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UK

Are there four different Frazzles cause we counting Robo-Fraz's and Killer-Fraz Type 666?

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The Great State of Texas

This thread just stinks of Frazzled approval.
Whoever wins we er you guys, lose!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
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Combat Jumping Rasyat






You can't have more than one comedy option in a poll. Reporting this thread.
   
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot






Worcester, UK

I voted Frazzled with a banana .. .. I mean come on, its a banana, you can't get better than that ... ... *taps chin thoughtfully* unless, he's holding two bananas, now thats really something to tell the kids about

 
   
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Madrak Ironhide







Pffft, we're supposed to nominate first.

I nominate Frazzled.

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Gathering the Informations.

I nominate Malfred.

And his handbag.
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Fraz with a banana FTW,now gentlemen,I belive we should get off his lawn.


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The Great State of Texas

You with the suspicious eyes! off my lawn!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/26 17:42:00


-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






Gathering the Informations.

Wow Fraz. Owned.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Sidenote:
Frazzled's baby photo?

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/26 17:44:17


 
   
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The Great State of Texas

Definitely. Dad wouldn't let me put a nail in the stick until I was 18 months old.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






Gathering the Informations.

It's a pepper mill. Not a stick!
   
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Ohhh,my mistake...I thought Frazz was the one the old man was chasing with the pepper mill.

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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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Gathering the Informations.

Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...
   
Made in us
Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle





Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Kanluwen wrote:Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...

The bears probably much friendlier too.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
Made in us
Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






Gathering the Informations.

Shh shh, he's coming back!
   
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The Great State of Texas

FITZZ wrote:
Kanluwen wrote:Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...

The bears probably much friendlier too.

True that. probably bathes more frequently as well.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor






Gathering the Informations.

...

*boggle*
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Frazzled wrote:
FITZZ wrote:
Kanluwen wrote:Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...

The bears probably much friendlier too.

True that. probably bathes more frequently as well.

100% pure win.


"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.

I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>

I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
 
   
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The Great State of Texas

I do what I can.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Gathering the Informations.

At first I was like...


And then?

Well then...

   
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Buzzard's Knob

This entire thread is just entrapment. Of ME! (Don't make me get medieval on your ass!)

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South Africa



The day Frazz was born the heavens opened and the gods of win flew down to earth, bestowing a mere mortal with their star child. Great master of the bat and nail, he is the champion that will lead the armies of win in a final battle with the forces of fail!

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The Great State of Texas

Deff Dread red Edition wrote:

The day Frazz was born the heavens opened and the gods of win flew down to earth, bestowing a mere mortal with their star child. Great master of the bat and nail, he is the champion that will lead the armies against win in a final battle with the forces of fail!


And Frazz was the parking meter attendant who tickited his car.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Executing Exarch






Dallas, TX

I am disappointed Gwar! You forgot the option of Frazzled on Bath Day...that is definitely the most crotchety...

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Gathering the Informations.

It takes a whole platoon of Marines to get Frazzled penned up on Bath Day.
   
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Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

I am all for the banana.

I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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South Africa

Indeed Frazz, indeed. Now....



And clamp his tires, that will ruin any champion of humanities day.


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The Great State of Texas

Kanluwen wrote:It takes a whole platoon of Marines to get Frazzled penned up on Bath Day.


No tub can hold me!!!

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






JEB_Stuart wrote:I am disappointed Gwar! You forgot the option of Frazzled on Bath Day...that is definitely the most crotchety...


Why am I suddenly reminded of Sling Blade.

dem French fried taters are good.....ummhmmmm.

GG
   
 
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