405#

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Vivano crudelis exitus.

Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
 
   
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette





Springfield Plaza GW Store

"I am not afraid of boyz as much as I am afraid that their might be sistaz..." Captain Hephasta 2nd Company

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Calculating Commissar






Kamloops, B.C.

Emperors Faithful wrote:"The Emperor is all you need boy, that lasgun is just there for reassurance."
(Not taking credit for this as it is someones sig, but I forget who)


HAHA! That was from mine

I just pulled it out of my arse when I made it too

It was actually:

"Faith in the Emperor is all you need lad. That lasgun is just added assurance."

Pretty much sums up the attitude of the Imperial brass

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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

@Metallifan: Why isn't it on your sig then?

Also:

"Right men, fighting these slaanesh foes is simple. If it looks attractive, terrifying and ready to be ****ed then open fire on it!" -Colonel Brand mere minutes before the 'incident' at the Adepta Sororitas Convent

"Eeny, meeny, miney..." -Unidentified Deamon Prince battling Guardsmen

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine





Vancouver

"Woah, I see you" Broadside with LOS across apoc. sized COD board.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
"How did you not die yet?" 1st company chaplain Jhic, vs Daemon Prince.

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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!







 
   
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine





In The depths of a Tomb World, placing demo charges.

"The runes have been cast, it is time for us to make our mo- wait... 1, 1 and a 2? *Sigh* I hate this game"
Farseer Taldeer.


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Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

"999 sons on the wall, 999 sons. Take one down, bash it around, 998 sons on the wall." -Space Wolves drunkenly celebrate thier victory after Prospero.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine





In The depths of a Tomb World, placing demo charges.

"Power Armour is for wimps! Real men go into combat out the back of a Valkyrie at 300 feet."
Unknown Ferosian Storm Trooper

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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

"Power Armour is for wimps! Real men face the enemy with nothing but flak armour and a lasgun!" -Unknown Guardsmen shortly before being stepped on by a Space Marine.

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine





In The depths of a Tomb World, placing demo charges.

"I regret everything! I regret everything I've ever done!" - Stepped on Guardsman.

"Gimme back my leg-bone! *wack* ow, don't hit me with it!" commonly uttered by Guardsman when in close combat with Orks.

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