40k Vending Machine I: Just As Planned

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**ZergSmasher**

You get an abnormal brain.

I insert a bag of hammers.

**snurl**

You get a box of rocks.

I insert a ton of lead.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get cake

I insert a wig

**snurl**

You get a Brown Bess.

I insert a bayonet.

**Vanguard-13**

You get a WW1 Trench Knife.

I insert a Terran SCV.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get cake

I insert brownies

**snurl**

You get Nurglings.

I insert Seven Swans.

**sing your life**

You get Dwarf Fortress.

I insert Obama.

**Verviedi**

You recieve Bill Clinton.

I insert the thing I inserted in this post.

**KaptinBadrukk**

You get a gay person.

I insert Elite Force

**ZergSmasher**

You get a gun with no ammo in it.

I insert Emperor Palpatine.

**snurl**

You get a Sith.

I insert bottle rockets.

**Vanguard-13**

You get a charred Thumb.

I insert a whole mess of gun parts.

**sing your life**

You get a Oblitorator. He's quite angry.

I insert Mad Max.

**snurl**

You get Happy Gilmore.

I insert Colonel Marbles Masterworks.

**sing your life**

You get citadel finecast.

I insert Dakka Dakka.

**Vanguard-13**

The sheer awesomeness of it causes the universe to explode.

There is no more machine.

3 to 6 weeks later, an alternate universe is installed. A bit glitchy but otherwise okay.

I insert Ork Philosophy.

**ZergSmasher**

You get an Ork Boy that jumps out of the machine and hits you on the head...hard.

I insert a Necron Canoptek Wraith.

**snurl**

You get a dead battery.

I insert an overzealous ork player.

**sing your life**

You get a mob of Warboys.

I insert David Cameron.

**snurl**

You get Simon Cameron.

I insert John Bell.

**JamesGang**

You receive David bell and a replica third base bag.

I insert two left socks.

**snurl**

You get a dryer.

I insert fluorescent green spray paint.

**sing your life**

You get the chrome paint the Warboys spray on their mouths.

I insert a science textbook.

**snurl**

You get rubber gloves.

I insert Lemmings.

**Melissia**

You get Fraggles.

I insert the disdain Space Marine players have for their troops choices.

**JamesGang**

You receive a starter box for Warmahordes, Warlord Games Napoleonics and X-wing. You know, other options to actually enjoy gaming with.

I insert my Saga Plastics.

**Melissia**

I don't enjoy any of those. Also, not a Marine player

You receive an old Sega Genesis.

I insert one chocolate coin, still in its gold wrapper.

**sing your life**

Gold!!! Aw, this is just chocolate. Chocolate!!!

Sorry, got a bit carried away there.

You get a tiger.

I insert a model ship.

**Singularity678**

you get an inquisitorial storm trooper.

I insert an commisar's rosarius.