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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/10 18:07:20
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread [Game Over - Genestealers achieve Victory]
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Lethal Lhamean
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Greetings and welcome to all concerned. First off, if you are not a player in this game please Do not post in this thread! If you are interested in becomeing part of this game of Genestealer check out the Registration Thread
and/or keep your eyes open, as if this first game is successful I'll undoubtedly host more.
Okay FOR THE PLAYERS! Your roles have been sent to you via PM. All roles were decided by me via a few dice rolls and were completely random. I will verify that there is at least one pro-town role (like an Inquisitor or Doctor) and that there are two Genestealers in your midst.
Rules
Votes
1) Votes must be in bold, if you do not bold your vote it will not be counted. This is a good vote - Vote: Gwar! this is a not good vote - Vote:Gwar!.
2) Please unvote if necessary before casting a new vote, it makes counting them much easier. (you are allowed to unvote as many times as you wish during a day cycle, so feel free to keep shifting your vote around as your suspicions shift)
3) Lynching will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, their pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will be unheeded. Thus, as soon as any player has a majority vote that player will be lynched and all subsequent voting does not count. Feel free to post other thoughts while waiting for the lynch scene if you desire. With 7 alive 4 votes are required to lynch. With 3 alive, 2 votes would be required. Ect. ect.
4) You may vote: no lynch. If No Lynch is the majority votes at any time then the day will end with no lynch and move on to the night phase.
5) Vote counts will be tabulated and posted by me at semi-regular intervals or when requested.
Deadlines
1) Since this is the first game of Genestealer for at least the bulk of the players I will be enforcing a fixed three week day deadline. All nights have a 72 hour deadline. Deadlines will be counted from the Moderator (my) story posts that will initiate each day and night phase.
2) At the three week deadline lynching will require the same number of votes as usual, if this number is not reached the day will end 'no lynch'.
3) If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. I will not wait for you. If you do not submit a choice to me then nothing will happen... at all... not even a little bit.
Posting
1) The game is not to be discussed outside the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so – and then only at night. Honor system is in effect.
2) Once your death scene has been posted, you’re dead. Stop typing. A single “Bah, you fools!” type post is allowable, but no more please.
3) No small or invisible text. Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts either. Going back and editing a post may be grounds for disqualification from the game based on my whim.
4) Don’t quote any PMs from me. If you do, I will be most unhappy.
5) If you anticipate being unavailable for more than 3 days, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Treat this game as a commitment. Be considerate – don’t leave us hanging.
6) Game Mods are human (allegedly), if I make a mistake please PM me I will rectify the mistake as soon as I can.
7) Please bold anything you want me to see.. Also, please try to avoid bolding anything else to ensure I DO see the ones I need to.
Prods aka 'That guy hasn't posted in a while'
1)A player will get prodded if they have been inactive for three days.
2)Weekends count as one day. (ie If your last post is on a Thursday you will not be prodded till the Monday following)
3) If you do not pick up your prod/post in game within 72 hours of it being sent I will start to look for a replacement.
4) Please post in game if you are going to be unavailable for more than 48 hours.
Misc
Remember, it’s a game and it’s supposed to be fun. Be nice to your fellow players.
If you have a problem in game please PM me to discuss it.
The rules etc can and will be edited at any point if I deem it necessary.
Breaking the rules can be bad for your health, I reserve the right to modkill for serious/repeated naughtiness.
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First Story Post - start of Day 1 - start of three week timer
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Planetary Governor Soonto B. Deadicus had been lax in his defenses and the Genestealer cult had been allowed to grow unchecked within the lower levels of the Hive. When the PDF forces had turned traitor almost simultaneously all order had broken down and it was every man for himself. In a matter of hours the Hive appears to have fallen and the death toll must be in the millions. The seven of you and the planetary governor managed to make it to one of his security bunkers and seal the door.
"Well, lads," sighed the portly Soonto, "looks like we might be in for a bit of a long haul. Not to worry though, these walls are secure and I have plenty of food, and more importantly copious amounts of alcohol, to see us through the wait. I sent a message out to request aid from any nearby Imperial units and all we have to do now is kick back, relax, and await rescue." He laughed heartily as he scooped up a bottle of potent alcohol and retired to his room. The rest of you ate what food you could manage after such a horrific day and settled in for an uneasy slumber.
In the morning it came as quite a shock to find that Soonto B. Deadicus was now dead - torn apart in his room which was now a bloody mess. The remaining seven of you investigate his body, and even the most simplistic amongst you is able to recognize that the governor had been assaulted and killed by two people working in concert. Clearly there are two Genestealer sympathizers amongst you!
You each back off from the others, placing your backs to the walls as you eye each other. Rescue is coming soon, but your odds of surviving in this bunker with two of the others out to kill you seems a slim hope at best. No, your only chance is to figure out who the accursed mutants are and deal with them in an official Imperium sanctioned manner; purging with fire.
It is Day 1, and with 7 people there are a required 4 votes to lynch a suspect.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/10 19:15:32
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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"In the bleak and savage future our enemy walks among us. And they're not open to negotiation."
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/10 20:05:07
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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'And So It Begins'
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 00:14:56
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Not Soonto! He owed me thirty credits!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 10:15:38
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Well, I guess that means Soonto wasn't a genestealer. Just a moron. Still, why do you think he was killed before any of us?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 15:05:51
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Manchu wrote:Well, I guess that means Soonto wasn't a genestealer. Just a moron. Still, why do you think he was killed before any of us?
Probaly cause he was a moron, no-one likes a moron.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 15:13:21
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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I never liked Soonto anyway. Still, we do seem to have a small problem...
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 15:24:24
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Plastictrees
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Gwar! wrote:I never liked Soonto anyway. Still, we do seem to have a small problem...
Yes, just a small problem. The lack of marmite is far more serious then the two killers.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 15:28:46
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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I think "small" is underestimating it.
Faith in the Emperor will see us through.
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 17:11:00
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Well, there's nothing for it. I'm having a glass of his amasec.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 17:19:17
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Gwar! wrote:I never liked Soonto
Oh really...
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 18:00:54
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Gwar! wrote:I never liked Soonto
Oh really...
Don't give me that, I don't think anyone actually liked him!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 18:08:17
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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I did, he was terrible at poker.
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 18:17:33
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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He was a traitor to the Imperium to have let our world fall into such depravity. I'm surprised he didn't try to kill all of us, as well.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 18:36:29
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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Manchu wrote:He was a traitor to the Imperium to have let our world fall into such depravity. I'm surprised he didn't try to kill all of us, as well.
Harsh words for the fallen, he brought you in here with us to be saved from the scourging outside these walls.
You might want to bite your tongue, lest someone think you are one of the murderous genestealer sympathizers.
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 18:47:57
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Demogerg wrote:I did, he was terrible at poker.
It must have almost been like you could read his mind...
WITCH!
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 19:14:51
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Demogerg wrote:Harsh words for the fallen, he brought you in here with us to be saved from the scourging outside these walls.
But we're clearly not safe, and that's apparently his fault as well. The trouble is, none of us will mourn the dog. Any loyal, Emperor-fearing citizen would see him shot for his failures before the Throne. And the xenos-tainted scum wanted him ripped apart just because--proof of alien stupidity since Soonto was clearly their greatest ally.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 19:31:32
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Manchu wrote:And the xenos-tainted scum wanted him ripped apart just because--proof of alien stupidity since Soonto was clearly their greatest ally.
Hmm. So it was important to you that the governor died. And you want everyone here to think that the monsters that walk among us are stupid and non-threatening.
I hope for your sake this merely a set of unfavorable coincidences.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 19:49:52
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Orkeosaurus wrote:And you want everyone here to think that the monsters that walk among us are stupid and non-threatening.
Are you saying that the xenos threat is anything but a slavering tide of mindless, filthy violence? Do you honestly believe that those things can think and plan like divine humanity? I detect a shade of sympathy for the alien in your attempt to cast doubt on my fidelity to the Emperor and I pray it is merely passing naivete instead of something more . . . sinister. As to the traitor Soonto, we all know what his fate would have been if His Divine Majesty's wrath had caught up to him before one of you did. And whoever among you it is, we will find out. You stupid, gene-twisted scum will slip up sooner or later.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 20:17:21
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Manchu wrote:Are you saying that the xenos threat is anything but a slavering tide of mindless, filthy violence? Do you honestly believe that those things can think and plan like divine humanity? I detect a shade of sympathy for the alien in your attempt to cast doubt on my fidelity to the Emperor and I pray it is merely passing naivete instead of something more . . . sinister.
The insidious nature of the alien goes beyond thinking in the traditional sense; take the Eldar, for example. They're too stupid to see our manifest destiny, but the pulsating lumps of neurons in their skulls allow them to build spindly ships that attack our navy before fleeing back to their decaying masters.
I've fought Orks on Palgine VI, and they don't need to be able to speak even basic Gothic correctly to plague our species.
Do you think our priests and lords are fools? Do you think they have conjured up a threat encroaching on humanity in a fit of hysteria?
These are dangerous enemies. They walk among us. They plot against us. They seek undermine our our cities, our temples, our forgeworlds; our way of life and our destined dominion over the stars. Don't think for a second that we can let our guard down. Assuming you don't know everything that I've said and more about the Genestealer, and simply wish for others to be misled.
As to the traitor Soonto, we all know what his fate would have been if His Divine Majesty's wrath had caught up to him before one of you did. And whoever among you it is, we will find out. You stupid, gene-twisted scum will slip up sooner or later.
The price of survival is eternal vigilance.
The price of salvation is eternal sacrifice.
We won't stop these disgusting creatures without both. I know of the alien and I know the threat they pose. I know of humanity, and I know that in the darkest hour we still may triumph. I have met my enemy. It's an abomination.
Ave Imperator.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 20:21:13
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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-Watches quietly at the heated exchange with his back to the wall, keeping a close eye on everyone else in the room-
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 20:29:55
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Orkeosaurus wrote:Assuming you don't know everything that I've said and more about the Genestealer, and simply wish for others to be misled.
You do seem to know an awful lot . . . All I know is that the xenos may take my life or even this system but that the Emperor's glorious armies will burn them all off of the face of every world they besmirch with their vile presence. One way or another, the traitors in this room will die. I'd just prefer it was at my hands.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 20:43:03
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Well, as I said, I stared down the Green Tide and lived on Palgine. I killed 2 Grots and I think I might have hit an Ork but I couldn't tell because I was closing my eyes and screaming.
And trust me, even among on a planet with Orks there were wretched traitors, hoping to appease the monsters. I once found a whole town of people, with green paint smeared on their faces. They were singing and dancing, hoping that their worship of the greenskins would save them. It was disgusting. Men, women, children; everyone was part of the debauchery. They had a huge feast of food and wine set out, so that when the Orkish masters came they could give them their food, and drink, and shelter, and women (I think; I can't remember if Orks have ding dongs).
We left no one. It wasn't too hard, they were weak and slovenly, having resigned themselves to prostitution before the Orks or death at their hands. We set up some heavy stubbers along the roads out of the town and had patrols around the wooded edges of the city. The special weapon squad did great - flamers - they torched most of the town themselves. Wood houses and party tents, all deathtraps. I just had a lasgun, but I still killed about a dozen of them myself. Of course, they begged for mercy and pretended to be faithful to the Emperor when they saw us. I didn't fall for it. I bayoneted a 14 year old girl, and I have never regretted doing my duty.
There were rumors later on of their being some sort of fertility festival on the planet at that time of year. That's groxshit as far as I'm concerned. They were covered in green paint, come on.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 21:05:08
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Solahma
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Well, as a soldier, how long do you think we have before the guard rescues us and cleanses this world?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 21:06:19
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Plastictrees
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Meh your all Heretics to me.
/sips from whiskey glass
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 21:19:00
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Solahma
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If we're all heretics to you and at least most of us are loyal citizens, that makes you the real heretic!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 21:25:48
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Plastictrees
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Manchu wrote:If we're all heretics to you and at least most of us are loyal citizens, that makes you the real heretic!
How Dare You Question MY Loyalty To The God Emporer!
I Was Implying That You Will Never Be As Loyal to the God Emporer As Me!
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 21:51:53
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Manchu wrote:Well, as a soldier, how long do you think we have before the guard rescues us and cleanses this world?
Cleanses this world? Probably not too long. A couple of years, maybe. We were always really good at the cleansing part.
For the rescue part, are we counting the abolition of our immortal sins through death in service to the Emperor as a rescue?
Lord_Loss wrote:MY Loyalty To The God Emporer!
"God Emporer"? And just what is a "God Emporer"? Some sort of Genestealer king who spells his title similar to that of the God Emperor of Mankind?
 I am most suspicious, now.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 21:56:39
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Plastictrees
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Im a simple citizen of The Imperium of Mankind.
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/10/11 22:10:26
Subject: Genestealer! (Mafia Party Game) Game Thread
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Ruthless Rafkin
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Lord-Loss wrote:Im a simple citizen of The Imperium of Mankind.
Or are you? You're very willing to accuse us of heresy!
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-Loki- wrote:
40k is about slamming two slegdehammers together and hoping the other breaks first. Malifaux is about fighting with scalpels trying to hit select areas and hoping you connect more. |
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