I've grown tired of the mech-focus of
GW lately, and decided I would rather play a biker-list in my next tournament. I knew it would be much tougher to be competitive without any tanks, but fun actually beats winning, and it's not like it is a soft list, it has quite a lot of melta, so it should be a though match-up for tank-heavy armies, and I had won or drawn most of my practice matches, so I was hoping for a top 5 placement.
My list:
HQ - 305
Captain N'Keln, bike, powerfist, hellfire rounds
Librarian, bike, nullzone, avenger
Troops - 695
4 Bikers, attack bike, 2x flamer, powerfist
4 Bikers, attack bike, multimelta, 2x plasma
8 Bikers, attack bike, multimelta, 2x melta, powerfist
Fast Attack - 300
2x Attack bike, 2x multimelta
2x Attack bike, 2x multimelta
2x Attack bike, 2x multimelta
Heavy Support - 200
Thunderfire Cannon
Thunderfire Cannon
1500pts
Unfortunatly, I got pretty ill the day before the tournament, and actually spent that entire day in bed. When I woke up on the day of the tournament, I still had a fever, and I couldn't keep any food down, but I still decided to go to the tournament, popping some pills and anticipating getting better later. So when you see stupid mistakes in the first games, remember to blame my fever and the lack of food
Also, sorry for the bad quality of the pictures, I borrowed a camera, and apparently didn't figure out how to use it properly
Game 1 vs BW spam orks
His list:
Warboss, mega armour,
pk, attack squig
Big mek,
KFF
4-5 Mega Nobz
60 boyz
4x BW, deffrollas
This is a hard match-up for my list. He will get charges, and I must sacrifice units to take out his. It was then made worse when the mission turned out to be annihilation. I groaned and thought to myself, ''please don't be
DoW'', while my opponent cheered for it to be
DoW.... and
DoW it was
He won the roll-off and placed his mega-nobz + warboss at the 24'' line. I choose to just drive in on turn 1.
- Set-up
He started rolling slowly forward, his other three BW's rolled on together to benefit from the
KFF. I choose to place on thunderfire on each flank, hopefully splitting his force, so I could concentrate on some of his forces as I removed his mobility. I did however make two HUGE mistakes in my first turn, that ended up costing me the game.
1: I should have put my captain in my large bike-unit, making that unit capable of taking on a boy squad and winning, and making my
IC's harder
KP's
2: I placed my flamer bikers + captain too close to his BW for some reason, giving him 2 extra
KP's that he shouldn't have gotten so easily.
- Stupid mistakes
He rolla'ed one squad of attack bikes. I choose to do a death or glory, but of course it failed, and that squad was gone after the resulting
2d6 S10 hits. His meganobs then had a clear charge on the flamers + captain, and wiped them out at the loss of 1-2 meganobs. The rest of his BW's charged forward.
In my turn, my attack bikes blew up one BW, and the left thunderfire then wiped the 20 boys that fell out. The warboss wagon was immobilized.
In his turn, he wiped out another squad of attack bikes with 20 boys, and the last 20 boys charged my big squad. That combat continued for many turns, ending at turn 5 with me having one attack bike and the sarge left. The boys that had killed the attack bikes were wiped out by the left thunderfire, while the left BW was destroyed by the plasma bikers.
- Boys getting ready to charge and other boys get ready to be evaporated
- Slow grinding match, T5 vs S3 for the win
My last attack bikes managed to take out the warboss wagon before being eaten by the warboss and friends. At turn 5, the score was 5-5, but he would reach my right thunderfire, so I needed to kill something else. My plasmabikers and the last remaining from my large unit charged towards his remaining units. I did manage to kill the warboss, and it was 6-6 on turn 6, but then we played another turn, and his mega nobz got a charge off against my plasmabikers. I got one last shot at the BW with my multimelta, but he saved it with the
KFF, and it ended 7-6 to him. He had 4 models left on the table, I had 3... one bloody match
- Not much left
- The last attempt at victory, the warboss is gunned down
I think I pulled off a good comeback after the horrendously stupid first turn. Unfortunatly, it was not enough to make up for my fever-influenced moves in the beginning.
Man of the match: Left thunderfire - killed 40 boys with two rounds of fire
Result: Loss
Game 2 vs SW
I get paired against a
SW player, and I'm in for another rough match. He has insane amounts of S8+ guns, and all his units are at least decent in assault
His list:
Rune priest w/Living lightning, Jaws of the world wolf, Chooser of the slain
Rune priest w/Living lightning, Murderous Hurricane, Saga of the beast slayer
3x Wolf Guard, 2 w. powerfist and combimelta (goes with grey hunters), 1 w bolter (goes with long fangs)
8 Grey hunters w. meltagun, wolfstandard, Mark of the Wulfen
Rhino,
HK missile?
8 Grey hunters w. meltagun, wolfstandard, Mark of the Wulfen
Rhino,
HK missile?
5 Grey hunters w. flamer
Razorback w. lascannon & twin-linked plasmagun, Hunter Killer missile
5 Grey hunters w. flamer
Razorback w. lascannon & twin-linked plasmagun, Hunter Killer missile
6 Long Fangs w. 5x missile launchers
Razorback w. lascannon & twin-linked plasmagun, Hunter Killer missile
2x Predators w. Autocannon, Lascannon sponsons,
HK missile
In addition, it is spearhead, and the table is not very nice to my army, with a river blocking in one quarter. Most of the objectives end up in that quarter, and for some reason, I take it, thinking that he will have to come to me and I can jump his units as they come. A fine plan... if he didn't have such an insane amount of long range firepower
- Set up - Why did I choose that quarter?
I start with most of my army in reserve, and he does the same thing, setting up a firebase across from me. Again I have already made some bad mistakes (still havn't eaten anything at this point). I should have chosen a different quarter, as the river blocked me from turboboosting. I should have started with everything on the board, and I should have bum-rushed in, using one unit to screen as the rest could take out his tanks, and then I could have retreated and harrassed him after his long range firepower had been diminished.
- Advance meekly men!
Of course, I didn't do this. I started moving meekly forward, waiting for my own reserves and being afraid of his. I did take out 5 of his long fangs, but here, my luck ended. He hit with EVERY lascannon shot (fact! My opponent commented on this himself), and even that lone long fang left just kept knocking out a bike a turn. Then add that when I penetrated his tanks, I didn't get any destroyed results, and my army was quickly shrinking away, while his was more or less unharmed.
- WHY WON'T THEY DIE!!
He fired a single lascannon shot at one thunderfire, hit the techmarine, and I fail a 3+ coversave. Then he shot another lascannon at the other one, hit the techmarine again, and once again I fail the 3+ coversave
- Finally managed to at least take out some tanks.. a bit too late though
Even with my pretty bad luck with the vehicle table, I had enough meltaguns to take out almost all of his tanks. If he hadn't destroyed my thunderfires early (which was also my fault, they should have been even further back - he was in like 47,5'' range with his preds), I could have hurt his infantry too. Now, with my bikes almost gone, and my thunderfires all gone, I just couldn't take out his infantry, and he could calmly claim one objective and contest the other
- It's a draw!
In the end, he controlled one objective, and contested mine, so it was another loss. A pretty bad start at the tournament, but at least I managed to get some food after this battle, so my mind started working again
- No it's not
While I did play kinda dumb in this battle, I don't think it mattered greatly in the end, as he was insanely lucky with his rolls, and I struggled to kill anything. Sometimes, lady luck just works against you... (in his last fight, he couldn't even destroy some warwalkers with all that S8+, so I guess it evens out... too bad it evened out against me

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- My luck evens out quite a bit in my next match though, so stay tuned
Result: Loss