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2009/10/26 17:06:26
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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2009/10/26 17:12:23
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Plastictrees
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Are there four different Frazzles cause we counting Robo-Fraz's and Killer-Fraz Type 666?
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WARBOSS TZOO wrote:Grab your club, hit her over the head, and drag her back to your cave. The classics are classic for a reason.
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2009/10/26 17:12:31
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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This thread just stinks of Frazzled approval.
Whoever wins we er you guys, lose!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/26 17:23:54
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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You can't have more than one comedy option in a poll. Reporting this thread.
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2009/10/26 17:25:08
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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I voted Frazzled with a banana .. .. I mean come on, its a banana, you can't get better than that ... ... * taps chin thoughtfully* unless, he's holding two bananas, now thats really something to tell the kids about
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2009/10/26 17:28:33
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Madrak Ironhide
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Pffft, we're supposed to nominate first.
I nominate Frazzled.
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2009/10/26 17:30:50
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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I nominate Malfred.
And his handbag.
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2009/10/26 17:36:40
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Fraz with a banana FTW,now gentlemen,I belive we should get off his lawn.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/10/26 17:41:32
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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You with the suspicious eyes! off my lawn!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/26 17:42:00
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/26 17:42:04
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Wow Fraz. Owned. Automatically Appended Next Post: Sidenote:
Frazzled's baby photo?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/26 17:44:17
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2009/10/26 17:46:00
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Definitely. Dad wouldn't let me put a nail in the stick until I was 18 months old.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/26 17:47:07
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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It's a pepper mill. Not a stick!
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2009/10/26 17:51:31
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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 Ohhh,my mistake...I thought Frazz was the one the old man was chasing with the pepper mill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/26 17:52:52
"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/10/26 17:53:33
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...
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2009/10/26 17:55:28
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Kanluwen wrote:Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...
The bears probably much friendlier too.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/10/26 17:58:45
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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Shh shh, he's coming back!
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2009/10/26 17:59:44
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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FITZZ wrote:Kanluwen wrote:Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...
The bears probably much friendlier too.
True that. probably bathes more frequently as well.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/26 18:02:23
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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...
*boggle*
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2009/10/26 18:04:22
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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Frazzled wrote:FITZZ wrote:Kanluwen wrote:Nah, I don't think Frazz is THAT hairy...
The bears probably much friendlier too.
True that. probably bathes more frequently as well.
100% pure win.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2009/10/26 18:05:05
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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I do what I can.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/26 18:12:28
Subject: Re:Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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At first I was like...
And then?
Well then...
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2009/10/26 18:22:00
Subject: Re:Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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This entire thread is just entrapment. Of ME! (Don't make me get medieval on your ass!)
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2009/10/26 18:26:52
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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The day Frazz was born the heavens opened and the gods of win flew down to earth, bestowing a mere mortal with their star child. Great master of the bat and nail, he is the champion that will lead the armies of win in a final battle with the forces of fail!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/26 18:30:04
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/10/26 18:30:09
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Deff Dread red Edition wrote:
The day Frazz was born the heavens opened and the gods of win flew down to earth, bestowing a mere mortal with their star child. Great master of the bat and nail, he is the champion that will lead the armies against win in a final battle with the forces of fail!
And Frazz was the parking meter attendant who tickited his car. 
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/26 18:33:08
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Executing Exarch
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I am disappointed Gwar! You forgot the option of Frazzled on Bath Day...that is definitely the most crotchety...
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How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
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 Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
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2009/10/26 18:34:02
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
Gathering the Informations.
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It takes a whole platoon of Marines to get Frazzled penned up on Bath Day.
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2009/10/26 18:34:04
Subject: Re:Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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I am all for the banana.
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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos  
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2009/10/26 18:39:53
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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Indeed Frazz, indeed. Now....
And clamp his tires, that will ruin any champion of humanities day.
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2009/10/26 18:41:19
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Kanluwen wrote:It takes a whole platoon of Marines to get Frazzled penned up on Bath Day.
No tub can hold me!!!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2009/10/26 19:10:07
Subject: Crotchetiest Dakkite of All Time
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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JEB_Stuart wrote:I am disappointed Gwar! You forgot the option of Frazzled on Bath Day...that is definitely the most crotchety...
Why am I suddenly reminded of Sling Blade.
dem French fried taters are good.....ummhmmmm.
GG
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