I have two dressing tables, but I'll only list the contents of one.
1)A Large TV, 12.5g of Drum rolling tobacco, three partially used packets of blue rizlas, my passport, two Amazon Bloodbowl players, an Xbox 360, A DVD of quantum mechanics related videos and software, Buffy series 3 boxset, a usb lava lamp, a hip flask full of Tequila, and some lighter fluid for my beloved Zippo.
Thank you for reminding me that i need to tidy my fething bedroom
2) The dice have rolled a double: 1. Meh.
Edit: My poor grammar made it look like i had Tequila and Lighter fluid in the hip flask. Which is not the case. But i am thinking about it now....